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    DIRTSTAR'S GAL IS SEXIEST ALIVE

    Just read that Rihanna was selected as 2011's "Sexiest Woman Alive" by [I]Esquire Magazine.[/I] These images of the amber-eyed Bajan may, in fact, send Dirtstar into a flurry of manual spasmodic activity and eventual coma, the result of excessive fluid depletion.

    Yes, we know that some here find Rihanna, and specifically her forehead, unattractive. I find her incendiary.

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;4186123]Just read that Rihanna was selected as 2011's "Sexiest Woman Alive" by [I]Esquire Magazine.[/I] These images of the amber-eyed Bajan may, in fact, send Dirtstar into a flurry of manual spasmodic activity and eventual coma, the result of excessive fluid depletion.

    Yes, we know that some here find Rihanna, and specifically her forehead, unattractive. I find her incendiary.

    [URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/88/rihannanovesquire06.jpg/][IMG]http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/6550/rihannanovesquire06.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

    [URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/545/rihannanovesquire02.jpg/][IMG]http://img545.imageshack.us/img545/9109/rihannanovesquire02.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

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    [URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/522/rihannanovesquire07.jpg/][IMG]http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/7493/rihannanovesquire07.jpg[/IMG][/URL]


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    like Pavlov's dog, my rimjob reflex is immediately activated at the mere mention of Rihanna :drool: :boner:

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    I see hotter girls on the subway every day. Back when I was single she would be around a two am girl. I mean don't get me wrong she is nice looking but in the average NYC club she would not even be a top ten girl.

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    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;4186126]like Pavlov's dog, my rimjob reflex is immediately activated at the mere mention of Rihanna :drool: :boner:[/QUOTE]

    LOL. I could spend a lifetime exploring and/or utilizing her amazing lips (both sets, of course).

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    [QUOTE=Alkrotraz;4186128]I see hotter girls on the subway every day. Back when I was single she would be around a two am girl. I mean don't get me wrong she is nice looking but in the average NYC club she would not even be a top ten girl.[/QUOTE]

    Thanks for your insightful comment. Enjoy the rest of the afternoon, satisfied in the knowledge that you have edified and uplifted all who you have touched with this posting.

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    Chimp attacked Jose Reyes.

    S'allimsayin.

    :dunno:

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    what's with the kelp?

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    When I was in Vegas in May, she and a bunch of her hangers-on were at my craps table in the Mandalay Bay casino. Her hair was flaming red, and there was this dude standing behind her that made Debo (from the movie Friday) look like a midget nice guy. He had his back to her and basically snarled at anyone who came within 10 feet. Anyway, I'm figuring this chick is at least worth 100 million, no? And there she is at my craps table, with nothing but $5 chips, playing five bucks on the pass line. WTF girl?

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;4186148]what's with the kelp?[/QUOTE]

    Special Esquire Roll...you want miso with that? :D

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    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;4186158]Special Esquire Roll...you want miso with that? :D[/QUOTE]
    ror

    miso hahny

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    I'm biting my tongue.

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    [QUOTE=shakin318;4186152]When I was in Vegas in May, she and a bunch of her hangers-on were at my craps table in the Mandalay Bay casino. Her hair was flaming red, and there was this dude standing behind her that made Debo (from the movie Friday) look like a midget nice guy. He had his back to her and basically snarled at anyone who came within 10 feet. Anyway, I'm figuring this chick is at least worth 100 million, no? And there she is at my craps table, with nothing but $5 chips, playing five bucks on the pass line. WTF girl?[/QUOTE]

    I need to go to Vegas soon...

    When I go to the casino, closest thing to a fargin' celebrity is TJ Cloutier...

    :rolleyes:

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    Eh, she has good days and bad. Certainly attractive but not even close to "sexiest alive."

    I think Amber Heard is the most classically attractive woman in Hollywood right now. Charlize Theron, Marion Cotillard... I can probably list 10 gals who are more apt for "sexiest alive." ****, Monica Belucci could have won that title 15 years ago and STILL wipe the floor with most of the competition half her age today. Ditto Sofia Vergara.

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    [QUOTE=pauliec;4186169]Eh, she has good days and bad. Certainly attractive but not even close to "sexiest alive."

    I think Amber Heard is the most classically attractive woman in Hollywood right now. Charlize Theron, Marion Cotillard... I can probably list 10 gals who are more apt for "sexiest alive." ****, Monica Belucci could have won that title 15 years ago and STILL wipe the floor with most of the competition half her age today. Ditto Sofia Vergara.[/QUOTE]

    need pics to prove your point! :D

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    [QUOTE=pauliec;4186169]Eh, she has good days and bad. Certainly attractive but not even close to "sexiest alive."

    I think Amber Heard is the most classically attractive woman in Hollywood right now. Charlize Theron, Marion Cotillard... I can probably list 10 gals who are more apt for "sexiest alive." ****, Monica Belucci could have won that title 15 years ago and STILL wipe the floor with most of the competition half her age today. Ditto Sofia Vergara.[/QUOTE]

    +1

    Any of the above is easily sexier than this fat assed, thick legged, small titted, huge headed "sexiest woman alive."

    Oh, my bad. I was biting my tongue.

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    Sophia Vergara is winning me over; she seems like fun. Crazy fun. :drool2:

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    [QUOTE=pauliec;4186169]Eh, she has good days and bad. [B]Certainly attractive but not even close to "sexiest alive."[/B]

    I think Amber Heard is the most classically attractive woman in Hollywood right now. Charlize Theron, Marion Cotillard... I can probably list 10 gals who are more apt for "sexiest alive." ****, Monica Belucci could have won that title 15 years ago and STILL wipe the floor with most of the competition half her age today. Ditto Sofia Vergara.[/QUOTE]

    I don't get the concept; never have. It's ever changing and tastes vary. For the record, Charlize Theron has been my "sexiest alive" for the last 10 years.

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    [QUOTE=FlagmanL11;4186172]need pics to prove your point! :D[/QUOTE]

    That goes beyond the capabilities of the iPhone tapatalk app, I'm afraid.

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;4186173]small titted[/QUOTE]

    Small C (likely) isn't really 'small'... :P

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    [QUOTE=AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite;4186211]Small C (likely) isn't really 'small'... :P[/QUOTE]

    Implants to appear more proportionate.

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