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    FML

    Pats lose....

    Spend Sunday night listening to Mrs FF2 poop it all out for colonoscopy.

    Get up at 4:30 a.m. to bring her in and...

    wait for it....

    my gout is back.

    You can't make this **** up.

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    [QUOTE=FF2;4161823]Pats lose....

    Spend Sunday night listening to Mrs FF2 poop it all out for colonoscopy.

    Get up at 4:30 a.m. to bring her in and...

    wait for it....

    my gout is back.

    You can't make this **** up.[/QUOTE]

    lol, i almost feel bad for the Pasts* trolls.

    they can't come here and give us **** for losing to the Raiders because they blew a 21-0 lead to the Bills :D








    wait... :scratch:













    we lost to the Raiders??? :eek:







    MOTHER****ER COCK IN A WALL ****BAG ****LICKER!!!!!!!!! :steamin: :steamin:

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    [QUOTE=FF2;4161823]Pats lose....

    Spend Sunday night listening to Mrs FF2 poop it all out for colonoscopy.

    Get up at 4:30 a.m. to bring her in and...

    wait for it....

    my gout is back.

    You can't make this **** up.[/QUOTE]

    Hope its just a standard procedure and all is OK.

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    [QUOTE=FF2;4161823]Pats lose....

    Spend Sunday night listening to Mrs FF2 poop it all out for colonoscopy.

    Get up at 4:30 a.m. to bring her in and...

    wait for it....

    my gout is back.

    You can't make this **** up.[/QUOTE]

    Best to you and her. Feel better.

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    [QUOTE=FF2;4161823]
    Spend Sunday night listening to Mrs FF2 poop it all out for colonoscopy.

    my gout is back.

    [/QUOTE]

    FIrst of all, why did you listen.

    WHy.

    Second, swig a half gallon of Cherry juice with some Indomethicen if the gout hasnt completely blown up yet. Might knock it right back.

    Third, why did you listen.

    Fourth, why did you listen.


    :dunno:

    wtf

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    Fifth, why did you listen.


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    Sorry man. Sucks.

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    Sixth, hope all goes well.















































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    [QUOTE=32green;4161903]Fifth, why did you listen.


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    You have/had gout? I thought that was just for old people?

    Hope Ms FF2 is feeling better. I'm sure she's ok with you sharing all of this though....I hope she doesn't read the message boards. :(

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    [QUOTE=FF2;4161823]Spend Sunday night listening to Mrs FF2 poop it all out for colonoscopy.

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    This thread is useful without pics.


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    Mods, please move to the octogenarian forum.

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    [QUOTE=pauliec;4161936]Mods, please move to the octogenarian forum.[/QUOTE]

    Ironicalism.

    You do realize... you post as an octongenarian?

    You are an octongenarian poster.

    More than us.

    :yes:

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    You can be a real hero if you tell her to weigh herself right after the procedure! :cool:

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    Please see my 'It's Monday...' thread

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    So the Pats came out and sh:t the bed. It's only football, it's not real life.

    Oh, wait.....

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    What the hell is a gout?
    Last edited by southside; 09-26-2011 at 09:36 PM.

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    [QUOTE=32green;4161940]Ironicalism.

    You do realize... you post as an octongenarian?

    You are an octongenarian poster.

    More than us.

    :yes:[/QUOTE]

    I'd think of a smart response but my back is killin' me...

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    [QUOTE=pauliec;4162059]I'd think of a smart response but my back is killin' me...[/QUOTE]

    lolz...I always said you had an "old soul" but I wouldnt wish a bad back on anyone.

    :D

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    [QUOTE=southside;4162056]What the hell is a gout?[/QUOTE]

    Hold on while I Google that for you....

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