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    Better than Gretzky


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    I dunno, dude.

    She sounds like Meg from "Family Guy"....

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    She'll be something when she hits puberty....

    in a few years.







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    Quote Originally Posted by Warfish View Post
    love Mila.

    her sex scene with Natalie Portman in "Black Swan" is forever burned into my retinas

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    She'll be something when she hits puberty....

    in a few years.




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    it took all of 3 posts for teh ghey to suddenly manifest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    it took all of 3 posts for teh ghey to suddenly manifest.
    She has child-like, tonelezz puppet legs.... and dwarf-mittz.

    She appears recently bed-ridden.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warfish View Post
    The things I'd do.....

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    Whoa whoa whoa.

    I love Mila as much as anyone, dark, lithe, small, petite, not fat, athletic build, not fat, tiny, not fat, perfect tight body, not fat.

    But you called Gretzky's daughter a cheap strung out spoiled brat whore?

    And in the past you've frowned upon anyone that doesn't shop at Lane Bryant.

    Mila?

    Really?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Polidore22 View Post
    The things I'd do.....
    The first thing would be to pick her up and carry her, because she obviously cant walk far on those atrophied tooth picks.

    I'll admit, she's better than Wayne Gretzky.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    She has child-like, tonelezz puppet legs.... and dwarf-mittz.

    She appears recently bed-ridden.

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    Yes, but at least she doesn't have a shiny ponyta.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    The first thing would be to pick her up and carry her, because she obviously cant walk far on those atrophied tooth picks.

    I'll admit, she's better than Wayne Gretzky.


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    You should see her wrap-around! It's a thing of beauty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    Whoa whoa whoa.

    I love Mila as much as anyone, dark, lithe, small, petite, not fat, athletic build, not fat, tiny, not fat, perfect tight body, not fat.
    May I remind you that Ted Kopell is also.....not fat.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    You should see her wrap-around! It's a thing of beauty.


    Her hat trick involves...hats.


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    Is that Stokes' pool in the background?

    The house looks like something from Florida in the 70's but those heels are clearly from the future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    Yes, but at least she doesn't have a shiny ponyta.
    i'd be willing to bet she can put a mean spit-shine on a ponyta



    whatever that means

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    Is that Stokes' pool in the background?
    No, Stokes's pool is an unmistakable baby schween shape.

    It'll do for the reunion, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    She has child-like, tonelezz puppet legs.... and dwarf-mittz.

    She appears recently bed-ridden.

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    No offense to Warfish, but that is about the worst shot of Mila I've seen. It does not do her justice. Remember, she's naturally thin. Her face is goddess level.








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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    No offense to Warfish, but that is about the worst shot of Mila I've seen. It does not do her justice. Remember, she's naturally thin. Her face is goddess level.








    This looks like a different chick, actually approaching do-ability.

    Its like the first childs photo, in ten years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    No, Stokes's pool is an unmistakable baby schween shape.

    It'll do for the reunion, though.

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    I would welcome a Hampur [Re]Union at my house, but I hope you realize the deep end in my pool is only 3 feet and the shallow end is, well, considerably shallower. And it's heated mostly by pee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    This looks like a different chick, actually approaching do-ability.

    Its like the first childs photo, in ten years.
    Approaching? You're out of your mind.

    Learn, muchacho.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ot-iD...eature=related

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