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    So I Wore The Kilt to Work Today

    The looks on passerby and coworker faces, priceless.

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    Did you go commando?

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    any of your coworkers try the dropped pencil trick?

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;4212550]any of your coworkers try the dropped pencil trick?[/QUOTE]

    Not yet, but a few did ask the expected "So what do you wear under a kilt" question.

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    [QUOTE=Warfish;4212560]Not yet, but a few did ask the expected "So what do you wear under a kilt" question.[/QUOTE]

    Did you tell them "You're Momma's lipstick"?

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    Tell them you forgot it was Halloween; you're actually celebrating Scotchtoberfest.

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    [QUOTE=pauliec;4212595]Scotchtoberfest.[/QUOTE]

    That should SO be a Holiday, for serious.:yes:

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    [QUOTE=Warfish;4212545]The looks on passerby and coworker faces, priceless.[/QUOTE]

    Is that the Scottish way of "making an impression" on the higher ups?;)

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    did you give anyone the "Braveheart treatment" yet?

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    [QUOTE=Warfish;4212545]The looks on passerby and coworker faces, priceless.[/QUOTE]

    the Fist was angry that day, my friends...

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    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;4212789]the Fist was angry that day, my friends...[/QUOTE]

    ...like an old fist trying to return cold soup in a deli?

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    Went to a funeral a few years ago in the Bronx. It was fricken freezing, bone chilling cold, with snow on the ground. Friend of mine is in the Pipe Band.

    Big, beefy, red-headed Irishman. After the family/friends/co-workers went into the Church, we broke ranks and scurried for warmth. I end up in an office packed with freezing wankers all complaining and rubbing their hands.

    A minute or so later, my Pipe band bud comes in and you could see the steam coming off of him like some sort of bovine.

    He is speechless with the cold. After about ten seconds of just standing there absorbing teh warmth...he does an almost imperceptable squat, his eyes roll up.... and two hand warmers fall out from underneath his kilt, plop, plop onto the ground.

    Merriment was had.

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    [IMG]http://i646.photobucket.com/albums/uu190/PlumberKhan/IMG02092.jpg[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=PlumberKhan;4212875][IMG]http://i646.photobucket.com/albums/uu190/PlumberKhan/IMG02092.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    Did you pee on the photo prior to uploading it?

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    [QUOTE=AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite;4212879]Did you pee on the photo prior to uploading it?[/QUOTE]

    It's vintage. Just forgot to round the corners, lol. :D

    Blackberry cameras back in the day were only 0.25 micropixels...

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    so...




    Warfist wears a kilt to work...





    and Plumber looks like the total jagoff that everyone else in the office hates...































    [B][SIZE="5"][COLOR="Red"]THIS THREAD HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HALLOWEEN!!!!!
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    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;4212938]and Plumber looks like the total jagoff that everyone else in the office hates...[/QUOTE]

    No.

    Those are the other 364 days a year. :P

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    [QUOTE=Warfish;4212609]That should SO be a Holiday, for serious.:yes:[/QUOTE]

    Too bad then

    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B-r3ASxdck[/url]

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    This thread could've gone real bad if GJ+H wasn't perma banned. Just sayin'......





    :D

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    [QUOTE=PlumberKhan;4212875][IMG]http://i646.photobucket.com/albums/uu190/PlumberKhan/IMG02092.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    Wait, you're around little kids?

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