[QUOTE=southside;4243415]Two things I need to start caring about:
2. Strip Club
I'm just bleeding money left and right these days.[/QUOTE]
Face it; you're a journalist. You can't save money because you're chasing the story. You're like a soft-boiled Damon Runyon. Or a soft-porn Harry Reems. While others are flying, you choose to crawl along where the stories are real, and teh boobies are fake. You long to live in between the lines, while writing the lines. Look at alll those schmucks; you could teach them about living; you could put that pep back in their step; give 'em a reason to dance home from work.