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    [QUOTE=1greenNUT;4165620]Appreciate everyone here. Here's some facts. Drug Addict/ Alcoholic. A few years incarcerated(significant absence from board). Put that stuff behind me. Found out I have a daughter- drugs and porn are killing her. Uncontrollable tics make me look like rocked out parkinsons sufferer. And yes my endowment is peculiarly miniscule for a human. I will never drive a motor vehicle again. Why tell you all this? I cling on to hope. Reading the stuff you guys post... It helps me through. So thank you. I didn't post this for sympathy, just felt I needed to join you. Please return to jokes about my substandard member. I've been stockpiling ammo on you guys for years.[/QUOTE]
    good God...I got nothing after reading that :eek:

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    [QUOTE=1greenNUT;4165620]Appreciate everyone here. Here's some facts. Drug Addict/ Alcoholic. A few years incarcerated(significant absence from board). Put that stuff behind me. Found out I have a daughter- drugs and porn are killing her. Uncontrollable tics make me look like rocked out parkinsons sufferer. And yes my endowment is peculiarly miniscule for a human. I will never drive a motor vehicle again. Why tell you all this? I cling on to hope. Reading the stuff you guys post... It helps me through. So thank you. I didn't post this for sympathy, just felt I needed to join you. Please return to jokes about my substandard member. [B]I've been stockpiling ammo on you guys for years[/B].[/QUOTE]

    Let the record show I've been nothing but nice to all the fvcku... uh, scholars and gentlemen on this site.


    :ontome:

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    [QUOTE=1greenNUT;4165620]Appreciate everyone here. Here's some facts. Drug Addict/ Alcoholic. A few years incarcerated(significant absence from board). Put that stuff behind me. Found out I have a daughter- drugs and porn are killing her. Uncontrollable tics make me look like rocked out parkinsons sufferer. And yes my endowment is peculiarly miniscule for a human. I will never drive a motor vehicle again. Why tell you all this? I cling on to hope. Reading the stuff you guys post... It helps me through. So thank you. I didn't post this for sympathy, just felt I needed to join you. Please return to jokes about my substandard member. I've been stockpiling ammo on you guys for years.[/QUOTE]

    So...how unfunny do you find Southside?

    On a scale of 11-100?

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;4165653]So...how unfunny do you find Southside?

    [B]On a scale of 11-100?[/B]
    _[/QUOTE]

    LOL!
    Last edited by Big L; 09-29-2011 at 03:59 PM.

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    [QUOTE=1greenNUT;4165620]I've been stockpiling ammo on you guys for years.[/QUOTE]

    Just don't sit there. Use it.

    Is this you?

    [IMG]http://i646.photobucket.com/albums/uu190/PlumberKhan/kelly-1.jpg[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;4165653]So...how unfunny do you find Southside?

    On a scale of 11-100?

    _[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=Big L;4165658]LOL![/QUOTE]

    LOLx10. I like very few references this "inside". But that's a home run, right there, JS.

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    I now remember you from the Bernie Kosars daughter thread.

    You could definaltey use teh funny.

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    [QUOTE=1greenNUT;4165620] I didn't post this for sympathy, just felt I needed to join you. Please return to jokes about my substandard member. I've been stockpiling ammo on you guys for years.[/QUOTE]

    You're going to shoot us with a substandard member? :eek:

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    [QUOTE=PlumberKhan;4165659]Just don't sit there. Use it.

    Is this you?

    [IMG]http://i646.photobucket.com/albums/uu190/PlumberKhan/kelly-1.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    Thanks for trying to make me feel good. That clearly is not me. The nuts do not impede the stream. Can I be banned for attacking myself?

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    [QUOTE=1greenNUT;4165714]Can I be banned for attacking myself?[/QUOTE]

    LOLZ!!

    Tell you what...if you're successful in pulling that off, then you get to be in charge of the Official Hamper Dance-Off Committee....

    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfGpVcdqeS0[/url]

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    [QUOTE=PlumberKhan;4165722]LOLZ!!

    Tell you what...if you're successful in pulling that off, then you get to be in charge of the Official Hamper Dance-Off Committee....

    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfGpVcdqeS0[/url][/QUOTE]

    Yes, it appears that I am dancing, all the time. Non-stop motion and twitching makes masturbation a breeze, though. Very little conscious effort is required.

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    I've developed a real short fuse with you Stokesy! You should do a little soul searching before you end up in burning anus hell.

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    [QUOTE=southside;4165736]I've developed a real short fuse with you Stokesy![/QUOTE]

    :steamin:

    :D

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;4165737]:steamin:

    :D

    _[/QUOTE]

    BTW, I've been blowing up the terlet bowl here lately.... impressed/jealous?

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    [QUOTE=southside;4165752]BTW, I've been blowing up the terlet bowl here lately.... impressed/jealous?[/QUOTE]

    I had another bout in the middle of the night.

    I'm good. :yes:

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    This place kills me. I've been coming to this site for years. Just joined recently, but i think it is too soon to divulge my shortcomings (not refferring to my member, it is adequate). To the OP, i know it is teh interwebz but you got some cajones to say what you said. It is these conversations that make me love this place.

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    [QUOTE=1greenNUT;4165097]I have(had) a new girlfriend. She had made me wait like a week for the sex. I had no protection, no worries she did. An abundance of magnums. Ok, I figured I would just utilize the french cuff to snug it up, much like I did with my parachute pant legs in the 80's. Suddenly arousal escaped me whilst pondering the supply of giant rubbers. Asked her if her last bf needed them. She said no. She also said a few more things. 1. That I was the first white guy she had dated in 15 yrs. 2. That she seldom ever used protection with the 30 or so previous guys, as they irritated her woman parts. 3. She really only used rubbers for anal, cause otherwise it would be gross.
    I threw up in my mouth a little, and faked a back injury so I could go home.
    Question- Did I pass up on a keeper?
    BTW- You guys crack me up. My life sucks, really bad. I enjoy reading all of the stuff in here.[/QUOTE]

    After reading all this I have only one question:

    What color is your other nut?

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    [QUOTE=shakin318;4165808]After reading all this I have only one question:

    What color is your other nut?[/QUOTE]

    Other implies more than one. Vericocele (sp) rendered one not functional and relatively erroneous in the grand scheme of things. So it was removed when I was 13. I always envied the cable shooters, as mine merely dribbles or weeps. More accurately I would equate it to a slight seepage.

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    [QUOTE=GREENISH-PENIS]...[/QUOTE]


    ... hey bro, love having you on here & thanks for some laughs! :angel2: ...


    ... i'd actually like to hear more about the story how you got this girl in the first place with all your challenges ... seems like it could be an entertaining read! :cool: ... even if roofies or payments were involved:googly: ...


    ... if you are also a midget you are my new hero! :iwon: ...








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    [QUOTE=1greenNUT;4165620]Appreciate everyone here. Here's some facts. Drug Addict/ Alcoholic. A few years incarcerated(significant absence from board). Put that stuff behind me. Found out I have a daughter- drugs and porn are killing her. Uncontrollable tics make me look like rocked out parkinsons sufferer. And yes my endowment is peculiarly miniscule for a human. I will never drive a motor vehicle again. Why tell you all this? I cling on to hope. Reading the stuff you guys post... It helps me through. So thank you. I didn't post this for sympathy, just felt I needed to join you. Please return to jokes about my substandard member. I've been stockpiling ammo on you guys for years.[/QUOTE]

    Great. Another alcoholic, tourretic, small peen.. with a porn-performing, drug-addict daughter.

    Thats my schtick.

    :mad:

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