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Thread: Help Me Ask A Hangar Member Out On A Date (Stokes Don't Open)

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    Help Me Ask A Hangar Member Out On A Date (Stokes Don't Open)

    I've got an extra ticket for Sunday night, we both live in Jersey, we both drive BMW's, I want to make a nice gesture of friendship, sort of move on from the past.

    I want to ask Stokes out to the game, give him the ticket, buy him a diet soda, high-five after scores, bang the ribbon board, have a good time, but not sure how to approach him.

    Any advice would be appreciated.

    SAR I

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    Stokes has better tickets than you lol

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    [QUOTE=SAR I;4227760]I've got an extra ticket for Sunday night, we both live in Jersey, we both drive BMW's, I want to make a nice gesture of friendship, sort of move on from the past.

    I want to ask Stokes out to the game, give him the ticket, buy him a diet soda, high-five after scores, bang the ribbon board, have a good time, but not sure how to approach him.

    Any advice would be appreciated.

    SAR I[/QUOTE]

    On your knees, looking him right in the eyes, thrust out your hand in
    friendship, and beg for forgiveness.

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    replace the diet soda with a flask of woodford reserve or van winkle and he just might go out with you.

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    Funny Thread will Shortly Be Funny.

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    [QUOTE=Warfish;4227798]Funny Thread will Shortly Be Funny.[/QUOTE]

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    Take me instead

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    [QUOTE=SAR I;4227760]I've got an extra ticket for Sunday night, we both live in Jersey, we both drive BMW's, I want to make a nice gesture of friendship, sort of move on from the past.

    I want to ask Stokes out to the game, give him the ticket, buy him a diet soda, high-five after scores, bang the ribbon board, have a good time, but not sure how to approach him.

    Any advice would be appreciated.

    SAR I[/QUOTE]

    See the 30 second mark...say the same thing to Stokes. Enjoy the game together. You are welcome.

    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYEXBTlWf_4[/url]

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    If this actually happened....and Stokes replaced Borgo with SAR as his Hampur bud....

    lmao


    :eek:

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    [QUOTE=Ruby2;4227822]Take me instead[/QUOTE]

    Who are you? Have you posted anything of significance in the 5 years I've been a member?

    You are sort of like Kelly. I know something's going on, but I can't figure out what it is or if I care.

    SAR I

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    [QUOTE=SAR I;4227860]WYou are sort of like Kelly. I know something's going on, but I can't figure out what it is or if I care.

    SAR I[/QUOTE]


    Just "sort of like"? :rolleyes:

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    [QUOTE=SAR I;4227860]Who are you? Have you posted anything of significance in the 5 years I've been a member?

    You are sort of like Kelly. I know something's going on, but I can't figure out what it is or if I care.

    SAR I[/QUOTE]

    I'll go with you. I will split my tickets with you that I sell. We will have a good time together. Talk about expensive cars and large salaries. These dummies on here don't deserve to go.

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    bonus points if you like coldplay

    [img]http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmbom7TKGa1qc91avo1_500.jpg[/img]

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    [QUOTE=LIDeadHead;4227913]bonus points if you like coldplay

    [img]http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmbom7TKGa1qc91avo1_500.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

    The new LP is really good.

    SAR I

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    [QUOTE=LIDeadHead;4227913]bonus points if you like coldplay

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    [QUOTE=SAR I;4227931]The new LP is really good.

    SAR I[/QUOTE]

    Does it sound better on a 45, Methuselah?

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;4228046]Does it sound better on a 45, Methuselah?[/QUOTE]

    [IMG]http://larryfire.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/aircassette-app.jpg?w=450&h=251[/IMG]

    It might, but I'm enjoying it on the AirCassette app for the iphone. Animated spinning tape reels and everything.

    SAR I

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    [QUOTE=SAR I;4228053][IMG]http://larryfire.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/aircassette-app.jpg?w=450&h=251[/IMG]

    It might, but I'm enjoying it on the AirCassette app for the iphone. Animated spinning tape reels and everything.

    SAR I[/QUOTE]

    Epic Nostalgia. Very nice.:yes:

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    Make sure you have one of these in the Beemer...

    [IMG]http://www.cheekymonkeysmorzine.com/images/booster%20seat.jpg[/IMG]

    In case Stokes takes you up on the offer.

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    [QUOTE=Klingon;4228075]Make sure you have one of these in the Beemer...

    [IMG]http://www.cheekymonkeysmorzine.com/images/booster%20seat.jpg[/IMG]

    In case Stokes takes you up on the offer.[/QUOTE]

    You know too much for 12 posts. Don't offer so much up front so you'll last longer.

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