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    Do woman ever shut up?

    No. They don't.

    Just rambling streams of consciousness.

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    Illogical, emotional, meh farg it...

    I just stare at their t!ts...

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    PK, we need Betsy in here to comment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite View Post
    Illogical, emotional, meh farg it...

    I just stare at their t!ts...
    I think maybe 4 or 5 more metal concerts and I will have lost enough hearing to qualify for some hearing aids....that I can turn down. I need to do this quick. Right now, with only 70% of my hearing gone, everything she says just sounds like the teacher from Peanuts....

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    No. They don't.

    Just rambling streams of consciousness.
    Woman no ever shut up.

    Man nod repeatedly, pretend to hear.

    Secret of success.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    No. They don't.

    Just rambling streams of consciousness.
    PK- isn't this your second or third trip around the block?

    Did you not learn anything with the first one?

    You have to nip that stuff in the bud, Bud.

    Quote Originally Posted by AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite View Post
    Illogical, emotional, meh farg it...

    I just stare at their t!ts...
    Pics would make this thread more useful.

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    ...never an unexpressed thought...

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    nope.

    womenfolk doth never quiet their desire to longingly express their momish feelings.


    as evidenced thusly:

    http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=27

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    ^ LOL



    Do women ever shut up? That's more of a rhetorical question, yes? I think we all know the answer.



    However, I do have a solution to your dilema. Next time she won't shut up, just shove your dingus in her yap hole. Give her the ol' yodel stopper.

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    If it weren't for having to have a penis shoved up my ass, I'd be 100% gay with my best buddy.



    Someone had to say it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    I think maybe 4 or 5 more metal concerts and I will have lost enough hearing to qualify for some hearing aids....that I can turn down. I need to do this quick. Right now, with only 70% of my hearing gone, everything she says just sounds like the teacher from Peanuts....
    Love it!!! I imitate this to my wife all the time....


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xrbum...eature=related

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    There is a way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RussianGreen View Post
    There is a way.
    Wow, one of your rare "dates" that didn't succumb to the chloroform.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    If it weren't for having to have a penis shoved up my ass, I'd be 100% gay with my best buddy.



    Someone had to say it.
    So you are OK with giving the BJs?

    Imagine that a french guy thinking gay thoughts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trades View Post
    So you are OK with giving the BJs?

    Imagine that a french guy thinking gay thoughts.
    Good question. And what about bringing a male to completion using hands, feet, and/or the outer crevice of the buttocks?

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    "I shot my mouth off and you showed me what that hole was for"



    Not the best looking chick out there...but she knew her place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OrangeJet View Post
    "I shot my mouth off and you showed me what that hole was for"



    Not the best looking chick out there...but she knew her place.
    are you sure? She killed off 2 of them and the last one got beaten up pretty bad....

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    If you picture a caveman in your head and then read the thread title it is somewhere between 11-100 times funnier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    If you picture a caveman in your head and then read the thread title it is somewhere between 11-100 times funnier.
    See, now you're just ripping other top-10ers off.

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