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    Help Me Ask A Hangar Member Out On A Date (Stokes Don't Open)

    I've got an extra ticket for Sunday night, we both live in Jersey, we both drive BMW's, I want to make a nice gesture of friendship, sort of move on from the past.

    I want to ask Stokes out to the game, give him the ticket, buy him a diet soda, high-five after scores, bang the ribbon board, have a good time, but not sure how to approach him.

    Any advice would be appreciated.

    SAR I

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    Stokes has better tickets than you lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    I've got an extra ticket for Sunday night, we both live in Jersey, we both drive BMW's, I want to make a nice gesture of friendship, sort of move on from the past.

    I want to ask Stokes out to the game, give him the ticket, buy him a diet soda, high-five after scores, bang the ribbon board, have a good time, but not sure how to approach him.

    Any advice would be appreciated.

    SAR I
    On your knees, looking him right in the eyes, thrust out your hand in
    friendship, and beg for forgiveness.

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    replace the diet soda with a flask of woodford reserve or van winkle and he just might go out with you.

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    Funny Thread will Shortly Be Funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warfish View Post
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    Take me instead

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    I've got an extra ticket for Sunday night, we both live in Jersey, we both drive BMW's, I want to make a nice gesture of friendship, sort of move on from the past.

    I want to ask Stokes out to the game, give him the ticket, buy him a diet soda, high-five after scores, bang the ribbon board, have a good time, but not sure how to approach him.

    Any advice would be appreciated.

    SAR I
    See the 30 second mark...say the same thing to Stokes. Enjoy the game together. You are welcome.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYEXBTlWf_4

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    If this actually happened....and Stokes replaced Borgo with SAR as his Hampur bud....

    lmao




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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruby2 View Post
    Take me instead
    Who are you? Have you posted anything of significance in the 5 years I've been a member?

    You are sort of like Kelly. I know something's going on, but I can't figure out what it is or if I care.

    SAR I

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    WYou are sort of like Kelly. I know something's going on, but I can't figure out what it is or if I care.

    SAR I

    Just "sort of like"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    Who are you? Have you posted anything of significance in the 5 years I've been a member?

    You are sort of like Kelly. I know something's going on, but I can't figure out what it is or if I care.

    SAR I
    I'll go with you. I will split my tickets with you that I sell. We will have a good time together. Talk about expensive cars and large salaries. These dummies on here don't deserve to go.

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    bonus points if you like coldplay


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    Quote Originally Posted by LIDeadHead View Post
    bonus points if you like coldplay

    The new LP is really good.

    SAR I

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    Quote Originally Posted by LIDeadHead View Post
    bonus points if you like coldplay


    Are those butterflies?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    The new LP is really good.

    SAR I
    Does it sound better on a 45, Methuselah?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Does it sound better on a 45, Methuselah?


    It might, but I'm enjoying it on the AirCassette app for the iphone. Animated spinning tape reels and everything.

    SAR I

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post


    It might, but I'm enjoying it on the AirCassette app for the iphone. Animated spinning tape reels and everything.

    SAR I
    Epic Nostalgia. Very nice.

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    Make sure you have one of these in the Beemer...



    In case Stokes takes you up on the offer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Klingon View Post
    Make sure you have one of these in the Beemer...



    In case Stokes takes you up on the offer.
    You know too much for 12 posts. Don't offer so much up front so you'll last longer.

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