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    Topless woman leads police on 128mph chase

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...car-chase.html

    Topless woman in G-string arrested after leading police on 128mph car chase
    By WIL LONGBOTTOM
    Last updated at 4:52 PM on 27th October 2011


    A topless and drunken woman led police on a car chase along route 422 at speeds of up to 128mph before surrendering to officers.
    Erin B. Holdsworth, 28, of Hiram, Ohio, was found to be wearing only fishnet stockings, a g-string and high heels when she was arrested in Auburn Township.

    Officers used stingers along the highway to disable two of Holdsworth's tyres and she was forced to pull over on the side of the road a short time later.



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    A second car was noticed fleeing the scene. Police on the lookout for car with license plate, "STHSIDE"

    :shouldabeenacop:

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
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    A second car was noticed fleeing the scene. Police on the lookout for car with license plate, "STHSIDE"

    :shouldabeenacop:
    southside was just trying to chase her down and give her back the matchbook with her phone number written on it. Said he wasn't really interested in her and decided that he just wanted to be friends.

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    Eric WHO in Ohio?

    Did he/she ask about "the process"?

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    And...just WHO is Wil Longbottom?

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    Whats a stinger?

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    I'd hit


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    Quote Originally Posted by GMCJETS View Post
    Whats a stinger?
    F that; what's a tyre?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    I'd hit

    Dude...she drives an Intrepid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    Dude...she drives an Intrepid.
    Then she'd be impressed by a 335i...

    She'll think I'm a baller

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite View Post
    Then she'd be impressed by a 335i...

    She'll think I'm a baller
    Keep the handcuffs above room temperature, and she'll think you're a God.

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    I love that an article about a topless skank in a g-string was written by a guy named Longbottom. Well played Daily Mail, well played.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brady's a catcher View Post
    I love that an article about a topless skank in a g-string was written by a guy named Longbottom.
    Biggins called in sick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    F that; what's a tyre?


    ... ask any pats fan, they'll know! ...



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qgesg...eature=related











    l_j_r

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    I'd hit

    Looks like she was hit....by a tennis racket!

    WCO?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    Looks like she was hit....by a tennis racket!

    WCO?
    A unicycle was observed fleeing the scene.

    Dirtstart?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    A unicycle was observed fleeing the scene.

    Dirtstart?

    not my fault, officer.

    she was flapping her arms around, running in circlez, wharrgarrble-ing unintelligbly...



    i thought she was an turkey, i swear

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