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    100 Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican

    [QUOTE][IMG]http://www.addictinginfo.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/angry.person.jpg[/IMG]

    Conservatives are so easy to anger these days. Even the most insignificant statement can set off their tempers. If you want to enrage a conservative, I suggest saying the following:

    1. A Socialist wrote the Pledge of Allegiance.
    2. Jesus healed the sick and helped the poor, for free.
    3. Joseph McCarthy was an un-American, witch hunting sissy.
    4. Jefferson Davis and Robert E. Lee were traitors.
    5. The South lost the Civil War, get over it.
    6. The Founding Fathers were liberals.
    7. Fascism is a right-wing trait.
    8. Sarah Palin is an ugly cow (said to conservative males).
    9. The Earth is round.
    10. Reagan raised taxes eleven times as President.
    11. Reagan legalized abortion as Governor of California.
    12. Nixon created the Environmental Protection Agency.
    13. Ronald Reagan supported gun control.
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    That's great.

    Here's 1 word to describe conservatives ... [I]winning[/I].

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    I like some of them...

    Jimmy Carter > Obama...

    Republicans came up with the healthcare plan, the rest of the party thought it was a bad idea then and they still do...

    Liberals have lost more American lives in war than Republicans...

    Get a job... The free ride is over...

    Obama's approval rating is dropping...

    Oh, wrong list :i_dont_kn

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    :D:yes:

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    I have some to add:

    Unions are good for America
    Government is efficient
    We need to redistribute the wealth
    Criticizing Obama is Racist
    Republicans hate women
    It is ok to kill fetuses but circumcision should be illegal

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    [QUOTE=chiefst2000;4106548]
    It is ok to kill fetuses but circumcision should be illegal[/QUOTE]

    It should be... I'm Irish... I could have used that extra half an inch...

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    Is that to irritate a Republican, or make them feel smarter?

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    After 40 years of the federal department of education and continually falling aptitude, liberals want more education unions and more money thrown at the problem.

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    You really don't need to say a thing, most Republicans are pretty cranky to begin with.

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