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    Just another Saturday morning...

    I'm 46 years old... This morning I woke up next to an 18 year old brunette beauty. It's equal parts fantastic and distressing. I hate/love being single again.

    When I was 40... she was 12. :eek: Damn. I'm going straight to hell (if I believed in that sort of thing).

    Time to go wake her for work with a fresh cup of coffee. Perhaps we'll discuss Harry Potter... the latest dub-step beats... and then have some sweaty morning sex.

    Fug.

    H. E. Double hockey sticks. :O

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    Pics or it didn't happen.

    I'm 32 years old and woke up next to my 31 year old pregnant wife in a bed and breakfast in Manchester, VT for a (straight) wedding this weekend. We had intercourse. Now she's taking a dump before we go downstairs for some B&B fritattas. Then I get to drive her around to all the outlets.

    So I don't want to hear about any pangs of guilt you're feeling, tb. :mad:

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    [QUOTE=titanbuoy;4110470]I'm 46 years old... This morning I woke up next to an 18 year old brunette beauty. It's equal parts fantastic and distressing. I hate/love being single again.

    When I was 40... she was 12. :eek: Damn. I'm going straight to hell (if I believed in that sort of thing).

    Time to go wake her for work with a fresh cup of coffee. Perhaps we'll discuss Harry Potter... the latest dub-step beats... and then have some sweaty morning sex.

    Fug.

    H. E. Double hockey sticks. :O[/QUOTE]

    "So that's how it is in their family."

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    [QUOTE=titanbuoy;4110470]I'm 46 years old... This morning I woke up next to an 18 year old brunette beauty. It's equal parts fantastic and distressing. I hate/love being single again.

    When I was 40... she was 12. :eek: Damn. I'm going straight to hell (if I believed in that sort of thing).

    Time to go wake her for work with a fresh cup of coffee. Perhaps we'll discuss Harry Potter... the latest dub-step beats... and then have some sweaty morning sex.

    Fug.

    H. E. Double hockey sticks. :O[/QUOTE]

    No one likes a braggart.

    Unless there's pics involved.

    Then it's cliquey and cool. :D

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;4110476][B]Pics or it didn't happen[/B].[/QUOTE]

    +10000000000000

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;4110476]Pics or it didn't happen.

    I'm 32 years old and woke up next to my 31 year old pregnant wife in a bed and breakfast in Manchester, VT for a (straight) wedding this weekend. We had intercourse. Now she's taking a dump before we go downstairs for some B&B fritattas. Then I get to drive her around to all the outlets.

    So I don't want to hear about any pangs of guilt you're feeling, tb. :mad:[/QUOTE]

    Eww..she goes poo now? Mine didn't til AFTER we got married. Have fun at the outlets...stay strong brother!

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    Last edited by frostlich; 08-20-2011 at 11:50 AM.

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;4110476]Pics or it didn't happen.

    I'm 32 years old and woke up next to my 31 year old pregnant wife in a bed and breakfast in Manchester, VT for a (straight) wedding this weekend. We had intercourse. Now she's taking a dump before we go downstairs for some B&B fritattas. Then I get to drive her around to all the outlets.

    So I don't want to hear about any pangs of guilt you're feeling, tb. :mad:[/QUOTE]

    Thanks JT, this is ****ing hilarious and so true! :yes:

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;4110476]Then I get to drive her around to all the outlets.
    [/QUOTE]

    My wife is going to the outlet stores today too. But I told her there was no friggin' way I was going because real men don't do that sh!t.


















    [SIZE="1"]apparently real men do stay home and babysit though.[/SIZE]:eek:

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;4110476]Pics or it didn't happen.

    [/QUOTE]

    + a million

    What's the matter, you're afraid you're going to creep out the 18 year old you're having sex with? I think you're a little past that point. :rolleyes: :D

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;4110476]Pics or it didn't happen.[/QUOTE]

    [IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/misc/badnight.jpg[/IMG]

    Which explains...

    [QUOTE=titanbuoy;4110470]Time to go wake her for work with a fresh cup of coffee. Perhaps we'll discuss Harry Potter... the latest dub-step beats... [B]and then have some sweaty morning sex.[/B] [/QUOTE]

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    Hasn't titan already posted pics? I remember a blonde vaguely. Unless this is a different chick.

    In any case, enjoy the ride....literally.

    I've got a 6 yr old birthday party to go to today....so I'll only be having a 97.48% worse time than you! :O

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    [QUOTE=jetstream23;4110589]Hasn't titan already posted pics? I remember a blonde vaguely. Unless this is a different chick.

    In any case, enjoy the ride....literally.

    I've got a 6 yr old birthday party to go to today....so I'll only be having a 97.48% worse time than you! :O[/QUOTE]

    Yeah, the kinky blonde with the tattoos. That was pretty hot, if I'm honest.

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    [QUOTE=jetstream23;4110589]Hasn't titan already posted pics? I remember a blonde vaguely. Unless this is a different chick.

    In any case, enjoy the ride....literally.

    I've got a 6 yr old birthday party to go to today....so I'll only be having a 97.48% worse time than you! :O[/QUOTE]

    I've told Titan a few times that I thought his former blonde gal pal was gorgeous. What a life you possess, Titan. Hot, 18 year-old brunette, huh? F**k you, prick bastid. ;)

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    [QUOTE=titanbuoy;4110470]I'm 46 years old... This morning I woke up next to an 18 year old brunette beauty. It's equal parts fantastic and distressing. I hate/love being single again.

    When I was 40... she was 12. :eek: Damn. I'm going straight to hell (if I believed in that sort of thing).

    Time to go wake her for work with a fresh cup of coffee. Perhaps we'll discuss Harry Potter... the latest dub-step beats... and then have some sweaty morning sex.

    Fug.

    H. E. Double hockey sticks. :O[/QUOTE]

    [IMG]http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o99/wco33/DoTheRightThingPinoSal2.jpg[/IMG]

    **** you. :yes:

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    [QUOTE=Warfish;4110605][IMG]http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQTH6CZjJ0OoezE_4YTXdKC5cF5TjGhNo5BJA6RpZOjI43q2-a1[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    lolz

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    I woke up in a separate room and bed from my wife. Best sleep I've had all week.

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    Now she's gone for the weekend and I can watch the Titties/Rams tonight undisturbed. AND I won't have to watch a single episode of "The Big Bang Theory" today! (it's not an awful show, but it's become painfully apparent over the past few weeks spent with her that whatever time it is, wherever you are... this show is on right now... with another episode immediately following).


    [IMG]http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h41/titanbuoy/photos/mandybella.jpg[/IMG]

    [IMG]http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h41/titanbuoy/photos/mandyjulynight95.jpg[/IMG]

    :D

    (told ya you'd love D-Mase)

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