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    Pigeons

    Why don't they catch pigeons and feed them to the homeless?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JFB View Post
    Why don't they catch pigeons and feed them to the homeless?
    why cant the homeless do it themsleves?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sect313 View Post
    why cant the homeless do it themsleves?
    Why can't the pigeons feed on the homeless?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sect313 View Post
    why cant the homeless do it themsleves?
    Right!!! If they had any business sense, they could open a pigeon trapping/resale outlet and work out of cardboard box.

    They could use the barter system like 5 pigeons for a shopping cart (although I think a shopping cart is worth much more than 5 pigeons)

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    Ridiculing the downtrodden is no way to go through life son. "There but for
    the grace of God, go you and I." Can I get an AMEN? Can I?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Boston Patriot View Post
    Ridiculing the downtrodden is no way to go through life son. "There but for
    the grace of God, go you and I." Can I get an AMEN? Can I?
    just trying to help....it was either this or I was considering starting a thread about my idea to make chocolate fountains more portable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JFB View Post
    just trying to help....it was either this or I was considering starting a thread about my idea to make chocolate fountains more portable.
    Central Park Chocolate Coated pigeon concession stand. You'll make millions! Go for it, the statues will be forever grateful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Boston Patriot View Post
    Central Park Chocolate Coated pigeon concession stand. You'll make millions! Go for it, the statues will be forever grateful.
    The pigeons wouldn't be coated. I would let the customers coat.

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    I should have added 'pigeon' to my ingredients thread.

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    Most homeless people are homeless by choice.

    They don't want the responsibilities of home ownership.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    Most homeless people are homeless by choice.

    They don't want the responsibilities of home ownership.
    I got two estimates for siding last week... then immediately went out and stole a shopping cart from Waldbaums.

    **** that ****.


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    I was so sure this was started by Sar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    Most homeless people are homeless by choice.

    They don't want the responsibilities of home ownership.
    Being homeless is great...haven't you heard?

    GOP world. Party time. Excellent.

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    Put them on skewers and grill them.

    Squab on a Stick.

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    Got Geeses all over my town. When they start disappearing...fargin finally...I'll know its from food-hunting by lower castes....and I'll start my final scenario planning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    Put them on skewers and grill them.

    Squab on a Stick.

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    Like Cornish Game Hens

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    I got two estimates for siding last week... then immediately went out and stole a shopping cart from Waldbaums.

    **** that ****.


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