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    Originally Posted by Jetworks
    1) Can you take a full powershot from me?

    2) How are you with lawn maintenance?

    3) Will you be providing ribs?

    4) Can you give me a ride to the game?

    5) Will you show me your penis to get a Jets DVD?
    Fixed even more...

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    periodically ask "What time is the game?"

    that seems to work
    I know I've asked it at least once.....now I can't figure out if that particular joke is aimed at me or not....oh well, who gives a crap

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    Quote Originally Posted by BleedGreen314 View Post
    What do I do to get started?
    1.) Tell us about your doots.
    2.) Make a Stokes joke.
    3.) Reply to a thread with a Rage Face.
    4.) Ditch real life friends for the internet ones here.
    5.) Run for your life from a chicken.
    6.) Make a drunk post. Once a week.
    7.) Post a pic of your GF.
    8.) Purchase a Kenmore appliance.
    9.) Realize the best part of your life has already passed.
    10.) Make this face at least once every 45 minutes:

    Then.

    Then you're set.

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    Fresca or Tab?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    I know I've asked it at least once.....now I can't figure out if that particular joke is aimed at me or not....oh well, who gives a crap
    its not.

    but it could be if you prefer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    1.) Tell us about your doots. (done by most)
    2.) Make a Stokes joke. (done by all)
    3.) Reply to a thread with a Rage Face. (done by most)
    4.) Ditch real life friends for the internet ones here. (done by most)
    5.) Run for your life from a chicken. (oh boy)
    6.) Make a drunk post. Once a week. (fakely done by some)
    7.) Post a pic of your GF. (me, you and Titan only)
    8.) Purchase a Kenmore appliance. (Probably done by most but we don't flaunt the 335i like its a Bentley)
    9.) Realize the best part of your life has already passed. (ummmm, I hope not)
    10.) Make this face at least once every 45 minutes (FTW!)
    Not too shabby a list, I must say...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    1.) Tell us about your doots.
    2.) Make a Stokes joke.
    3.) Reply to a thread with a Rage Face.
    4.) Ditch real life friends for the internet ones here.
    5.) Run for your life from a chicken.
    6.) Make a drunk post. Once a week.
    7.) Post a pic of your GF.
    8.) Purchase a Kenmore appliance.
    9.) Realize the best part of your life has already passed.
    10.) Make this face at least once every 45 minutes:

    Then.

    Then you're set.
    11.) Work every day on your disdain for the Landing Strip.

    12.) While loudly and repeated denying any interest, allow friends to form an exploratory committee to look into the possibility of running for mod in 2014.

    13.) Just say no to rim jobs.

    14.) Dip your toe occasionally in the waters of the politics forum where the scores can REALLY change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    1.) Tell us about your doots.
    2.) Make a Stokes joke.
    3.) Reply to a thread with a Rage Face.
    4.) Ditch real life friends for the internet ones here.
    5.) Run for your life from a chicken.
    6.) Make a drunk post. Once a week.
    7.) Post a pic of your GF.
    8.) Purchase a Kenmore appliance.
    9.) Realize the best part of your life has already passed.
    10.) Make this face at least once every 45 minutes:

    Then.

    Then you're set.




    Actually that pretty much nails it.

    Wait!







    11. Start replying to emails at work/friends/family with only pictures or gifs, no text whatsoever



    Example: "I don't know, Kate Upton is too fat for my tastes....."




    Response:


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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    1.) Tell us about your doots.
    2.) Make a Stokes joke.
    3.) Reply to a thread with a Rage Face.
    4.) Ditch real life friends for the internet ones here.
    5.) Run for your life from a chicken.
    6.) Make a drunk post. Once a week.
    7.) Post a pic of your GF. Or a random stranger
    8.) Purchase a Kenmore appliance.
    9.) Realize the best part of your life has already passed.
    10.) Make this face at least once every 45 minutes:

    Then.

    Then you're set.



    I am hoping this picture makes up for pic posting failures of my past.
    At the winery this past Saturday -

    Bonus hottie on the bocce court in the background -





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    Quote Originally Posted by AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite View Post
    My prediction: You will lose your V card and become Eskimo bros with Poli all in one night...

    You find out she has teh herp and can legitimately poke fun at Poli for your remaining time in this forum...

    The downfall...

    Now you have teh herp.
    I mean... wlf.

    Quote Originally Posted by EM31 View Post
    14.) Dip your toe occasionally in the waters of the politics forum where the scores can REALLY change.
    Hampur people in the politics forum... gas to the fire. Speaking of which we should make a day of storming that place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BleedGreen314 View Post
    Hey

    I never hang out in here.

    What do I do to get started?

    Can I hang out with you guys?

    :Cracks one open, buys first round:
    Welcome!!! Bleed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    11. Start replying to emails at work/friends/family with only pictures or gifs, no text whatsoever



    Example: "I don't know, Kate Upton is too fat for my tastes....."




    Response:

    LMAO!! I'm gonna use that pic today when my boss emails me to do something.

    I do that to him all the time....makes his crappy days slightly amusing.

    The worst thing I did to him was make a "fake" budget and stick it in a PP presentation. I printed a blank Excel form and filled it in with crayon and marker, drew a picture of a unicorn in the corner, made up ridiculous amounts for each line, scanned it in and inserted it in his PP presentation. I figured he'd go through it one day and LOL at it.

    I never realized he would take it to meet with our investors.

    Funny thing is I didn't get in trouble for it. He said the meeting was going pretty poorly up to that point...once that slide hit the screen the entire room burst out laughing, everyone stopped being douchy and went out for lunch and drinks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post



    Example: "I don't know, Kate Upton is too fat for my tastes....."

    I alluded to this in past weeks, but something is going terribly wrong on the Kate front (and back, I assume). For such a young woman (and a model, especially), she has gained quite a bit of weight and/or bloat. She's also beginning to look vaguely like a female impersonator. Someone, please, get this gorgeous creature back on track...and my c0ck or face, if it's not too much of a bother.

    Case in point is this photo I stumbled upon earlier after posting an image of Dominique (on our right) from the Boomer & Carton Show.




    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    I am hoping this picture makes up for pic posting failures of my past.
    At the winery this past Saturday -

    Bonus hottie on the bocce court in the background -




    I can't begin to express the sexiness exuded by the woman in the photo (even her hands are hot). She has a magnificent rump, and her dark hair is really alluring. Fish, please tell me she's a Latina, who has a gorgeous, sultry face.

    You have not only repented for past inadequacies, but--with this amazing image--you now go into the rarified air of the Hampur's "Top Three".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    I am hoping this picture makes up for pic posting failures of my past.
    At the winery this past Saturday -

    Bonus hottie on the bocce court in the background -


    Man hands, large azz.

    Tell me that little chick in the orange dress and boots is over 18.

    Please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post

    I can't begin to express the sexiness exuded by the woman in the photo (even her hands are hot). She has a magnificent rump, and her dark hair is really alluring. Fish, please tell me she's a Latina, who has a gorgeous, sultry face.


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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    Man hands, large azz.

    Tell me that little chick in the orange dress and boots is over 18.

    Please.

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    Stop it, JS. You sound like JT. She has long, elegant fingers. As long as she was not the nurse giving me a DRE, they are attractive. The nails, IMO, should be trimmed slightly.

    As for the rump: I think she has a classic heart-shaped bottom. Totally gorgeous in my book.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Stop it, JS. You sound like JT. She has long, elegant fingers. As long as she was not the nurse giving me a DRE, they are attractive. The nails, IMO, should be trimmed slightly.

    As for the rump: I think she has a classic heart-shaped bottom. Totally gorgeous in my book.
    I guess you didn't see my subsequent



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    Thanks for the welcome!
    I don't have a lot of time to post now, but as suggested, I'll start with a pic. I've always liked Ali Larter


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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    I guess you didn't see my subsequent



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    Noted. Sorry. I like that cutie in the dress and boots, too, BTW. I'm betting she looks like Susannah Hoffs. I am absolutely driven out of my mind when beautiful women wear short dresses with boots.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BleedGreen314 View Post
    Thanks for the welcome!
    I don't have a lot of time to post now, but as suggested, I'll start with a pic. I've always liked Ali Larter
    I was first smitten with Ali whilst watching MTV and seeing her on this commercial.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvDlfJ2KBjw

    Even after having a child, she still looks great.




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