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Thread: I just want to better myself, get an education, and have a fair opportunity like you.

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    I just want to better myself, get an education, and have a fair opportunity like you.

    So I stole your car and sold it.

    But you're not mad. I wasn't violent stealing it. You were at work anyway.

    I sold it to pay for college.

    You're not mad, are you? I just want to better myself.

    And get an education.

    And isn't that what matters most? Not that the car was yours, or that stealing it was against the law, so what, I used it to get an education, and to better myself, and to have an opportunity.

    Lik eyou had.

    Thank you.

    Oh, but my opportunity isn't what I thought it would be.

    So do me a favor, and leave your front door unlocked.

    Because I need some opportunity, to fund my education, and better myself.

    And who can say some old silly Law is more important that that?
    Last edited by Warfish; 08-27-2011 at 02:45 PM.

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    Steal bitonti's car, he won't mind.

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    [QUOTE=pauliec;4118482]Steal bitonti's car, he won't mind.[/QUOTE]
    In this booming economy? How could he?

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    Why even bother anymore dude? Hate immigrrants? No. I married one. Very brown skin, from India. Came legally, has about 4 college degrees, same for her sis. Yup, they're pissed that people are able to cut in front and get benes just by whining.

    Ain't liberal America grand!

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    [QUOTE=brady's a catcher;4119104]Why even bother anymore dude? Hate immigrrants? No. I married one. Very brown skin, from India.[/QUOTE]

    Oh her skin is VERY brown. Gee...you're so open-minded!

    Some of MY best friends are immigrants! Some are even BLACK.

    I win.

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    [QUOTE=Warfish;4118463]So I stole your car and sold it.

    But you're not mad. I wasn't violent stealing it. You were at work anyway.

    I sold it to pay for college.

    You're not mad, are you? I just want to better myself.

    And get an education.

    And isn't that what matters most? Not that the car was yours, or that stealing it was against the law, so what, I used it to get an education, and to better myself, and to have an opportunity.

    Lik eyou had.

    Thank you.

    Oh, but my opportunity isn't what I thought it would be.

    So do me a favor, and leave your front door unlocked.

    Because I need some opportunity, to fund my education, and better myself.

    And who can say some old silly Law is more important that that?[/QUOTE]

    This is so silly.

    How did you sell it without the title?

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    CLiff notes.

    Someone?


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    [QUOTE=32green;4119153]CLiff notes.

    Someone?


    -[/QUOTE]

    Um. Warfish just bought a car the other day.

    I'm guessing it got stolen. That sucks ballz....:(

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    [QUOTE=32green;4119153]CLiff notes.

    Someone?


    -[/QUOTE]

    Someone's kilt is all atwtter.

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