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    Better than Gretzky

    [IMG]http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/files/2011/11/mila_gq.jpg[/IMG]

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    I dunno, dude.

    She sounds like Meg from "Family Guy".... :eek:

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    She'll be something when she hits puberty....

    in a few years.



    :eek:



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    [QUOTE=Warfish;4235798][IMG]http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/files/2011/11/mila_gq.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    love Mila.

    her sex scene with Natalie Portman in "Black Swan" is forever burned into my retinas :drool: :drool:

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    [QUOTE=32green;4235860]She'll be something when she hits puberty....

    in a few years.



    :eek:
    -[/QUOTE]

    it took all of 3 posts for teh ghey to suddenly manifest.

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    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;4235863]it took all of 3 posts for teh ghey to suddenly manifest.[/QUOTE]

    She has child-like, tonelezz puppet legs.... and dwarf-mittz.

    She appears recently bed-ridden.

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    [QUOTE=Warfish;4235798][IMG]http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/files/2011/11/mila_gq.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    The things I'd do.....

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    Whoa whoa whoa.

    I love Mila as much as anyone, dark, lithe, small, petite, not fat, athletic build, not fat, tiny, not fat, perfect tight body, not fat.

    But you called Gretzky's daughter a cheap strung out spoiled brat whore?

    And in the past you've frowned upon anyone that doesn't shop at Lane Bryant.

    Mila?

    Really?

    :D

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    [QUOTE=Polidore22;4235871]The things I'd do.....[/QUOTE]

    The first thing would be to pick her up and carry her, because she obviously cant walk far on those atrophied tooth picks.

    I'll admit, she's better than Wayne Gretzky.


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    [QUOTE=32green;4235866]She has child-like, tonelezz puppet legs.... and dwarf-mittz.

    She appears recently bed-ridden.

    -[/QUOTE]

    Yes, but at least she doesn't have a shiny ponyta.

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    [QUOTE=32green;4235880]The first thing would be to pick her up and carry her, because she obviously cant walk far on those atrophied tooth picks.

    [B]I'll admit, she's better than Wayne Gretzky.[/B]


    -[/QUOTE]

    You should see her wrap-around! It's a thing of beauty.

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;4235879]Whoa whoa whoa.

    I love Mila as much as anyone, dark, lithe, small, petite, not fat, athletic build, not fat, tiny, not fat, perfect tight body, not fat.

    [/QUOTE]

    May I remind you that Ted Kopell is also.....not fat.


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    [QUOTE=jetstream23;4235885]You should see her wrap-around! It's a thing of beauty.[/QUOTE]

    :D

    Her hat trick involves...hats.


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    Is that Stokes' pool in the background? :huh:

    The house looks like something from Florida in the 70's but those heels are clearly from the future.

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    [QUOTE=jetstream23;4235882]Yes, but at least she doesn't have a shiny ponyta.[/QUOTE]

    i'd be willing to bet she can put a mean spit-shine on a ponyta :yes:



    whatever that means :yes: :yes:

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    [QUOTE=jetstream23;4235892]Is that Stokes' pool in the background? :huh:

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    No, Stokes's pool is an unmistakable baby schween shape.

    It'll do for the reunion, though.

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    [QUOTE=32green;4235866]She has child-like, tonelezz puppet legs.... and dwarf-mittz.

    She appears recently bed-ridden.

    -[/QUOTE]

    No offense to Warfish, but that is about the worst shot of Mila I've seen. It does not do her justice. Remember, she's naturally thin. Her face is goddess level.

    [URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/21/3440milakuniscomplex02.jpg/][IMG]http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/6787/3440milakuniscomplex02.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

    [URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/42/milakunis44.jpg/][IMG]http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/3863/milakunis44.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

    [URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/580/3440milakuniscomplex09.jpg/][IMG]http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/5654/3440milakuniscomplex09.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

    [URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/64/milakunis7cmilakunis3.jpg/][IMG]http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/8444/milakunis7cmilakunis3.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;4235900]No offense to Warfish, but that is about the worst shot of Mila I've seen. It does not do her justice. Remember, she's naturally thin. Her face is goddess level.

    [URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/21/3440milakuniscomplex02.jpg/][IMG]http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/6787/3440milakuniscomplex02.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

    [URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/42/milakunis44.jpg/][IMG]http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/3863/milakunis44.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

    [URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/580/3440milakuniscomplex09.jpg/][IMG]http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/5654/3440milakuniscomplex09.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

    [URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/64/milakunis7cmilakunis3.jpg/][IMG]http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/8444/milakunis7cmilakunis3.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/QUOTE]


    This looks like a different chick, actually approaching do-ability.

    Its like the first childs photo, in ten years.

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    [QUOTE=32green;4235897]No, Stokes's pool is an unmistakable baby schween shape.

    It'll do for the reunion, though.

    -[/QUOTE]

    I would welcome a Hampur [Re]Union at my house, but I hope you realize the deep end in my pool is only 3 feet and the shallow end is, well, considerably shallower. And it's heated mostly by pee.

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    [QUOTE=32green;4235910]This looks like a different chick, actually [B]approaching[/B] do-ability.

    Its like the first childs photo, in ten years.[/QUOTE]

    Approaching? You're out of your mind.

    Learn, muchacho.

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