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    The Adventures of Dark Hampur



    As our story begins, Colonel32, Dark Hampur and Ensign Shakin looks bewildered at the idiocy that is the pfail strip.



    A disgusted Dark Hampur returns to his room for some important business.



    Dark Hampur: [playing with his dolls]
    Dark Hampur: [in Dark Hampur voice] So Princess Kelly, at last I have you in my clutches, to have my way with you, the way I want to.
    Dark Hampur: [In Kelly voice] No, no, please leave me alone!
    Dark Hampur: [in Dark Hampur voice] No, you are mine!
    Dark Hampur: [in Dirtstar voice] Not so fast Hampur!
    Dark Hampur: [in Dark Hampur voice] Dirtstar!
    Dark Hampur: [in Dirtstar voice] Yes its me. I'm here to save me girlfriend. Hi honey.
    Dark Hampur: [in Dark Hampur voice] Now you are going to die! Pfffsh!
    Dark Hampur: [in Dirtstar voice] Oh, oh... OH!
    Dark Hampur: [in Barff2 voice] Hey, what did you do to my friend?
    Dark Hampur: [in Dark Helmet voice] The same thing I'm going to do to you, big boy!
    Dark Hampur: [in Barff2 voice] OH! OH!
    Dark Hampur: [in Dark Hampur voice] And you too!
    Dark Hampur: [in crossfire voice] Owww! Ah!
    Dark Hampur: [in Dark Hampur voice] Now princess Kelly, at last we are alone.
    Dark Hampur: [in Kelly voice] Oh, oh I hate you I hate you I hate you leave me alone! - yet, I find you strangely attractive.
    Dark Hampur: [in Dark Hampur voice] Of course you do. Sarish princesses are often attracted to money, and power, and I have BOTH, and YOU KNOW IT!
    Dark Hampur: [in Kelly voice] Oh oh leave me alone!
    Dark Hampur: [in Dark Helmet voice] No, kiss me! Ummmm..... you are a woman right?
    [cuts between their voices]
    Dark Hampur: [in Kenny voice] Oh, oh, no, yes, no, NO, yes, ah, ah, ah ahhhhh... oh, your helmet is so big...
    Last edited by crossfire; 10-17-2011 at 09:15 AM.

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    Suddenly, Colonel32 enters the room...



    Colonel32: Lord Hampur!
    Dark Hampur: WHAT?
    [Dark Hampur gathers up his dolls in the blink of an eye]
    Colonel32: You're needed in the hampur sir!
    Dark Hampur: Knock on my door! Knock next time!
    Colonel32: Yes, sir!
    Dark Hampur: Did you see anything?
    Colonel32: No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.
    Dark Hampur: GOOD!
    [Colonel32 slams the door]

    A flustered Dark Hampur sits wondering if he has been caught when he hears someone calling to him...

    Mrs. Dark Hampur: Quit screwing around with those idiots in the Hampur and get to work!
    Dark Hampur: Yes dear.

    Dark Hampur walks out to his car and uses the force...



    Dark Helmet: I love starting the car that way!





    (props to Jetworks since I completely ripped off his idea!)
    Last edited by crossfire; 10-17-2011 at 09:13 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    Dark Hampur walks out to his car and uses the force...



    Dark Helmet: I love starting the car that way!


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    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    +1

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post

    Dark Hampur: [in Kelly voice] Oh oh leave me alone!
    Dark Hampur: [in Dark Helmet voice] No, kiss me! Ummmm..... you are a woman right?

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    Ha ha ha ha ha hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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    Holy crap!! Cross, you have outdone yourself (plus you have a little too much time on your hands).

    I'm glad I could bring you all a canvas to dump on.

    Btw, RussianGreen, Fishooked--looks like our faith in fellow Jet Insider members having some modicum of respect or courtesy for our posting of pictures of our kids was wildly misplaced.

    SAR, the dooshbag that he is (yes, Sooth and mods, that's a personal attack--ban me if you must) decided he'd be REALLY funny and clever with this "joke" last nite.

    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post

    Besides, some posters put up photos of their daughters yesterday and I've got some serious masturbation to tend to.

    SAR I
    Wow, I can't believe how funny and tongue-in-cheek that is--how freaking hilarious--wow that SAR guys is a hoot.

    What a dooshbag.

    Joke about me all you want.

    But we can't even post pics of our kids without this bullsh*t?

    _

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    I usually defend SAR, but that's f*cked up.

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    Wow!

    I'd say that's low class but it's actually no class!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    I usually defend SAR, but that's f*cked up.
    My thoughts exactly...now little man is on a mission. SAR ain't gettin out of this one. Everyone protect your shins!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    Joke about me all you want.

    But we can't even post pics of our kids without this bullsh*t?

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    That dude has serious issues.

    He makes me look like a well rounded person....and that's pretty difficult




    BTW....good job, Cross. Dark Hamper...lolz. Spaceballs is one of my all-time favorite movies.

    I want to be the gunner....
    Last edited by PlumberKhan; 10-17-2011 at 10:42 AM.

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    Sorry to derail the thread--should have put it in the Post a Picture of Yourself thread.

    Crossfire, when is Episode 6?

    Or is it Episode 3?

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    Ha!!! Killer work, crossfire!

    Can't wait for Episode IV....The Pfail Strip Strikes Back!

    Do they blow up the Dirtstar at the end of the movie?

    Do we find out that Plumber and Kelly are really brother and sister?

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post


    Love this pic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    BTW....good job, Cross. Dark Hamper...lolz. Spaceballs is one of my all-time favorite movies.

    I want to be the gunner....

    lmao... "keep firing, azzholes!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post

    A disgusted Dark Hampur returns to his room for some important business.


    LOL

    Excellent, crossfire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    Wow, I can't believe how funny and tongue-in-cheek that is--how freaking hilarious--wow that SAR guys is a hoot.

    What a dooshbag.

    Joke about me all you want.

    But we can't even post pics of our kids without this bullsh*t?

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    +1000, stokes!

    I couldn't believe it when I saw that post. I was going to report it, but you gave a great response.

    Truly despicable!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lone Star Lady View Post
    +1000, stokes!

    I couldn't believe it when I saw that post. I was going to report it, but you gave a great response.

    Truly despicable!
    So full of ironing that in a thread about personal attacks, SAR gets band for his misguided attempt at humor.

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