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  1. #301
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    loljets

    Marck Sanchez, on pace t score more points for opposing team than for Jets, check.

    Offense "maturing" into a unit that can't do anything right, check.

    Worst O-line in the NFL, a tragicomedy of failors. Check.

    A Defense who can't stup the run. Check.

    Thank god the rules clearly state they can only award one loss to a team per game.

    loljets

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    Some of the many thread titles in the strip. They made me laugh...

    thru the tears. :D

    [B]
    Holmes is over rated.[/B]
    Mr. Moo
    [B]
    The **** List[/B]
    JB1089
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    Was this worst offensive performance in team history?[/B]
    SlickBri481

    [B]I feel bad for Sanchez [/B]
    bcess
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    Brain Shotty - why is Keller run the same lame route [/B]
    Paradis
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    Sanchez got beat up tonight but...[/B]
    Mr. Moo

    [B]Please apologize to Namath[/B]
    southparkcpa
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    45-3 part II.[/B]
    NewYorkSackExchange

    [B]Baxter s a disaster[/B]
    Suffering
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    Outplayed, outcoached and intimidated[/B]
    rmeyer52

    [B]The blame game[/B]
    dubnick55

    [B]It's only going to get worse.[/B]
    NewYorkSackExchange

    [B]Tanny is The Problem[/B]
    regen

    [B]I won't over-react like some of the trolls but we have a LONG WAY TO GO[/B]
    LadainianIMnotDONE

    [B]Poll: Who will win the Andrew Luck Sweepstakes? [/B]
    Dcat

    The Obvious Observation =) Bench SG
    Dunnie
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    IMO the worst game in Jets history[/B]
    NewYorkSackExchange
    [B]
    So Maybin CAN make a difference.[/B]
    LadainianIMnotDONE

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    [QUOTE=Dimitri_0515;4171378]Ray Lewis owns Keller[/QUOTE]

    Duh, that's why boy Genius keeps calling for Keller to run the same drag route over the middle directly into Ray Lewis's face.
    Last edited by TerminatorJet; 10-03-2011 at 05:10 AM.

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    [QUOTE=frostlich;4171582]Anyone else find that Whitney chick hot?[/QUOTE]

    yes :yes:

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    When does the game start?

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    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;4172087]When does the game start?[/QUOTE]

    Maybe the Jets thought it was TONIGHT at 8:30, not LAST night.


    Anyone remember a game back when Parcells was coach and Vinny was the QB, and Vinny was putting up one of his usual stinkers, so Parcells benched him for a series or two? Vinny comes back in, and starts to light it up? How come Rex didn't bench Sanchez for a series or two to get his head straight? WLF?

    And as I'm watchin the game, I'm correctly calling the offense plays about 70% of the time. If I can do it from my couch, I can only imagine what the other teams correct rate is. Damn near 100%... Pathetic.

    And I haven't been a Sanchez or Shotty basher, but man oh man, I'm thinking Shotty needs to go, and Sanchez will only be an average QB and never make the pro-bowl.


    On the bright side, I don't think last night's prime time embarassment qualifies as SOJ. If it was SOJ, they'd actually have a 21pt lead before Sanchez hands them 21 right back for the loss.
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    [QUOTE=Big L;4172202]And as I'm watchin the game, I'm correctly calling the offense plays about 70% of the time. If I can do it from my couch, I can only imagine what the other teams correct rate is. Damn near 100%... Pathetic.
    [/QUOTE]

    We’ve been hearing the same sh*t for years « When the RB is deep, it’s a run, when he’s not it’s a pass”, I don’t understand why it’s not addressed. Plus with the defensive brain cells in the building Pettine and Rex should be able to give Schotty some insight and/or telling him “Dude you need to mix that sh*t up”

    Where's the Colts offenseive guru guy we brought in? :steamin:
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    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;4172213]

    Where the Colts offenseive guru guy we brought in? :steamin:[/QUOTE]

    He's in his rocking chair darning socks.

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    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;4172213]We’ve been hearing the same sh*t for years « When the RB is deep, it’s a run, when he’s not it’s a pass”, I don’t understand why it’s not addressed. [B][I][U]Plus with the defensive brain cells in the building Pettine and Rex should be able to give Schotty some insight and/or telling him “Dude you need to mix that sh*t up[/U][/I][/B]”

    Where the Colts offenseive guru guy we brought in? :steamin:[/QUOTE]

    This. Isn't Rex on the sideline like... yo dude.. I would be eating this gameplan up. How about you try *Insertsomethingthatdoesn'tblowhere*?

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    Shotty will be gone within 48 hours. You heard it here first.

    Callahan will be promoted to OC.

    Mangold will be back next week vs. the Pats.

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    [QUOTE=PlumberKhan;4172329]Shotty will be gone within 48 hours. You heard it here first.[/QUOTE]

    Your lips to [I]a deity you don't believe in's[/I] ears. ;)

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;4172084]yes :yes:[/QUOTE]

    I'd like to see Whitney cumming.

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    [QUOTE=frostlich;4171582]Anyone else find that Whitney chick hot?[/QUOTE]

    Yes.

    But I'm confused. The ads for her show kinda make it seem like she so ultra-famous, I should just know who she is, like "oh, thats ultra-famous whitney, everyone knows her!"

    Who the **** is she, I've never heard of her before?

    But yes, she's quite fetching.

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    [QUOTE=PlumberKhan;4172329]Shotty will be gone within 48 hours. You heard it here first.

    Callahan will be promoted to OC.

    Mangold will be back next week vs. the Pats.[/QUOTE]

    Wishful thinking.


    And, yeah, Whitney who?

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