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  1. #21
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    [QUOTE=32green;4161911]Dont forget the Redsox.


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    deek

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;4162064]Hold on while I Google that for you....[/QUOTE]

    Don't forget to use safesearch. K thanks.

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    [QUOTE=FF2;4162069]deek[/QUOTE]

    Boston losing...

    aaaaand Johnny Damon up with the bases loaded for Tampa Bay.

    You cant make this stuff up.

    5-2 tamps.

    :eek:

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    [QUOTE=32green;4162076]Boston losing...

    aaaaand Johnny Damon up with the bases loaded for Tampa Bay.

    You cant make this stuff up.

    5-2 tamps.

    :eek:[/QUOTE]

    as soon as my foot isnt on fire, i'll give a ****

    stick a fork in John Lackey's eye please

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    [QUOTE=32green;4162062]lolz...I always said you had an "old soul" but [B]I wouldnt wish a bad back on anyone.[/B]

    :D[/QUOTE]

    It was joke, pops. Didn't know I hit so close to home.



    ;) :D

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    [QUOTE=FF2;4161823]
    Spend Sunday night listening to Mrs FF2 poop it all out for colonoscopy.

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    [QUOTE=32green;4161899]FIrst of all, why did you listen.

    WHy.

    Third, why did you listen.

    Fourth, why did you listen.


    :dunno:

    wtf[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=32green;4161903]Fifth, why did you listen.


    -[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=crossfire;4161924](Sound effects courtesy of Blazing Saddles)

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    "That's a peach hun."













    hope your wife is ok :cool:

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    [QUOTE=FF2;4161823]Pats lose....

    Spend Sunday night listening to Mrs FF2 poop it all out for colonoscopy.

    Get up at 4:30 a.m. to bring her in and...

    wait for it....

    my gout is back.

    You can't make this **** up.[/QUOTE]

    Hope you and Mrs FF2 are doing better today.

    I took an extra day off work after my colonoscopy and slept a lot. Not sure if it was because of the procedure or if I just didn't want to go back to the office. :D

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    [QUOTE=Lone Star Lady;4162337]Hope you and Mrs FF2 are doing better today.

    I took an extra day off work after my colonoscopy and slept a lot. Not sure if it was because of the procedure or if I just didn't want to go back to the office. :D[/QUOTE]

    Took my pills, gout going away. She took the day off as well.

    I still want to stick a fork in John Lackey's eye.

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    [QUOTE=FF2;4162081]stick a fork in John Lackey's eye please[/QUOTE]

    You're welcome...

    [IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Yankees/LackeyFork2.jpg[/IMG]

    but I think he's doing a great job! :D

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    [QUOTE=FF2;4161823]


    Spend Sunday night listening to Mrs FF2 poop it all out for colonoscopy.

    [/QUOTE]

    Even when I'm not having a colonscopy sometimes I'll drink that stuff.

    You know, with a twist of lime or maybe some cocktail onions.

    _

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;4162510]Even when I'm not having a colonscopy sometimes I'll drink that stuff.

    You know, with a twist of lime or maybe some cocktail onions.

    _[/QUOTE]

    Pickled eggs go particularly well with your favorite enematail.

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    I have a(n) FML

    I have(had) a new girlfriend. She had made me wait like a week for the sex. I had no protection, no worries she did. An abundance of magnums. Ok, I figured I would just utilize the french cuff to snug it up, much like I did with my parachute pant legs in the 80's. Suddenly arousal escaped me whilst pondering the supply of giant rubbers. Asked her if her last bf needed them. She said no. She also said a few more things. 1. That I was the first white guy she had dated in 15 yrs. 2. That she seldom ever used protection with the 30 or so previous guys, as they irritated her woman parts. 3. She really only used rubbers for anal, cause otherwise it would be gross.
    I threw up in my mouth a little, and faked a back injury so I could go home.

    Question- Did I pass up on a keeper?


    BTW- You guys crack me up. My life sucks, really bad. I enjoy reading all of the stuff in here.

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    [QUOTE=1greenNUT;4165088]I have(had) a new girlfriend. She had made me wait like a week for the sex. I had no protection, no worries she did. An abundance of magnums. Ok, I figured I would just utilize the french cuff to snug it up, much like I did with my parachute pant legs in the 80's. Suddenly arousal escaped me whilst pondering the supply of giant rubbers. Asked her if her last bf needed them. She said no. She also said a few more things. 1. That I was the first white guy she had dated in 15 yrs. 2. That she seldom ever used protection with the 30 or so previous guys, as they irritated her woman parts. 3. She really only used rubbers for anal, cause otherwise it would be gross.
    I threw up in my mouth a little, and faked a back injury so I could go home.

    Question- Did I pass up on a keeper?


    BTW- You guys crack me up. My life sucks, really bad. I enjoy reading all of the stuff in here.[/QUOTE]
    now this is just my personal opinion, but this could be one of the greatest introductions to the hampur ever!

    lol, welcome aboard

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;4165094]now this is just my personal opinion, but this could be one of the greatest introductions to the hampur ever!

    lol, welcome aboard[/QUOTE]

    :D

    I had to read it twice...slowly, but yeah.

    :yes:

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    [QUOTE=1greenNUT;4165088]I have(had) a new girlfriend. She had made me wait like a week for the sex. I had no protection, no worries she did. An abundance of magnums. Ok, I figured I would just utilize the french cuff to snug it up, much like I did with my parachute pant legs in the 80's. Suddenly arousal escaped me whilst pondering the supply of giant rubbers. Asked her if her last bf needed them. She said no. She also said a few more things. 1. That I was the first white guy she had dated in 15 yrs. 2. That she seldom ever used protection with the 30 or so previous guys, as they irritated her woman parts. 3. She really only used rubbers for anal, cause otherwise it would be gross.
    I threw up in my mouth a little, and faked a back injury so I could go home.

    Question- Did I pass up on a keeper?


    BTW- You guys crack me up. My life sucks, really bad. I enjoy reading all of the stuff in here.[/QUOTE]

    Our lives suck too, hence teh comedy.

    Where the hell have you been? You could very well be the 'Hero of Teh Hampur'.....you could have been The Chosen One...


    :D

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;4165099]Our lives suck too, hence teh comedy.

    Where the hell have you been? You could very well be the 'Hero of Teh Hampur'.....you could have been The Chosen One...


    :D[/QUOTE]
    southside has no shot at top 10 now
    lol

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    [QUOTE=1greenNUT;4165088]I have(had) a new girlfriend. She had made me wait like a week for the sex. I had no protection, no worries she did. An abundance of magnums. Ok, I figured I would just utilize the french cuff to snug it up, much like I did with my parachute pant legs in the 80's. Suddenly arousal escaped me whilst pondering the supply of giant rubbers. Asked her if her last bf needed them. She said no. She also said a few more things. 1. That I was the first white guy she had dated in 15 yrs. 2. That she seldom ever used protection with the 30 or so previous guys, as they irritated her woman parts. 3. She really only used rubbers for anal, cause otherwise it would be gross.
    I threw up in my mouth a little, and faked a back injury so I could go home.

    Question- Did I pass up on a keeper?


    BTW- You guys crack me up. My life sucks, really bad. I enjoy reading all of the stuff in here.[/QUOTE]

    Quality intro to the Hampur.

    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIfNtUttcYk[/url]

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    Greennut, she doesnt go by the name "Shasta" does she?


    Any you could get her to come to the message board and tell her side if the story?

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    [QUOTE=frostlich;4165110]Greennut, she doesnt go by the name "Shasta" does she?


    Any you could get her to come to the message board and tell her side if the story?[/QUOTE]

    Heard about shasta. I think I was in prison for all of that though.

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    [QUOTE=32green;4161911]Dont forget the Redsox.


    -[/QUOTE]

    At least you've got that goin for you, FF2.

    Oops, wait, no you don't.

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