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    Serious question...can anyone here get southside laid?

    out of all of us, one of us must have a female friend with

    low self esteem...

    get back at father issues...

    drugs for sex swap...

    poor, if any, eyesight

    charitable/pity sex

    etc


    somebody please help this poor ba$tard

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    I have a ton of those constantly nagging my wife about the dregs of society they choose to let treat them like crap but continuously sleep with.

    Someone has to spring for the plane ticket though. We're 1,500 miles away :D

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    as his friend we could all offer prizes to entice women

    a truffle soufle' provided by Borgoguy

    an evening of spinning Gary Moore records with 32Green

    A JetsThings limited edition generator powered dildo




    and the like

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;4233557]as his friend we could all offer prizes to entice women

    a truffle soufle' provided by Borgoguy

    an evening of spinning Gary Moore records with 32Green

    A JetsThings limited edition generator powered dildo




    and the like[/QUOTE]

    Lol..dont forget the Kelly posts from Atlanta, so we mebbe we could entice her away from her femboys for the 5 seconds it would take. She wouldnt even know what happened.


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    I'm sure SAR knows a woman who could be had on a short term lease.

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    One word...


    Lepers.

    If a leper won't f*** him, nobody will.

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    [QUOTE=crossfire;4233637]One word...


    Lepers.

    If a leper won't f*** him, nobody will.[/QUOTE]

    It will be funny when her boobs fall off during it.

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    [QUOTE=crossfire;4233637]One word...


    Lepers.

    If a leper won't f*** him, nobody will.[/QUOTE]


    Avoid the hot tub though

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    [QUOTE=crossfire;4233637]One word...


    Lepers.

    If a leper won't f*** him, nobody will.[/QUOTE]

    What do you call the chicks that enjoy seeing a man self-pleasure? TImmy might want to start with that database.

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;4233652]Avoid the hot tub though[/QUOTE]

    You don't like soup?

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;4233533]out of all of us, one of us must have a female friend with

    low self esteem...

    get back at father issues...

    drugs for sex swap...

    poor, if any, eyesight

    charitable/pity sex

    etc


    somebody please help this poor ba$tard[/QUOTE]

    there's gotta be a "chimp attack survivors" support group somewhere, right?

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    Can't his brother, northside, help? :confused:

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    Poli is his best shot. He has to take him under him swing.

    Same age, I think they both live in the city (?). One dude is banging hotties left and right, and the other is Southside.

    Show him the ropes, leave a few crumbs for him to pick up, esteem replenished…and little padawan is good to go.

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    Forget about southside, I'm living with a woman and can't get laid :rolleyes:

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    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;4233852]Poli is his best shot. He has to take him under him swing.[/QUOTE]

    I'll do my best.

    But when I say "SouthSide had an overnighter last night with a hot chick!" and he reports back "well...... she wanted to sleep in the same bed, but I insisted on staying on the couch" can we finally ban him?

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    Our mission is simple men. We must find this generation's Heller Keller.

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;4233533]out of all of us, one of us must have a female friend with

    low self esteem...

    get back at father issues...

    drugs for sex swap...

    poor, if any, eyesight

    charitable/pity sex

    etc


    somebody please help this poor ba$tard[/QUOTE]

    Like everything Money. As Donald trump and Bil gates have proved you have enough money you can always bed someone, that way out of your league.

    Beer goggles is another effective method if you don't have the cash.

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    [QUOTE=Raider9175;4233907]...you have enough money you can always bed someone, that way out of your league...[/QUOTE]

    [IMG]http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/199/693/disgusted-mother-of-god.png?1321272571[/IMG]

    I must have a trust fund somewhere from someone I don't know about....

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    [QUOTE=AFCEastFan;4233845]Can't his brother, northside, help? :confused:[/QUOTE]:D:D:D

    That guy is very busy holding his own. :disgust:

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