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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    If no one else is interested, I volunteer to void my prostate of its fluid into/onto Paulina's creamy "goodnesses", including these shapely pins.



    Questions:

    If you void your prostate, that only accounts for 30% of a payload. Where would you get the rest of it? Spurmatazoa Helper?

    As luscious as the top deck looks, don't the particularly the right one, in this shot look kinda like the equivalent of "man hands"?


    If you weren't doing your de rigueur Poker in the rear thing, how would you avoid thinking of her dad when looking into her googly eyes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jungle Shift Jet View Post
    Questions:

    If you void your prostate, that only accounts for 30% of a payload. Where would you get the rest of it? Spurmatazoa Helper?

    As luscious as the top deck looks, don't the particularly the right one, in this shot look kinda like the equivalent of "man hands"?


    If you weren't doing your de rigueur Poker in the rear thing, how would you avoid thinking of her dad when looking into her googly eyes?
    Thank you for your posting. Please help yourself to a gift basket on the way out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Thank you for your posting. Please help yourself to a gift basket on the way out.
    lolz...


    FWIW, everyone who posted in this thread would hit it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    lolz...


    FWIW, everyone who posted in this thread would hit it.
    She might not be everyone's type, but there is no question (not one mother f**king shred) that Paulina Gretzky is a beautiful woman with many alluring attributes. But let's focus our attention on some ridiculous claim of "man hands" or seeing her father when boning her. What? If anyone, Paulina looks like her mother, Janet Jones.

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    Great face, fake tits, no a$$...I do her

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    Quote Originally Posted by Traitor Jay & the Woodies View Post
    My erection wasn't seeking a backstory.
    truer than truth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    lolz...


    FWIW, everyone who posted in this thread would hit it.
    Sure, everyone into fake-boobed broads who look like their googly-eyed dad , that is!

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    Would hit.

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    As a big oiler fan in the glory years of the oilers my question is "Can she play hockey like her old man?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post


    Yeah, this is horrible.

    Who would hit that?



    Some of you guys are too funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beerfish View Post
    As a big oiler fan in the glory years of the oilers my question is "Can she play hockey like her old man?"
    FAP FAP FAP...he shoots...FAP FAP FAP...he scores!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jungle Shift Jet View Post
    Sure, everyone into fake-boobed broads who look like their googly-eyed dad , that is!
    Every girl looks like their parents...it's kinda how genetics works, bro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    Every girl looks like their parents...it's kinda how genetics works, bro.
    Good thing Marty Feldmans daughter had a great body.

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    So when do I get to meet this lovely lady......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beerfish View Post
    Good thing Marty Feldmans daughter had a great body.
    lmao...


    c'mon...isn't the first thing you do when you're on top of a good looking girl is dream about how much she looks like her dad?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    Yeah, this is horrible.

    Who would hit that?



    Some of you guys are too funny.

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    or just plain gay....

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    BOOOOOOOOOOOOO.........

    Paulina Gretzky, the party-girl daughter of hockey great Wayne Gretzky, has closed her racy Twitter account.

    The 22-year-old’s account was littered with provocative pictures of her partying and wearing revealing clothing.

    “Having a nice sit down dinner with my dad about social media..haha,” Paulina Gretzky tweeted last week before closing her account.

    Paulina Gretzky, an aspiring model, actress and singer, became know across Canada when she sang at the 2003 Heritage Classic outdoor game in Edmonton when the Oilers hosted the Montreal Canadiens.

    Her song Collecting Dust is on the soundtrack to the MTV show Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County.

    She has had bit acting roles in the 2009 remake of Fame as “Gorgeous Blonde Senior” and the deputy in Guns, Girls and Gambling, starring Gary Oldman and Christian Slater.


    http://arts.nationalpost.com/2011/11...itter-account/

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    I'd still love to try the wrap-around on her.

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    She's back. Here's her twitter photos.


    http://msn.foxsports.com/nhl/gallery...photo=30427207

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    Not sure what's so racy about the pictures. If the complaint is that she is showing cleavage then I'd be amazed.

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