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    all the women in this meeting are beasts

    Get me outta here

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    pass some wind before you leave

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    TITS OR GTFO

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    PM the address to southside.


    as soon as he shows up, all teh womenz will leave.

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    No one-the-sly phone-pics?

    Fail.

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;4161659]pass some wind before you leave[/QUOTE]

    Crop dusting FTW :yes:

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    even from behind?

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    They wont stfu either wordy *****es

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    Just stand up looking at one of your hands...start furiously swiping at it with the other while yelling "wtf...is this leprosy? IS THIS LEPROSY???" and run out of the room.

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    pics needed

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    Sign them for short money? :dunno:

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    [QUOTE=LIDeadHead;4161671]even from behind?[/QUOTE]

    LOL! I love the purity of this post.

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    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;4161668]PM the address to southside.


    as soon as he shows up, all teh womenz will leave.[/QUOTE]

    False. I'm extremely attractive to the other sex.... sometimes the same sex too but that just goes with the territory.

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    [QUOTE=southside;4161826]False. I'm extremely attractive to the other sex.... sometimes the same sex too but that just goes with the territory.[/QUOTE]

    Is this what you mean by "the other sex.... sometimes the same sex"?

    [IMG]http://queercorner411.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/chaz-bono.jpg[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=crossfire;4161852]Is this what you mean by "the other sex.... sometimes the same sex"?

    [IMG]http://queercorner411.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/chaz-bono.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    I'm sure it's included in there sometimes. :D

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    [QUOTE=32green;4161681]Just stand up looking at one of your hands...start furiously swiping at it with the other while yelling "wtf...is this leprosy? IS THIS LEPROSY???" and run out of the room.

    -[/QUOTE]

    That's twice today by my count.




    What gives?




    Aside from the odd finger, 'course.





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    :ontome:

    And Fish, fake texting and take a picture.

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    [QUOTE=Jetworks;4161862]That's twice today by my count.




    What gives?




    Aside from the odd finger, 'course.





    :alien:



    :ontome:

    And Fish, fake texting and take a picture.[/QUOTE]

    I look at it this way...if there's a chance to hit on two leprosy jokes on the same day...go for it. Has to be a record. So, I'm 0-2 on leprosy jokes.

    Prolly a record too.

    :D

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;4161659]pass some wind before you leave[/QUOTE]

    Bring one so strong that they'll talk about it for years.

    Capture the audio of that event; and you'll be an even bigger legend. :cool::D

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    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;4161920]Bring one so strong that they'll talk about it for years.

    Capture the audio of that event; and you'll be an even bigger legend. :cool::D[/QUOTE]


    allow me to introduce a little thread CRO-pollination:



    [QUOTE=crossfire;4161924](Sound effects courtesy of Blazing Saddles)

    [url]http://wilstar.com/midi/campfire.wav[/url][/QUOTE]

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    Once every year they have this 'love-in' with people from our various processing centers to help test this huge rollout, get their perspective on the product, all kinds crap like that. So no only in addition to my usual workload which I don't care to get a handle on, I have cater to these people, who are in love with the idea of flying in to NJ, simply to get the hell out of their own office. Its unbearable, and it goes on for two weeks.

    Today was Day One.

    So at the end of each work day at 4:00PM, we get to cram ourselves in a conference room to the point where even blasting the AC isn't enough to lower the temperature of all the hot air of these blowhards. And by blowhard, not even in a good, give me a blowjob kinda way.

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