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    Pats fan or not...


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    Why don't our cheerleaders have camel-toe tight shorts like that?

    NOTHING IS GOING RIGHT THIS YEAR!!!!



    Oh, and FIRE SCHOTTY!

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    Cartoonish, although not fully clown-like, face reminiscent of Neve Campbell and Lacey Chabert. Also, thighs are a bit too large and disproportionate for the rest of her body.

    Finally, although we all like to see a darling camel toe, shorts that tight don't flatter her and the whole look is far from sexy, IMO. I hope she has plenty of medicated ointment to deal with the myriad yeast infections those uniform bottoms will produce.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Cartoonish, although not fully clown-like, face reminiscent of Neve Campbell and Lacey Chabert. Also, thighs are a bit too large and disproportionate for the rest of her body.

    Finally, although we all like to see a darling camel toe, shorts that tight don't flatter her and the whole look is far from sexy, IMO. I hope she has plenty of medicated ointment to deal with the myriad yeast infections those uniform bottoms will produce.
    well this post certainly let the air out of the balloon

    lol

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    She looks like a female Stretch Armstrong, mid pull.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
    well this post certainly let the air out of the balloon

    lol
    http://www.sadtrombone.com/

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
    well this post certainly let the air out of the balloon

    lol
    Good. Let the mother f**kers feel my pain for once.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sect313 View Post
    lol awesome

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Cartoonish, although not fully clown-like, face reminiscent of Neve Campbell and Lacey Chabert. Also, thighs are a bit too large and disproportionate for the rest of her body.

    Finally, although we all like to see a darling camel toe, shorts that tight don't flatter her and the whole look is far from sexy, IMO. I hope she has plenty of medicated ointment to deal with the myriad yeast infections those uniform bottoms will produce.
    Well played, sir.



    I would fist her like an angry God...

    I don't think I said it right...

    Whatever...

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite View Post
    Well played, sir.



    I would fist her like an angry God...

    I don't think I said it right...

    Whatever...
    let's look at this Brady gif for a minute lol



    this is the fruitiest thing I've ever seen, how does he get his legs that close together and flit about like that without squashing his nuts?

    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite View Post
    Well played, sir.



    I would fist her like an angry God...

    I don't think I said it right...

    Whatever...
    Thank you. Realize that I'm not saying she couldn't use my face as a scratching post or c0ck as a vaginal "flesh plunger" (assuming an "all clear" had been sounded by my medical team concerning those inevitable yeast issues).

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
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    this is the fruitiest thing I've ever seen, how does he get his legs that close together and flit about like that without squashing his nuts?

    lol
    I've watched that .gif probably a few hundred times...

    The hands.

    They get me every time...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Cartoonish, although not fully clown-like, face reminiscent of Neve Campbell and Lacey Chabert. Also, thighs are a bit too large and disproportionate for the rest of her body.

    Finally, although we all like to see a darling camel toe, shorts that tight don't flatter her and the whole look is far from sexy, IMO. I hope she has plenty of medicated ointment to deal with the myriad yeast infections those uniform bottoms will produce.
    oh please - this is just a more eloquent version of "I need a pretty face".

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite View Post
    I've watched that .gif probably a few hundred times...

    The hands.

    They get me every time...
    Without a shred of facetiousness, that's because he's dancing like a woman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Cartoonish, although not fully clown-like, face reminiscent of Neve Campbell and Lacey Chabert. Also, thighs are a bit too large and disproportionate for the rest of her body.

    Finally, although we all like to see a darling camel toe, shorts that tight don't flatter her and the whole look is far from sexy, IMO. I hope she has plenty of medicated ointment to deal with the myriad yeast infections those uniform bottoms will produce.
    You're gay right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    You're gay right?
    This is your contribution? Trite much? Peebag, the Hampur is not for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite View Post
    I've watched that .gif probably a few hundred times...

    The hands.

    They get me every time...
    the best is the moment of hesitation before he decides to bring the hands up.

    it's like he's having an debate with his Inner Man, but teh Ghey prevails...


    Inner Man: "I know what you're thinking, Tom. Don't you dare..."

    Teh Ghey: "Whu... what? No, no. I would never."

    Inner Man: "Don't bull**** me, Mary. We've been through this before. Hands must stay below shoulder level -- at all times!!!!"

    Teh Ghey: "I CAN'T HELP IT!!! This music, this rhythm, this gorgeous man dancing next to me!!!"

    Inner Man: "No, no, NO!!! Tommy, come back to me. Don't you let go, don't you let---"

    Teh Ghey: "That's it, I'm going for it!! HANDS... UP!!!! YEAH!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I FEEL LIKE A BUTTERFLY!!!!"

    Inner Man: "All is lost... All is lost..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    the best is the moment of hesitation before he decides to bring the hands up.

    it's like he's having an debate with his Inner Man, but teh Ghey prevails...


    Inner Man: "I know what you're thinking, Tom. Don't you dare..."

    Teh Ghey: "Whu... what? No, no. I would never."

    Inner Man: "Don't bull**** me, Mary. We've been through this before. Hands must stay below shoulder level -- at all times!!!!"

    Teh Ghey: "I CAN'T HELP IT!!! This music, this rhythm, this gorgeous man dancing next to me!!!"

    Inner Man: "No, no, NO!!! Tommy, come back to me. Don't you let go, don't you let---"

    Teh Ghey: "That's it, I'm going for it!! HANDS... UP!!!! YEAH!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I FEEL LIKE A BUTTERFLY!!!!"

    Inner Man: "All is lost... All is lost..."


    Me thinks he had the same argument coming down the water slide...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    the best is the moment of hesitation before he decides to bring the hands up.

    it's like he's having an debate with his Inner Man, but teh Ghey prevails...


    Inner Man: "I know what you're thinking, Tom. Don't you dare..."

    Teh Ghey: "Whu... what? No, no. I would never."

    Inner Man: "Don't bull**** me, Mary. We've been through this before. Hands must stay below shoulder level -- at all times!!!!"

    Teh Ghey: "I CAN'T HELP IT!!! This music, this rhythm, this gorgeous man dancing next to me!!!"

    Inner Man: "No, no, NO!!! Tommy, come back to me. Don't you let go, don't you let---"

    Teh Ghey: "That's it, I'm going for it!! HANDS... UP!!!! YEAH!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I FEEL LIKE A BUTTERFLY!!!!"

    Inner Man: "All is lost... All is lost..."
    lol

    I hear Gloria Estefan singing the Rythym is Gonna Get You to this story

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3A7CVrBFC7M

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    the best is the moment of hesitation before he decides to bring the hands up.

    it's like he's having an debate with his Inner Man, but teh Ghey prevails...


    Inner Man: "I know what you're thinking, Tom. Don't you dare..."

    Teh Ghey: "Whu... what? No, no. I would never."

    Inner Man: "Don't bull**** me, Mary. We've been through this before. Hands must stay below shoulder level -- at all times!!!!"

    Teh Ghey: "I CAN'T HELP IT!!! This music, this rhythm, this gorgeous man dancing next to me!!!"

    Inner Man: "No, no, NO!!! Tommy, come back to me. Don't you let go, don't you let---"

    Teh Ghey: "That's it, I'm going for it!! HANDS... UP!!!! YEAH!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I FEEL LIKE A BUTTERFLY!!!!"

    Inner Man: "All is lost... All is lost..."
    oh hells yeah!


    lol

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