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    Quote Originally Posted by The Boston Patriot View Post
    I'd hit it! (for a couple of million euros). Hell, it can't be any worse than a cross-eyed chick, could it?
    At first, I was going to write that I'd do the guy before that crone. Then I read your post, BP.

    Why not take the boat load of cash in exchange for banging her a few times each week? But not just regular sex. Angry sex meant to even minutely assuage my repulsion. I'm talking about launching into an array of relentless hard core stuff (pun intended) like anal intercourse, wearing a brutally studded razor condom, etc. Yeah, you'll still be devoid of pleasurable sexual release, but you will have the satisfaction of knowing the old bag has earned your partnership.

    Also, any oral activity bestowed by me on the C*ntess (sic) would only be entertained if I am wearing a similar mask:


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    Quote Originally Posted by frostlich View Post
    What are the guards pointing at? Her uterus?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    unemployment rate in Spain is upwards of 20% and the country as a whole is completely broke, yet this broad who hasn't worked a day in her life "owns" castles, masterful works of art, and is worth over a billion dollars.
    C'mon, dude. She worked very hard for her money.

    Don't hate the rich.



























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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
    That looks like a cross between Philyss Diller and a flying monkey from the Wizard of Oz
    That is scarily accurate. Well done sir.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trades View Post
    Yeah as much as I would like to say no, I would do it in her *$$ for 1% of her money.


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    Quote Originally Posted by lamont_jordan_rules View Post
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    l_j_r
    lol

    Pull out a prune.

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