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    is this seriously how young people today act?

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    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;4188483]I think Southside la Sanchez gets locked into one receiver to easily.

    Gotta try full spread offense with 5 WR's sets[/QUOTE]

    So true... if he's trying to get out of a funk you have to go for the second option on a given play. Yeah it might be safer and the upside is lower than your elite receiver, but it's a far more high percentage pass with no double team to worry about. Hehe.

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    [QUOTE=Polidore22;4188492]So true... if he's trying to get out of a funk you have to go for the second option on a given play. Yeah it might be safer and the upside is lower than your elite receiver, but it's a far more high percentage pass with no double team to worry about. Hehe.[/QUOTE]
    Lone Star Lady right now:

    "My god, they're comparing sex to football. No wonder they never get laid" :rolleyes:

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    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;4188495]Lone Star Lady right now:

    "My god, they're comparing sex to football. No wonder they never get laid" :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

    I'd tell that *****.... ummmm... you're probably right.

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    [QUOTE=FF2;4188487]is this seriously how young people today act?[/QUOTE]

    Why do you think I insist I was born 50 years too late

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    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;4188495]Lone Star Lady right now:

    "My god, they're comparing sex to football. No wonder they never get laid" :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]
    maybe she can help Southside with his hot reads

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    [QUOTE=Polidore22;4188498]I'd tell that *****.... ummmm... you're probably right.[/QUOTE]
    I feel for Southside. I was a Southside for a while.

    Like I said, he's going to have to hit rock bottom before understanding wlf is going on.

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    [QUOTE=Polidore22;4188492]So true... if he's trying to get out of a funk you have to go for the second option on a given play. Yeah it might be safer and the upside is lower than your elite receiver, but it's a far more high percentage pass with no double team to worry about. Hehe.[/QUOTE]

    and always keep an eye out for the tight end. :yes:

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;4188505]maybe she can help Southside with his hot reads[/QUOTE]

    lol

    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;4188506]I feel for Southside. I was a Southside for a while.

    Like I said, he's going to have to hit rock bottom before understanding wlf is going on.[/QUOTE]

    He's going to need a Sanchez/Buffalo-esque 5 turnover performance to see the light.

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    Just as I was beginning to get a handle on my depression, I read southside's thread starter. Right now, I'm reaching for the hemlock. WTF is with so many young guys today and their inability to "just take a shot" when talking to women? Too much internet, folks. Waaaaay to much.

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    So, guys, am I getting this right?

    southside went out with a 10 with no fake boobies
    She tells him she wants a PDFF (post-divorce **** frenzy)
    Another girl, a 9, joins them. She has the fake boobies.
    southside tells 10 that she doesn't need fake boobies.
    southside tells 9 that she's lost feeling in her nipples because of fake boobies.
    The 10 decides she wants to meet some other guy in the bar before he leaves.

    Is that the full story? :confused:

    What happened to the 9? Not that I would go with a guy who talks about my nipples. That's kind of creepy. NOT a turn-on, southside.

    What does this have to do with long-term love?
    Those two women just wanted to have sex after going through divorces. They're not looking for love right now. So why do you expect to find it with them?

    One more thing: If you're looking for love (i.e. a relationship), don't stare at a woman's boobies. And then definitely don't make comments about them to the woman. Not a way to make an impression.

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    [QUOTE=Polidore22;4188510]lol



    He's going to need a Sanchez/Buffalo-esque 5 turnover performance to see the light.[/QUOTE]
    Have you guys ever met?

    Take him out for cryin out loud. He's JI/Hamper brethren. He's in baaad shape.

    Surely you can share one of your ladies in the bullpen (switching to baseball..)

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    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;4188495]Lone Star Lady right now:

    "My god, they're comparing sex to football. No wonder they never get laid" :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

    LOL

    [QUOTE=Polidore22;4188498]I'd tell that *****.... ummmm... you're probably right.[/QUOTE]

    Did Poli just call me a ***** ????

    [IMG]http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o38/fishooked/emoticons/RAGE0035.png[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=Lone Star Lady;4188514]So, guys, am I getting this right?

    • southside went out with a 10 with no fake boobies
    •[B] She tells him she wants a PDFF (post-divorce **** frenzy)[/B]
    • Another girl, a 9, joins them. She has the fake boobies.
    • southside tells 10 that she doesn't need fake boobies.
    • southside tells 9 that she's lost feeling in her nipples because of fake boobies.
    • The 10 decides she wants to meet some other guy in the bar before he leaves.

    Is that the full story? :confused:

    What happened to the 9? Not that I would go with a guy who talks about my nipples. That's kind of creepy. NOT a turn-on, southside.

    What does this have to do with long-term love?
    Those two women just wanted to have sex after going through divorces. They're not looking for love right now. So why do you expect to find it with them?

    One more thing: If you're looking for love (i.e. a relationship), don't stare at a woman's boobies. And then definitely don't make comments about them to the woman. Not a way to make an impression.[/QUOTE]

    :applause::applause::applause: I love that coinage, LSL. Phenomenal post. Hilarious, instructive, nurturing, and reprimanding all in one convivial style. Post of the week so far for me. Well done.

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    [QUOTE=Lone Star Lady;4188518]
    Did Poli just call me a ***** ????

    [IMG]http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o38/fishooked/emoticons/RAGE0035.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    I know :eek:, that's like telling a chick she can't feel her nipples anymore because of her fake boobz.

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    [QUOTE=1greenNUT;4188361]Mr. Southside. I can help you. PM me for advice. I don't like to get too personal on this board.[/QUOTE]

    LoL

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;4188519]:applause::applause::applause: I love that coinage, LSL. Phenomenal post. Hilarious, instructive, nurturing, and reprimanding all in one convivial style. Post of the week so far for me. Well done.[/QUOTE]
    Take notes young padawan...

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    [B][I]PDFF[/I][/B]
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    hampur women(woman) rule(s)!

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    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;4188515]Have you guys ever met?

    Take him out for cryin out loud. He's JI/Hamper brethren. He's in baaad shape.

    Surely you can share one of your ladies in the bullpen (switching to baseball..)[/QUOTE]

    No, never. Does he live around here? Do I have to? Can I get away with not making a sports reference in this post?

    [QUOTE=Lone Star Lady;4188518]LOL



    Did Poli just call me a ***** ????

    [IMG]http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o38/fishooked/emoticons/RAGE0035.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    Only with love. Lots and lots of love.



































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    [QUOTE=Polidore22;4188492]So true... if he's trying to get out of a funk you have to go for the second option on a given play. Yeah it might be safer and the upside is lower than your elite receiver, but it's a far more high percentage pass with no double team to worry about. Hehe.[/QUOTE]

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