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    Pigeons

    Why don't they catch pigeons and feed them to the homeless?

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    [QUOTE=JFB;4208806]Why don't they catch pigeons and feed them to the homeless?[/QUOTE]

    why cant the homeless do it themsleves?

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    [QUOTE=sect313;4208810]why cant the homeless do it themsleves?[/QUOTE]

    Why can't the pigeons feed on the homeless?

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    [QUOTE=sect313;4208810]why cant the homeless do it themsleves?[/QUOTE]

    Right!!! If they had any business sense, they could open a pigeon trapping/resale outlet and work out of cardboard box.

    They could use the barter system like 5 pigeons for a shopping cart (although I think a shopping cart is worth much more than 5 pigeons)

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    Ridiculing the downtrodden is no way to go through life son. "There but for
    the grace of God, go you and I." Can I get an AMEN? Can I?

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    [QUOTE=The Boston Patriot;4208858]Ridiculing the downtrodden is no way to go through life son. "There but for
    the grace of God, go you and I." Can I get an AMEN? Can I?[/QUOTE]

    just trying to help....it was either this or I was considering starting a thread about my idea to make chocolate fountains more portable.

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    [IMG]http://i646.photobucket.com/albums/uu190/PlumberKhan/angry-pigeons.jpg[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=JFB;4208860]just trying to help....it was either this or I was considering starting a thread about my idea to make chocolate fountains more portable.[/QUOTE]

    Central Park Chocolate Coated pigeon concession stand. You'll make millions! Go for it, the statues will be forever grateful.

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    [QUOTE=The Boston Patriot;4208865]Central Park Chocolate Coated pigeon concession stand. You'll make millions! Go for it, the statues will be forever grateful.[/QUOTE]

    The pigeons wouldn't be coated. I would let the customers coat.

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    I should have added 'pigeon' to my ingredients thread.

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    Most homeless people are homeless by choice.

    They don't want the responsibilities of home ownership.

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    [QUOTE=FF2;4208955]Most homeless people are homeless by choice.

    They don't want the responsibilities of home ownership.[/QUOTE]

    I got two estimates for siding last week... then immediately went out and stole a shopping cart from Waldbaums.

    **** that ****.


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    I was so sure this was started by Sar.

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    [QUOTE=FF2;4208955]Most homeless people are homeless by choice.

    They don't want the responsibilities of home ownership.[/QUOTE]

    Being homeless is great...haven't you heard?

    GOP world. Party time. Excellent.

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    Put them on skewers and grill them.

    Squab on a Stick.

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    Got Geeses all over my town. When they start disappearing...fargin finally...I'll know its from food-hunting by lower castes....and I'll start my final scenario planning.

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;4208999]Put them on skewers and grill them.

    Squab on a Stick.

    _[/QUOTE]

    Like Cornish Game Hens

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    [QUOTE=32green;4208962]I got two estimates for siding last week... then immediately went out and stole a shopping cart from Waldbaums.

    **** that ****.


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    Everything you need for your home is $1000 minimum for everything.

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