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Thread: Serious question...can anyone here get southside laid?

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    For SouthSide:

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    LMFAO!!!

    This is how you pick up chicks, South....learn from a master (cylinder)

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    [QUOTE=PatriotReign;4233900]Our mission is simple men. We must find this generation's Heller Keller.[/QUOTE]

    What? That's impossibl...Oh,...I thought you said "we have to find a generator".

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    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;4234189]:D:D:D

    That guy is very busy holding his own. :disgust:[/QUOTE]

    I can't find the rage comic (Timmy himself was the author IIRC) that really explored the northside/southside family dynamic. One of the classics! :D

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    I went to the strip club last night... does that count as getting laid?

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    [QUOTE=southside;4234552]I went to the strip club last night... does that count as getting laid?[/QUOTE]

    Did you get a lapdance or scold them for wasting their life?

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    [QUOTE=southside;4234552]I went to the strip club last night... does that count as getting laid?[/QUOTE]

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    [QUOTE=Polidore22;4234565]Did you get a lapdance or scold them for wasting their life?[/QUOTE]

    As long as southside wasn't in vintage JT strippy mode, wasting his benjamins on one chick for the whole night. You know,[I] really[/I] getting to know them through penis-grinding conversation. My inner monologue is pathetic. "[I]If I wasn't married, I would totally rescue this girl from this life. Listen to her, man. She's smart, insightful, hilarious and smells like jasmine and rose hips. Oh sh1t, song is over.[/I] -Hells yeah, I'll take another!!- [I]Ugh, WTF am I doing... Ok, as long as I don't to use the ATM in here. What is it, like a $12 service charge? Eff that. Ohh, yeah. OMG thathotbreathonmyballsfeelsawesomemegustaface.[/I] -What? No, that feels good.- [I]Fukc, I gotta go home.[/I]"

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;4234581]As long as southside wasn't in vintage JT strippy mode, wasting his benjamins on one chick for the whole night. You know,[I] really[/I] getting to know them through penis-grinding conversation. My inner monologue is pathetic. "[I]If I wasn't married, I would totally rescue this girl from this life. Listen to her, man. She's smart, insightful, hilarious and smells like jasmine and rose hips. Oh sh1t, song is over.[/I] -Hells yeah, I'll take another!!- [I]Ugh, WTF am I doing... Ok, as long as I don't to use the ATM in here. What is it, like a $12 service charge? Eff that. Ohh, yeah. OMG thathotbreathonmyballsfeelsawesomemegustaface.[/I] -What? No, that feels good.- [I]Fukc, I gotta go home.[/I]"[/QUOTE]

    legit LOL

    The inner monologue fantasy... we've all been there.

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    [QUOTE=AFCEastFan;4234544]I can't find the rage comic (Timmy himself was the author IIRC) that really explored the northside/southside family dynamic. One of the classics! :D[/QUOTE]

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    Last edited by Timmy®; 11-15-2011 at 04:54 PM.

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;4234636][IMG]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2328/5707947687_ae06722a52_b.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
    lol

    I dont remember this one

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;4234581]As long as southside wasn't in vintage JT strippy mode, wasting his benjamins on one chick for the whole night. You know,[I] really[/I] getting to know them through penis-grinding conversation. My inner monologue is pathetic. "[I]If I wasn't married, I would totally rescue this girl from this life. Listen to her, man. She's smart, insightful, hilarious and smells like jasmine and rose hips. Oh sh1t, song is over.[/I] -Hells yeah, I'll take another!!- [I]Ugh, WTF am I doing... Ok, as long as I don't to use the ATM in here. What is it, like a $12 service charge? Eff that. Ohh, yeah. OMG thathotbreathonmyballsfeelsawesomemegustaface.[/I] -What? No, that feels good.- [I]Fukc, I gotta go home.[/I]"[/QUOTE]

    This.

    This was amazing.

    Thank you for the lulz!:D

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    Oddly enough I was thinking about how I should date her. She was grinding hard on me and doing things she wasn't supposed to.... :winkypoo:

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    [QUOTE=Polidore22;4234565]Did you get a lapdance or scold them for wasting their life?[/QUOTE]

    LOL. southside hands the stripper $1, giving her a mischievous grin. She rolls her eyes and tucks it into her g-string thinking, "only $1?" as southside extends an open hand and says, "you got 4 quarters tucked in there somewhere?"

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    [QUOTE=jetstream23;4234710]LOL. southside hands the stripper $1, giving her a mischievous grin. She rolls her eyes and tucks it into her g-string thinking, "only $1?" as southside extends an open hand and says, "you got 4 quarters tucked in there somewhere?"[/QUOTE]

    I'm partial to dimes actually. :D

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    would this count?

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    [QUOTE=quantum;4234889]would this count?

    [IMG]http://www.jimrohrs.com/southgoat.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    :rofl:

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    [QUOTE=southside;4234681]Oddly enough I was thinking about how I should date her. She was grinding hard on me and doing things she wasn't supposed to.... :winkypoo:[/QUOTE]

    It never fails, there is always one guy bragging to his friends about the stripper who asked for his number during one of her 17 wallet sucking lap dances...delusional thy name is southside.

    Broke with a boner is no way to go through life son.

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    [QUOTE=PatriotReign;4243013]It never fails, there is always one guy bragging to his friends about the stripper who asked for his number during one of her 17 wallet sucking lap dances...delusional thy name is southside.

    Broke with a boner is no way to go through life son.[/QUOTE]

    LMAO!

    My new favorite Pats* poster. :yes:

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    Trying to live vicariously thru Southsides sexcapades is hot garbage.
    Last edited by frostlich; 11-19-2011 at 11:44 AM.

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