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    Topless woman leads police on 128mph chase

    [url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2054028/Drunk-topless-woman-arrested-leading-police-128mph-car-chase.html[/url]

    [QUOTE][B][SIZE="5"]Topless woman in G-string arrested after leading police on 128mph car chase[/SIZE][/B]
    By WIL LONGBOTTOM
    Last updated at 4:52 PM on 27th October 2011


    A topless and drunken woman led police on a car chase along route 422 at speeds of up to 128mph before surrendering to officers.
    Erin B. Holdsworth, 28, of Hiram, Ohio, was found to be wearing only fishnet stockings, a g-string and high heels when she was arrested in Auburn Township.

    Officers used stingers along the highway to disable two of Holdsworth's tyres and she was forced to pull over on the side of the road a short time later.

    [IMG]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/10/27/article-2054028-0E8DEECC00000578-711_468x286.jpg[/IMG]

    (continued)[/QUOTE]

    A second car was noticed fleeing the scene. Police on the lookout for car with license plate, "STHSIDE"

    :shouldabeenacop: :cool:

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    [QUOTE=jetstream23;4209613][url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2054028/Drunk-topless-woman-arrested-leading-police-128mph-car-chase.html[/url]



    A second car was noticed fleeing the scene. Police on the lookout for car with license plate, "STHSIDE"

    :shouldabeenacop: :cool:[/QUOTE]

    southside was just trying to chase her down and give her back the matchbook with her phone number written on it. Said he wasn't really interested in her and decided that he just wanted to be friends.

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    Eric WHO in Ohio?

    Did he/she ask about "the process"?

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    And...just WHO is Wil Longbottom?

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    Whats a stinger?

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    I'd hit

    [IMG]http://media.trb.com/media/photo/2011-10/65673413.jpg[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=GMCJETS;4209763]Whats a stinger?[/QUOTE]

    F that; what's a tyre?

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    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;4209855]I'd hit

    [IMG]http://media.trb.com/media/photo/2011-10/65673413.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    Dude...she drives an Intrepid.

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    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;4209910]Dude...she drives an Intrepid.[/QUOTE]

    Then she'd be impressed by a 335i...

    She'll think I'm a baller :yes:

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    [QUOTE=AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite;4209911]Then she'd be impressed by a 335i...

    She'll think I'm a baller :yes:[/QUOTE]

    Keep the handcuffs above room temperature, and she'll think you're a God. :yes:

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    I love that an article about a topless skank in a g-string was written by a guy named Longbottom. Well played Daily Mail, well played.

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    [QUOTE=brady's a catcher;4210144]I love that an article about a topless skank in a g-string was written by a guy named Longbottom. [/QUOTE]

    Biggins called in sick.

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    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;4209907]F that; what's a tyre?[/QUOTE]



    ... ask any pats fan, they'll know! ...



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    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;4209855]I'd hit

    [IMG]http://media.trb.com/media/photo/2011-10/65673413.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    Looks like she was hit....by a tennis racket!

    WCO?

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    [QUOTE=jetstream23;4210672]Looks like she was hit....by a tennis racket!

    WCO?[/QUOTE]

    A unicycle was observed fleeing the scene.

    Dirtstart?

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    [QUOTE=32green;4210934]A unicycle was observed fleeing the scene.

    Dirtstart?[/QUOTE]


    not my fault, officer.

    she was flapping her arms around, running in circlez, wharrgarrble-ing unintelligbly...



    i thought she was an turkey, i swear :dunno:

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