I'd hit it! (for a couple of million euros). Hell, it can't be any worse than a cross-eyed chick, could it?
At first, I was going to write that I'd do the guy before that crone. Then I read your post, BP.
Why not take the boat load of cash in exchange for banging her a few times each week? But not just regular sex. Angry sex meant to even minutely assuage my repulsion. I'm talking about launching into an array of relentless hard core stuff (pun intended) like anal intercourse, wearing a brutally studded razor condom, etc. Yeah, you'll still be devoid of pleasurable sexual release, but you will have the satisfaction of knowing the old bag has earned your partnership.
Also, any oral activity bestowed by me on the C*ntess (sic) would only be entertained if I am wearing a similar mask:
unemployment rate in Spain is upwards of 20% and the country as a whole is completely broke, yet this broad who hasn't worked a day in her life "owns" castles, masterful works of art, and is worth over a billion dollars.