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    too mad to fap

    And I have to get up for work in 4 hours.

    Now what? :steamin:

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;4240350]And I have to get up for work in 4 hours.

    Now what? :steamin:[/QUOTE]

    Shiney Ponyta?

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;4240350]And I have to get up for work in 4 hours.

    Now what? :steamin:[/QUOTE]

    Thanks Jets, for no sleep tonight, making me depressed leading to eating junk food, making me constipated and getting hemorrhoids, get infected and then dying.

    You just killed me Jets.

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    [QUOTE=Dimitri_0515;4240373]Thanks Jets, for no sleep tonight, making me depressed leading to eating junk food, making me constipated and getting hemorrhoids, get infected and then dying.

    You just killed me Jets.[/QUOTE]

    Did you ever see the movie "Frozen"? I feel like the guy that jumped out of the ski lift and broke his legs and then gets tore apart by wolves. F***ing Jets! :steamin:

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;4240350]And I have to get up for work in 4 hours.

    Now what? :steamin:[/QUOTE]

    Crack a bottle of whiskey, fire up Skyrim, and get dressed for work in 3.5 hours.

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    I have a hotcut in 17 minutes.

    This night is gonna blow.

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    [QUOTE=AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite;4240651]I have a hotcut in 17 minutes.

    This night is gonna blow.[/QUOTE]

    A topless haircut? Where do you get one around here?

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    [QUOTE=Dimitri_0515;4240676]A topless haircut? Where do you get one around here?[/QUOTE]

    Lolz

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    [QUOTE=Johnny Bravo;4240478]Did you ever see the movie "Frozen"? I feel like the guy that jumped out of the ski lift and broke his legs and then gets tore apart by wolves. F***ing Jets! :steamin:[/QUOTE]

    I really thought we were going to beat the Pats on Sunday and take over this division. Instead, in what seemed like an instant (4 days), Bang! It's over.

    I was thinking I felt like Pesci's character, Tommy DeVito from Goodfellas. He's all excited that he's about to become a made man but in an instant, Bang! It's over.


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    [QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4240587]Crack a bottle of whiskey, fire up Skyrim, and get dressed for work in 3.5 hours.[/QUOTE]

    Well it wasn't easy, but I fapped anyway. No Skyrim tonight either :mad:



    [QUOTE=AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite;4240651]I have a hotcut in 17 minutes.

    This night is gonna blow.[/QUOTE]

    Wtf is a hotcut?

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;4241109]
    Wtf is a hotcut?[/QUOTE]

    Cut over from one piece of equip to another...

    'Hot' meaning live i.e. taking traffic.

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    [QUOTE=AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite;4241132]Cut over from one piece of equip to another...

    'Hot' meaning live i.e. taking traffic.[/QUOTE]
    Thanks for clearing that up.

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    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;4241135]Thanks for clearing that up.[/QUOTE]

    Id much rather it be a topless haircut...

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    Jets could go 0-16, promote Schithead to Head Coach and give Eric The Loser a $15 million deal and I'd still fap to Amy Reid.

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    [QUOTE=AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite;4241132]Cut over from one piece of equip to another...

    'Hot' meaning live i.e. taking traffic.[/QUOTE]

    Eh? Are you traffic reporter?

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;4240350]And I have to get up for work in 4 hours.

    Now what? :steamin:[/QUOTE]

    If I wasnt so tired, some imaginary chick would have paid. Oh yeah.

    [QUOTE=crossfire;4240832]

    I was thinking I felt like Pesci's character, Tommy DeVito from Goodfellas. He's all excited that he's about to become a made man but in an instant, Bang! It's over.


    [IMG]Http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll43/myknsj/Movies/whacked.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    Lol...Deniro def. wrecked a phone boof last night.:(


    [QUOTE=Fishooked;4241109]


    Wtf is a hotcut?[/QUOTE]

    I thought you were a 'puter guy.


    wtf


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    I never understood why a stress relieving hand job from an anonymous--albeit young and gorgeous--message parlor sex worker (female, JT) is considered cheating on one's wife or girlfriend. Wouldn't this be the perfect way to decompress after a big loss? During football season, the parlor could advertise with a "Big Loss (of fluids) After A Big Loss" TV/radio/print/internet campaign.

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;4241336]I never understood why a stress relieving hand job from an anonymous--albeit young and gorgeous--message parlor sex worker ([B]female, JT[/B]) is considered cheating on one's wife or girlfriend. Wouldn't this be the perfect way to decompress after a big loss? During football season, the parlor could advertise with a "Big Loss (of fluids) After A Big Loss" TV/radio/print/internet campaign.[/QUOTE]

    :rolleyes:

    If you're a massage purist, like me, then it doesn't matter. Wait what?

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;4241374]:rolleyes:

    If you're a massage purist, like me, then it doesn't matter. Wait what?[/QUOTE]

    LOL. I love throwing in those "drive bys" waiting for your humorous responses. Thanks for cheering me up, JT.

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;4241381]LOL. I love throwing in those "drive bys" waiting for your humorous responses. Thanks for cheering me up, JT.[/QUOTE]

    After a miserable loss, self-effacing humor is the only thing that keeps me from drop-kicking children.

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