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Thread: The Haiku Ban Thread

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    The Haiku Ban Thread

    Post haiku only.
    Five seven five is correct.
    Mess up and be banned.

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    Twenty four hour ban.
    Donít play if you canít haiku.
    Drunk is no excuse.

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    I'm so nervous...

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    hampur mods suck hard
    especially the black one
    usedtobeacop

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    hampur mods suck hard
    especially the black one
    usedtobeacop
    L O L O L
    That is friggin funny dude
    Dmitri you fail

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    I'm so nervous...
    "I am so nervous"
    Would have been the correct phrase
    Now you are ban-ned

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    Quote Originally Posted by OCCH View Post
    "I am so nervous"
    Would have been the correct phrase
    Now you are ban-ned
    You no fail OCCH-san
    Though "Ban-ned" was a close one
    Your haiku is meh

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    Once a man from nantucket.

    Wife left him he said **** it.

    Bar girls actually suck it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite View Post
    Once a man from nantucket.

    Wife left him he said **** it.

    Bar girls actually suck it.
    Syllables way off
    Perhaps you should remove socks?
    Five seven five yo

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    You no fail OCCH-san
    Though "Ban-ned" was a close one
    Your haiku is meh
    High bar you set here
    I thought this was the hampur
    End of world is near?

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    Quote Originally Posted by OCCH View Post
    High bar you set here
    I thought this was the hampur
    End of world is near?
    Drinking heavily
    Banning the failures is fun
    Sooth likely pissed though

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    what would R. Vick do?
    let's ask Richard Bon-homo
    can i haz ban now?

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    When in Rome should I
    Discuss Sanchez and Schotty
    No, I'll just post more boobs

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    Quote Originally Posted by titanbuoy View Post
    When in Rome should I
    Discuss Sanchez and Schotty
    No, I'll just post more boobs
    Ohhh....five seven six
    So close yet such a sad fail
    Thank you for playing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    what would R. Vick do?
    let's ask Richard Bon-homo
    can i haz ban now?
    Is that you Schotty?
    The one time you SHOULD screw up . . .
    You can't get THAT right?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by OCCH View Post
    Is that you Schotty?
    The one time you SHOULD screw up . . .
    You can't get THAT right?!
    consider my post
    a challenge to shakin's rule
    bannable offense?

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    Dmitri cried hard
    I had to lift ban early
    Rest of you stay banned

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    consider my post
    a challenge to shakin's rule
    bannable offense?
    Is it so damn hard
    To write for five seven five
    See you tomorrow

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    Oops wait now people
    Dirtstar was actually right
    I will lift ban now

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    Drinking may not be
    The best partner for haiku
    Still, you're banned not me

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