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    Do woman ever shut up?

    No. They don't.

    Just rambling streams of consciousness.

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    Illogical, emotional, meh farg it...

    I just stare at their t!ts...

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    PK, we need Betsy in here to comment. :D

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    [QUOTE=AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite;4164763]Illogical, emotional, meh farg it...

    I just stare at their t!ts...[/QUOTE]

    I think maybe 4 or 5 more metal concerts and I will have lost enough hearing to qualify for some hearing aids....that I can turn down. I need to do this quick. Right now, with only 70% of my hearing gone, everything she says just sounds like the teacher from Peanuts....

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    [QUOTE=PlumberKhan;4164759]No. They don't.

    Just rambling streams of consciousness.[/QUOTE]

    Woman no ever shut up.

    Man nod repeatedly, pretend to hear.

    Secret of success.

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    [QUOTE=PlumberKhan;4164759]No. They don't.

    Just rambling streams of consciousness.[/QUOTE]

    PK- isn't this your second or third trip around the block?

    Did you not learn anything with the first one?

    You have to nip that stuff in the bud, Bud.

    [QUOTE=AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite;4164763]Illogical, emotional, meh farg it...

    I just stare at their t!ts...[/QUOTE]

    Pics would make this thread more useful.

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    ...never an unexpressed thought...

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    nope.

    womenfolk doth never quiet their desire to longingly express their momish feelings.


    as evidenced thusly:

    [url]http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=27[/url]

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    ^ LOL



    Do women ever shut up? That's more of a rhetorical question, yes? I think we all know the answer.



    However, I do have a solution to your dilema. Next time she won't shut up, just shove your dingus in her yap hole. Give her the ol' yodel stopper.

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    If it weren't for having to have a penis shoved up my ass, I'd be 100% gay with my best buddy.



    Someone had to say it.

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    [QUOTE=PlumberKhan;4164785]I think maybe 4 or 5 more metal concerts and I will have lost enough hearing to qualify for some hearing aids....that I can turn down. I need to do this quick. Right now, with only 70% of my hearing gone, everything she says just sounds like the teacher from Peanuts....[/QUOTE]

    Love it!!! I imitate this to my wife all the time....


    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrbumvF-Oe4&feature=related[/url]

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    There is a way.
    [IMG]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_zgnNJtgXKJ4/SJIBj-846MI/AAAAAAAAAKI/CNjrvRJL25c/s400/sexy%2Bball%2Bgag.jpg[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=RussianGreen;4165213]There is a way.
    [IMG]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_zgnNJtgXKJ4/SJIBj-846MI/AAAAAAAAAKI/CNjrvRJL25c/s400/sexy%2Bball%2Bgag.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    Wow, one of your rare "dates" that didn't succumb to the chloroform.

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    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;4165186]If it weren't for having to have a penis shoved up my ass, I'd be 100% gay with my best buddy.



    Someone had to say it.[/QUOTE]

    So you are OK with giving the BJs? :eek:

    Imagine that a french guy thinking gay thoughts.

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    [QUOTE=Trades;4165231][B]So you are OK with giving the BJs?[/B] :eek:

    Imagine that a french guy thinking gay thoughts.[/QUOTE]

    Good question. And what about bringing a male to completion using hands, feet, and/or the outer crevice of the buttocks?

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    "I shot my mouth off and you showed me what that hole was for"

    [img]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51pCQI0vNgL._SL500_AA300_.jpg[/img]

    Not the best looking chick out there...but she knew her place.

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    [QUOTE=OrangeJet;4165286]"I shot my mouth off and you showed me what that hole was for"

    [img]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51pCQI0vNgL._SL500_AA300_.jpg[/img]

    Not the best looking chick out there...but she knew her place.[/QUOTE]

    are you sure? She killed off 2 of them and the last one got beaten up pretty bad....

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    If you picture a caveman in your head and then read the thread title it is somewhere between 11-100 times funnier.

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    [QUOTE=southside;4165790]If you picture a caveman in your head and then read the thread title it is somewhere[B] between 11-100 times funnier[/B].[/QUOTE]

    See, now you're just ripping other top-10ers off.

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