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    [QUOTE=southside;4188295]I'm pretty sure I impressed with my knowledge of the fact that you lose feelings in your nipples after getting your store bought funbags.

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    Cant believe you didnt get banged after that spilled out of your thick-tongued gob.

    What were they thinking.

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    Were they aware that you are a former hampur top ten?


    How is this not a rage comic yet?

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    [QUOTE=southside;4188321]Why do I try to have a serious conversation with you people....

    [IMG]http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o38/fishooked/emoticons/th_RAGE155.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;4188322]Your problem stems from confusion: because you're upside down with wimmens, you think 6 = 9. One of the side tips I hand out at seminars is: If she is flirting with [B]you[/B], she's no higher than a 7.

    Good rule of thumb; everyone goes home happy. :)[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;4188335]There are 2 types of dudes:
    - Guys whom she tells she wants a big fat stiff one in her
    - The guy who puts his big fat stiff one in her.

    Sorry dude.[/QUOTE]


    Southside, WCO and the Frenchman have probably provided you with the best, most insightful advice you'll ever receive in the Hampur. Learn from it my friend.

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    [QUOTE=frostlich;4188377]


    How is this not a rage comic yet?[/QUOTE]


    [url]http://www.ragemaker.net/[/url]


    [IMG]http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o38/fishooked/emoticons/RAGE0071.png[/IMG] Get crackin', Frosty

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    [QUOTE=southside;4188295]Why don't I believe in love you ask?

    Tonight I'm out with this girl I haven't seen since highschool. She's recently divorced. Mind you that I'm digging this chick. She's a stone cold 10 brunette even without make up on. Anyway, she's the whole night talking about sex and how much she wants to bang some douche bag 22 year old kid and how she doesn't want anything serious but just wants to sex up some dudes on the side when she wants it.

    Here I am thinking about how I could take care of this girl and treat her right and shiz and all she wants is some dick here and there. Her friend who was also a hard 9 brunette with short hair .... :drool: .... was a divorcee. She was cool. Fake tatas, I made some stupid comment about how this girl from highschool didn't need fake tits, she has a small C, and meanwhile her BFF has bolt-ons. Thankfully I didn't get *****ed at and I'm pretty sure I impressed with my knowledge of the fact that you lose feelings in your nipples after getting your store bought funbags.

    The night gets cut short because this douche my friend wants to bang is "gonna leave if she doesn't hurry up and meet him". Yeah right, this girl's hot and this b!tch is gonna act like he ain't about to get woke up at 3:30 AM to a booty call. Moron. Anyway, long story short... you wonder why I don't believe in love. This is why.



    And yes I've been drinking and yes I plan on drinking some more. Have at it b******s.[/QUOTE]

    lol

    wtf is going on in this post? So there is a girl with fake ta's you want to bang who wants to bang your friend <insert poli face> and she got mad at you for taking her time away from banging said <poli face>?
    - Rule number one, you don't want to be friends with a hot girl
    - rule number two, there are no other rules

    good luck

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    I still believe in true love . maybe you should read a story called time traveller's wife which is quite suitable for u

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;4188384][URL]http://www.ragemaker.net/[/URL]


    [IMG]http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o38/fishooked/emoticons/RAGE0071.png[/IMG] Get crackin', Frosty[/QUOTE]
    [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/LBuXC.png[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;4188384]Get crackin', Frosty[/QUOTE]

    Here. I made one. It's minimalist...but gets to the point:

    [IMG]http://i646.photobucket.com/albums/uu190/PlumberKhan/SouthSide.png[/IMG]

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    If you are looking for a girlfriend stay far away from those broads... if not.. buy them shots and just get them anywhere in the vicinity of a couch/bed.

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    You're at a bar with a chick who says all she wants is a bone to ride, and you didn't give it to her? Did you even mention that you'd fill her needs (pun intended)? Dude, you suck.






    And in addition to 1, 3 is also a prime number.

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    [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/RItkV.png[/IMG]

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    lmao

    Raoul for the W

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    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;4188432][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/RItkV.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    Snort-giggle at work just got looks. :rofl:

    The main problem with this story that is angering everyone... is that there wasn't one girl who had a previous engagement with another gentleman. Unless I'm mistaken, it's that there was a second cute chick with no other guy in sight. No "let her go and we'll have a few more drinks?" or "do you think you can shine my knob until you see your reflection in it?" Fake cans was all alone!
    Last edited by Carlton; 10-13-2011 at 08:56 AM.

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    [QUOTE=southside;4188295]Why don't I believe in love you ask?

    Tonight I'm out with this girl I haven't seen since highschool. She's recently divorced. Mind you that I'm digging this chick. She's a stone cold 10 brunette even without make up on. Anyway, she's the whole night talking about sex and how much she wants to bang some douche bag 22 year old kid and how she doesn't want anything serious but just wants to sex up some dudes on the side when she wants it.

    Here I am thinking about how I could take care of this girl and treat her right and shiz and all she wants is some dick here and there. Her friend who was also a hard 9 brunette with short hair .... :drool: .... was a divorcee. She was cool. Fake tatas, I made some stupid comment about how this girl from highschool didn't need fake tits, she has a small C, and meanwhile her BFF has bolt-ons. Thankfully I didn't get *****ed at and I'm pretty sure I impressed with my knowledge of the fact that you lose feelings in your nipples after getting your store bought funbags.

    The night gets cut short because this douche my friend wants to bang is "gonna leave if she doesn't hurry up and meet him". Yeah right, this girl's hot and this b!tch is gonna act like he ain't about to get woke up at 3:30 AM to a booty call. Moron. Anyway,[B] long story short[/B]... you wonder why I don't believe in love. This is why.



    And yes I've been drinking and yes I plan on drinking some more. Have at it b******s.[/QUOTE]

    Too Late;)

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    I can't stop laughing at rage-cock :rofl:

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;4188384][url]http://www.ragemaker.net/[/url]


    [IMG]http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o38/fishooked/emoticons/RAGE0071.png[/IMG] Get crackin', Frosty[/QUOTE]

    My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

    Aside from that, the boy Southside has some game. He was actually out with 2 hot wimmenz last night. He just has to close the deal. Sorta like our Jets in the post season.

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    [QUOTE=southside;4188295]Why don't I believe in love you ask?

    Tonight I'm out with this girl I haven't seen since highschool. She's recently divorced. Mind you that I'm digging this chick. She's a stone cold 10 brunette even without make up on. Anyway, she's the whole night talking about sex and how much she wants to bang some douche bag 22 year old kid and how she doesn't want anything serious but just wants to sex up some dudes on the side when she wants it.

    Here I am thinking about how I could take care of this girl and treat her right and shiz and all she wants is some dick here and there. Her friend who was also a hard 9 brunette with short hair .... :drool: .... was a divorcee. She was cool. Fake tatas, I made some stupid comment about how this girl from highschool didn't need fake tits, she has a small C, and meanwhile her BFF has bolt-ons. Thankfully I didn't get *****ed at and I'm pretty sure I impressed with my knowledge of the fact that you lose feelings in your nipples after getting your store bought funbags.

    The night gets cut short because this douche my friend wants to bang is "gonna leave if she doesn't hurry up and meet him". Yeah right, this girl's hot and this b!tch is gonna act like he ain't about to get woke up at 3:30 AM to a booty call. Moron. Anyway, long story short... you wonder why I don't believe in love. This is why.



    And yes I've been drinking and yes I plan on drinking some more. Have at it b******s.[/QUOTE]

    Thanks for the story Pauly D. Tell Ronny, Snooki and the Situation I say hi.

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    [QUOTE=frostlich;4188454]
    Aside from that, the boy Southside has some game. He was actually out with 2 hot wimmenz last night...[/QUOTE]
    that's just because he looks safe...




    [IMG]http://famousdeadmormons.com/images/99.jpg[/IMG]

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    southie - you've been relegated to "gay male friend" status. My condolences. :(

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    [QUOTE=Polidore22;4188447]Snort-giggle at work just got looks. :rofl:

    The main problem with this story that is angering everyone... is that there wasn't one girl who had a previous engagement with another gentleman. Unless I'm mistaken, it's that there was a second cute chick with no other guy in sight. No "let her go and we'll have a few more drinks?" or "do you think you can shine my knob until you see your reflection in it?" Fake cans was all alone![/QUOTE]
    I think Southside la Sanchez gets locked into one receiver to easily.

    Gotta try full spread offense with 5 WR's sets

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