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Thread: Ranking the Sexiest Starting QBs in the NFL

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    Ranking the Sexiest Starting QBs in the NFL

    These are just my opinions on who are the hottest hunks (and dumps) in the NFL. (These are just the projected starters in my opinion).

    The Hunks

    1. Tom Brady - There is no denying this man is one hot beef of meat.
    2. Cam Newton - AKA "Move Over Denzel"
    3. Mark Sanchez - I mean come on he could throw me balls anyday.
    4. Tim Tebow - I'd get on my knees with him...
    5. Eli Manning - Haters gonna hate
    6. Peyton Manning - These two brothers make me jealous, looks and ability
    7. Donovan Mcnabb -His smile lights up my heart
    8. Aaron Rodgers - He's my champ
    9. John Beck - should give up football and be a super model
    10. Tony Romo - He's sexy in that rugged, goofy way
    11. Mike Vick - Bad Boys are sexy
    12. Joe Flacco - Unibrows are sexy
    13. Josh Freeman - He could swash my buckles anyday
    14. Ben Roethlisberger - I wouldn't say no in an Atlanta bathroom
    15. Colt McCoy - That southern drawl kills me
    16. Jay Cutler - INTs are sexy
    17. Matt Hasselbeck - Receding harline is a hard look to pull off and he does
    18. Matt Schaub - See Matt Hasselbeck
    19. Alex Smith - He may be a bust but he could bust a nut on me
    20. Charlie Whitehurst - I'd give a 2nd rounder for a night with him

    The Dumps

    21. Ryan Fitzpatrick- Does nothing for me either way
    22. Sam Bradford - About as sexy as my 12 yr old brother
    23. David Garrard - He has that african warrior appeal
    24. Matt Cassel - Whatever....
    25. Matt Stafford - Injuries are NOT sexy
    26. Matt Ryan - by far the ugliest of the Ryan brothers
    27. Phillip Rivers - Get over yourself
    28. Drew Brees - Is he auditioning for the remake of Scarface?
    29. Jason Campbell - Campbell chunky noodle eeewwwww
    30. Kevin Kolb - Looks like an evil leprachaun
    31. Chad Henne - *Throws up*
    32. Andy Dalton - Ginger nuff said

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    in before the next ban!

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    Dude - Good list and first post.

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    lockdump

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    Last edited by Dirtstar; 08-18-2011 at 01:47 PM.

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    Beck


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    i can't argue with any of these. well done.

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    hubba hubba...

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    I honestly think Tony Romo is more in the top 5 area.

    Just my opinion

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    LOL

    If this is Metro_Irvin, good troll attempt. If not, you should PM Metro_Irvin immediately to set up a playdate.

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    Josh Freeman is way too low on this list

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    If Mark Sanchez's ass was a Chinese restaurant, I'll take the pu pu platter

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    Jesus Christ was this really moved to the hotties forum?

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    Finally a thread in the hotties forum that is impartial and undiscriminatory

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    Quote Originally Posted by ozu View Post
    Beck

    I see your Beck and raise you a Macgruber


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    That is a very disturbing picture.
    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post


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    You got to be kidding me.......Wow did the hottie forum go to hell in a hurry. If this don't bring Revi$ off the ban list nothing will.

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