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    What Percentage...

    So I got to thinking, it kind of dawned on me how random the people are on this site, and seeing as this is the only forum online which I am an active participant of, I kinda got a little freaked out on what types of freakshows might be frequenting this board from the safety (or not so safety) of their own homes...so with that in mind...I present to you the follow proposition...


    Of the ALL of the folks on this forum, [B]what percentage of them would you trust with your[/B]:

    1. Car

    2. Grandmother

    3. Children

    4. Wife/Girlfriend/Significant Other

    5. Boss

    6. Handgun

    7. Home

    8. Mother in Law

    9. Other valued item
    Last edited by SouthTown; 09-29-2011 at 08:30 PM.

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    I would trust Jetswing with my grandmother and my gun.

    You should see my Grandmother.






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    1. Car

    2. Grandmother

    3. Children

    4. Wife/Girlfriend/Significant Other - [B]JetsThings, Raoul[/B]

    5. Boss

    6. Handgun

    7. Home

    8. Mother in Law - [B]Airbourne, Ragu, CrayC[/B]

    9. Other valued item

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    [QUOTE=SouthTown;4166178]So I got to thinking, it kind of dawned on me how random the people are on this site, and seeing as this is the only forum online which I am an active participant of, I kinda got a little freaked out on what types of freakshows might be frequenting this board from the safety (or not so safety) of their own homes...so with that in mind...I present to you the follow proposition...


    Of the ALL of the folks on this forum, [B]what percentage of them would you trust with your[/B]:

    1. Car

    2. Grandmother

    3. Children

    4. Wife/Girlfriend/Significant Other

    5. Boss

    6. Handgun

    7. Home

    8. Mother in Law

    9. Other valued item[/QUOTE]

    A. <3%
    Last edited by 1greenNUT; 09-29-2011 at 08:52 PM. Reason: there are more freakshows than I first estimated

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;4166196]1. Car

    2. Grandmother

    3. Children

    4. Wife/Girlfriend/Significant Other - [B]JetsThings, Raoul, Southside[/B]

    5. Boss

    6. Handgun

    7. Home

    8. Mother in Law - [B]Airbourne, Ragu, CrayC[/B]

    9. Other valued item[/QUOTE]

    Added a safe bet on 4.

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    [QUOTE=SouthTown;4166178]So I got to thinking, it kind of dawned on me how random the people are on this site, and seeing as this is the only forum online which I am an active participant of, I kinda got a little freaked out on what types of freakshows might be frequenting this board from the safety (or not so safety) of their own homes...so with that in mind...I present to you the follow proposition...


    Of the ALL of the folks on this forum, [B]what percentage of them would you trust with your[/B]:

    1. Car [B]No one[/B]

    2. Grandmother [B]Dead[/B]

    3. Children [B]No one[/B]

    4. Wife [B]Dead[/B]

    5. Boss [B]Trust them to do what?[/B]

    6. Handgun [B]No one[/B]

    7. Home [B]No one[/B]

    8. Mother in Law [B]One is dying, the other, trust them to do what?[/B]

    9. Other valued item [B]No one[/B]

    [/QUOTE]

    Southside, you are slipping out of the top 100.

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;4166196]1. Car

    2. Grandmother

    3. Children

    4. Wife/Girlfriend/Significant Other - [B]JetsThings, Raoul[/B]

    5. Boss

    6. Handgun

    7. Home

    8. Mother in Law - [B]Airbourne, Ragu, CrayC[/B]

    9. Other valued item[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=JStokes;4166283]Southside, you are slipping out of the top 100.

    _[/QUOTE]

    :rotfl: Thank god we merged SideTown

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    [QUOTE=Polidore22;4166412]:rotfl: Thank god we merged SideTown[/QUOTE]

    merge AND dump :yes:

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    [QUOTE=SouthTown;4166178]

    Of the ALL of the folks on this forum, [B]what percentage of them would you trust with your[/B]:

    1. Car- [B]Dirtstar, Warfish, Polidore, Borgo, Jetswin, RageATL [/B]

    2. Grandmother- [B]deceased, but otherwise I would have said Paulie.[/B]

    3. Children- [B]Stokes, just strikes me as a great dad[/B]

    4. Wife- [B]Lone Star Lady, Jets Things, Southside (she doesn't have strabismus)[/B]

    5. Boss- [B]Warfish, PK[/B]

    6. Handgun- [B]:usedtobeacop:[/B]

    7. Home- [B]PK, Timmy, Raoul, Stokes; really anyone other than 32.[/B]

    8. Mother in Law- [B]FF2 (I like my MiL).[/B]

    9. Other valued item- [B][U]Watches:[/U][/B] [B]SAR or Paulie;[/B] [B][U]Teh Bunker:[/U][/B] [B]Crossfire, WCO, Beerfish, Quantum, Peebag, AGAW, Shakin;[/B] [B][U]My music collection:[/U][/B] [B]Tokyo, Ruby2, Borgo;[/B] [B][U]Gaming PC:[/U][/B] [B]Fishooked; [/B][B][U]My dog:[/U][/B] [B]Gunnails or Timmy[/B][/QUOTE]



    [QUOTE=JStokes;4166283]Southside, you are slipping out of the top 100.

    _[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=Polidore22;4166412]:rotfl: Thank god we merged [B]SideTown[/B][/QUOTE]

    :rofl:

    And the mash-up name is a keeper. :yes:

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    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;4166558]merge AND dump :yes:[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=Jetworks;4166583]:rofl:

    And the mash-up name is a keeper. :yes:[/QUOTE]

    Hehe. southside gets to deflect some jokes and southtown is going to be very confused by the virgin jokes. SideTown is a good lad.


    I'm too lazy for a list at the moment.

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    Trust.

    No.

    One.

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    [QUOTE]Originally Posted by SouthTown

    3. Children- Stokes
    [/QUOTE]

    Sigh..
    Last edited by RaoulDuke; 09-30-2011 at 11:13 AM.

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    1. Car - [B]Stokes[/B] because it's a truck and I'm pretty sure his feet can't reach the pedals.

    2. Grandmother - [B]Borgo[/B] because she's an old Italian woman and he'd probably shmooze her real nice..... and because she's a bit wacko and it would be funny.

    3. Children - Don't have any thank the lord.

    4. Wife/Girlfriend/Significant Other - See #3

    5. Boss - [B]Fishooked[/B] because he has a thing for bosses... plus he needs to get laid.

    6. Handgun - [B]32Green[/B] because he :usedtobeacop:

    7. Home - [B]Polidore[/B] because he's too dorky to throw a raging party.

    8. Mother in Law - See #3

    9. Other valued item - Musical Instruments go to [B]WCO[/B] because he knows how to play unlike Poli and PK would probably just destroy my shiz with that awful metal and his deafness issues.

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    You guys are killing me with these old rerun jokes.....

    And you say I'm not Top 10. Pssh.

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    [QUOTE=Warfish;4166663]Trust.

    No.

    One.[/QUOTE]



    ... this ... unless roger waters joins ...









    l_j_r

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    [QUOTE=southside;4166699]1. Car - [B]Stokes[/B] because it's a truck and I'm pretty sure his feet can't reach the pedals.

    2. Grandmother - [B]Borgo[/B] because she's an old Italian woman and he'd probably shmooze her real nice..... and because she's a bit wacko and it would be funny.

    3. Children - Don't have any thank the lord.

    4. Wife/Girlfriend/Significant Other - See #3

    5. Boss - [B]Fishooked[/B] because he has a thing for bosses... plus he needs to get laid.

    6. Handgun - [B]32Green[/B] because he :usedtobeacop:

    7. Home - [B]Polidore[/B] because he's too dorky to throw a raging party.

    8. Mother in Law - See #3

    9. Other valued item - Musical Instruments go to [B]WCO[/B] because he knows how to play unlike Poli and PK would probably just destroy my shiz with that awful metal and his deafness issues.[/QUOTE]

    WLF

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    [QUOTE=Polidore22;4166711]WLF[/QUOTE]

    PWNED

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    [QUOTE=southside;4166713]PWNED[/QUOTE]

    and you said I was dorky. ;)

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    [QUOTE=southside;4166699]


    3. Children - [B]Have never had sex--this is physically impossible[/B]


    [/QUOTE]

    Fixed

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    [QUOTE=Polidore22;4166715]and you said I was dorky. ;)[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=JStokes;4166716]Fixed

    _[/QUOTE]

    :)

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