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    2011-2012 Season - All Championships

    Just wanted to share this moment of pure glee:

    This would be the equivalent to the Pats being the worst team in the NFL.

    1 Lyon 14 6 4 2 0 11 5 6
    2 Montpellier 13 6 4 1 1 12 5 7
    3 Toulouse 13 6 4 1 1 10 6 4
    4 Lille 12 7 3 3 1 12 9 3
    5 Paris-SG 11 6 3 2 1 9 6 3
    6 Lorient 11 6 3 2 1 8 5 3
    7 Rennes 11 6 3 2 1 11 9 2
    8 Sochaux 9 6 2 3 1 10 9 1
    9 Auxerre 7 6 1 4 1 9 8 1
    10 Evian TG 7 6 1 4 1 6 6 0
    11 Bordeaux 7 7 1 4 2 8 9 -1
    12 Caen 7 6 2 1 3 7 8 -1
    13 Saint-Etienne 7 6 2 1 3 5 9 -4
    14 Dijon 6 6 2 0 4 5 13 -8
    15 Nice 5 6 1 2 3 5 6 -1
    16 Brest 5 6 0 5 1 5 6 -1
    17 AC Ajaccio 5 6 1 2 3 6 12 -6
    18 Valenciennes 4 6 1 1 4 7 8 -1
    19 Nancy 3 6 0 3 3 4 7 -3
    20 Marseille 3 6 0 3 3 6 10 -4
    BWAHAHAHAHAHA

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    How is Lugano doing mate? I heard Andre Santos scored for Arsenal last night in the CL, it's always good to hear how the players that fled from the titanic that is sewerbahce doing well

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Turk View Post
    How is Lugano doing mate? I heard Andre Santos scored for Arsenal last night in the CL, it's always good to hear how the players that fled from the titanic that is sewerbahce doing well
    First of all, we're in first place b*tches! All of our recruits have been home runs, with Pastore being a MFing grand slam. We are the talk of the town. Pastore has been Zidane-like. 6 games, 4 goals, 2 assists...and marvelous ball skills (not the ones you're thinking of).

    Lugano, we knew was a little out of shape. His first few games were TBH subpar IMO. He did however, in practically a day, become the locker room leader. Can't wait for him and Sakho (young up and coming central defender and voted best defender last year) to play at their best level.

    This weekend we play Lyon, should be an awesome game.

    Dirtstar => your boy Campbell is regularly subbing in around the 60th minute. Haven't seen any highlights or whatever, but he's alive and seeing playing time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    First of all, we're in first place b*tches! All of our recruits have been home runs, with Pastore being a MFing grand slam. We are the talk of the town. Pastore has been Zidane-like. 6 games, 4 goals, 2 assists...and marvelous ball skills (not the ones you're thinking of).

    Lugano, we knew was a little out of shape. His first few games were TBH subpar IMO. He did however, in practically a day, become the locker room leader. Can't wait for him and Sakho (young up and coming central defender and voted best defender last year) to play at their best level.

    This weekend we play Lyon, should be an awesome game.

    Dirtstar => your boy Campbell is regularly subbing in around the 60th minute. Haven't seen any highlights or whatever, but he's alive and seeing playing time.




    first start, first goal:


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8XPph9MCXA

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    I was just going to post this for you.

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    PSG 2 - 0 Lyon

    Sole posession of 1st place b*tches!

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    He even made the headlines



    Bullet points from article:
    - Praise from coach saying he's very versatile and can play anywhere up front. Un selfish player who's not your typical crazy South American dribbler. He also goes back to help construction.
    - Props from teammates saying how he's picked everything up so quickly. Has already started learning french.
    - Lorient has 3 Argentinians, so he has at least a few guys he can speak Spaninsh with.
    Last edited by RaoulDuke; 10-03-2011 at 07:05 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    He even made the headlines



    Bullet points from article:
    - Praise from coach saying he's very versatile and can play anywhere up front. Un selfish player who's not your typical crazy South American dribbler. He also goes back to help construction.
    - Props from teammates saying how he's picked everything up so quickly. Has already started learning french.
    - Lorient has 3 Argentinians, so he has at least a few guys he can speak Spaninsh with.
    good stuff.

    try to watch one of his games if you get a chance. not to be a homer, but i think he's a special talent, and has what it takes to play in Europe a long time.

    like the article said, he's very versatile and very unselfish. he's a very good dribbler but he's at his best when making quick decisions with the ball. he has GREAT vision and makes some sick passes.

    this has actually been a problem for him with the National Team, especially the U-20 squad, as his passes and plays are always like 5 steps ahead of his teammates

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    Joel Campbell in the news, B**CHES!!!

    scored the game-winning goal today in the French Cup tournament


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp8WKegXVCI

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    We are back b****eees...

    Beat the sewerbirds 3-1 last night and it should've at least been double that. We hadn't been able to beat them in 3.5 years so it was like a 52.000 strong gang rape...

    Johan Elmander, Emmanuel Eboue and Felipe Melo in his first derby game scored and became true Galatasaray players. But the best one was Melo's goal, he literally scored with his balls

    I don't have access to you tube but I'll link it when I get home

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Turk View Post
    We are back b****eees...

    Beat the sewerbirds 3-1 last night and it should've at least been double that. We hadn't been able to beat them in 3.5 years so it was like a 52.000 strong gang rape...

    Johan Elmander, Emmanuel Eboue and Felipe Melo in his first derby game scored and became true Galatasaray players. But the best one was Melo's goal, he literally scored with his balls

    I don't have access to you tube but I'll link it when I get home
    Good for you guys. We lost to Marseille 3-0 which ended up launching they're season.

    How's Elmander doing?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDQGbcKefIg

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    Good for you guys. We lost to Marseille 3-0 which ended up launching they're season.

    How's Elmander doing?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDQGbcKefIg
    He's tearing it up. I think he is our leading scorer with something like 5 goals (I hate looking at sports esp. futbol through stat goggles so I don't keep much track) but more importantly he's always the guy that runs the most, tries the hardest and overall contributes to the team even on his off days. He's a keeper.

    Not very adventerous or imaginative though, when he was first signed I ran into him at Ikea eating swedish meatballs with his family friggen swede


    oh and Eboue who scored the first goal last night dedicated it to me and missus Turk. very unexpected but appreciated




    now I'm trying to convince Missus Turk that I have to get her pregnant before every Fenerbahce match...But she's so unreasonable it's like she thinks our superstitions have no bearing on the matches at all...hmmpf wimmenz right
    Last edited by The Turk; 12-08-2011 at 08:10 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    Good for you guys. We lost to Marseille 3-0 which ended up launching they're season.

    How's Elmander doing?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDQGbcKefIg
    BTW did you see Umut Bulut's goal for Toulouse against OL on the weekend? I'm not a fan of his and that was a once in a career lucky shot but wow...

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Turk View Post
    He's tearing it up. I think he is our leading scorer with something like 5 goals (I hate looking at sports esp. futbol through stat goggles so I don't keep much track) but more importantly he's always the guy that runs the most, tries the hardest and overall contributes to the team even on his off days. He's a keeper.

    Not very adventerous or imaginative though, when he was first signed I ran into him at Ikea eating swedish meatballs with his family friggen swede
    Always liked Elmander. A bit like Lisandro who plays for Lyon, they constantly harrass defenders whether they're on offense or defense.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Turk View Post
    BTW did you see Umut Bulut's goal for Toulouse against OL on the weekend? I'm not a fan of his and that was a once in a career lucky shot but wow...
    No I didn't see it. He got some press when he came over. I think he was Toulouse's only recruit and got off to a rocky start, though his coach only gave him praise. Have no idea how he's doing on a regular basis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Turk View Post
    We are back b****eees...

    Beat the sewerbirds 3-1 last night and it should've at least been double that. We hadn't been able to beat them in 3.5 years so it was like a 52.000 strong gang rape...
    LMAO!!

    a 52,000-strong Turkish gang rape.


    sounds... pleasant

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    LMAO!!

    a 52,000-strong Turkish gang rape.


    sounds... pleasant
    think japanese porn....but bigger...much bigger..."scoring with balls" bigger





    In honor of last nights goal felipe melo LigTV's (the channel that broadcasts the leage) logo was changed with a little help from our boys

    the old one



    the new one




    god it sucks to be sewerbird today...

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Turk View Post
    BTW did you see Umut Bulut's goal for Toulouse against OL on the weekend? I'm not a fan of his and that was a once in a career lucky shot but wow...
    Scored game winning goal this weekend which got him off the hook for missing a few clear scoring opportunities.

    2 games, 2 goals..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    Joel Campbell in the news, B**CHES!!!

    scored the game-winning goal today in the French Cup tournament


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp8WKegXVCI
    Another goal for Campbell this WE.

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