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    Hear ye, hear ye!

    On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation.

    He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality.

    I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him.

    He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

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    I am here to contribute to this board. I've carried a wealth of knowledge with me and left the baggage at the e-door.

    The letters in bold will answer everything and nothing.

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    Mrs Eclectic?


    Seems dumb.



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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Mrs Eclectic?


    Seems dumb.



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    I prefer God, but hey, mistakes happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anton Chigurh View Post
    I prefer God, but hey, mistakes happen.
    Glad to see you have a sense of humor! Welcome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Glad to see you have a sense of humor! Welcome.
    ...you married into it.

    I don't have some way to put it. That's the way it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anton Chigurh View Post
    I prefer God, but hey, mistakes happen.
    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Glad to see you have a sense of humor! Welcome.
    Quote Originally Posted by Anton Chigurh View Post
    ...you married into it.

    I don't have some way to put it. That's the way it is.
    Then again, I've been wrong before.





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    Is this the new copy of BOy's Life?


    Welcome, sinister man.

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