We sell that toy... I retail it for the low, low price of $699... we're currently sold out.
For those wanting to see what an "$800" sex toy looks like google "**** Me Silly Pipedream". There are a few pieces in that line, but given the description in the article it should be pretty apparent which one it is.
The thing that freaks me about these things is clean-up. If you spend $500+ on a toy like that you're apt to want to use it more than once. Knowing myself after sex, there's no chance I'd have the motivation to clean that thing out afterwards. There's a proud moment in a man's life... standing in the bathroom rinsing your splooge from your freshly used fake vag. That's gotta leave a mark on one's ego.*