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    Quote Originally Posted by GMCJETS View Post
    Fleshlight is my guess.

    plug it into a generator and you can crank that baby up to 11

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    plug it into a generator and you can crank that baby up to 11
    Rmao

  3. #23
    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    plug it into a generator and you can crank that baby up to 11
    Sounds like a man with experience.

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    havent drank in a month due to pneumonia and it blows...now one more month cause im on round two of meds...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    This past week was a detox for me considering I was away for work the whole week before and got obliterated with clients every night, like Sunday - Friday. I was doing great...but have to go to a wedding tomorrow night. Fun while it lasted.
    You were missed.

    some homo

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite View Post
    See. I was inspired to buy this life-like doll I saw in a photo...

    Still married btw.
    I had the same thought process as Timmy; I lol'd because, when a married man says he's getting a bit more than usual, everyone immediately thinks he's banging another broad.

    You've posted your wife's picture; she's good-looking. Glad you see it's the booze.

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    Sobrietyside- at least now when you invoke repulsion from the chicks it won't be based on that the fact you're a drunk goofy baztid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    I had the same thought process as Timmy; I lol'd because, when a married man says he's getting a bit more than usual, everyone immediately thinks he's banging another broad.

    You've posted your wife's picture; she's good-looking. Glad you see it's the booze.
    Lol I hear ya.

    And thanks

  9. #29
    I'm sober.

    And jealous of people who can drink in moderation.

    How do you stop after a few???

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    I'm sober.

    And jealous of people who can drink in moderation.

    How do you stop after a few???
    Make better life choices.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    I'm sober.

    And jealous of people who can drink in moderation.

    How do you stop after a few???
    I was mesmerized by the stupid Single Malt thread and had 3 stiff ones. Now I'm hungover and in sleep debt; which means my tennis buds will make me play with the old women.

    It's easy; the **** is straight poison.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    I was mesmerized by the stupid Single Malt thread and had 3 stiff ones. Now I'm hungover and in sleep debt; which means my tennis buds will make me play with the old women.

    It's easy; the **** is straight poison.
    +1

    I feel a billion times better and have a better outlook on life when I don't drink the day before. I'm really not missing alcohol at all. Now tonight..... that's gonna be hard!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    my tennis buds will make me play with the old women.


    ... would you hit it? ...












    l_j_r

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    Quote Originally Posted by lamont_jordan_rules View Post
    ... would you hit it? ...












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    I see it; what you did there. Time to haul some ashes with Dolly the Volley. (her friends call her Hoover - not sure why...FBI mebbe)

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    As someone who has enjoyed three glasses of wine whilst doing some prep cooking, should I be in here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    I see it; what you did there.
    ... just debating on whether to ask for photo or not! ...


    (her friends call her Hoover - not sure why...FBI mebbe)
    celebrate after your match with a couple bottles from napa ...

    ... as the sun fades away and the second bottle has been tapped, i'd ask her for an explanation ... as well as demonstration ...





    l_j_r

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    This might be the worst thread I've seen the one about crapping your pants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetworks View Post
    This might be the worst thread I've seen the one about crapping your pants.
    You're on drugs. You dont count...

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    been weed free since the phins game. Gotta goto court and there may be a pop quiz. Been drinking instead

    I'm sure I'll be fine, so I might as well go for a life ins policy while I'm at it.

    but man, since my break, I've had some insane dreams and even worse nightmares.

    can't wait until this **** is over.

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    I'm in the wrong thread.


    I just popped a valium, cracked a tall one and sparked a bowl.


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