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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;4246187]I wanna go down on Kristin Stewart, .[/QUOTE]

    Gross :P

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    [QUOTE=AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite;4246189]Gross :P[/QUOTE]

    And I would hope she had a reddish, Bozo wig of a muff, too.

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;4246191]And I would hope she had a [B]reddish, Bozo wig of a muff[/B], too.[/QUOTE]

    LOL at the imagery. Nicely done.

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    In all these new vampire shows and movies the rules for vampires have changed. They can 1) go outdoors during the day 2) they all look like Abercrombie and Fitch models 3) half of them don't even want to drink human blood (even though it's supposedly so irresistible) 4) they don't turn into bats.

    That said. Anna Paquin looks fabulous in True Blood.

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;4246187]I wanna go down on Kristin Stewart, Nikki Reed, and Ashley Green. Maybe at the same time. There, I said it.[/QUOTE]

    I'd be shocked if you didn't.

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;4246187]I wanna go down on Kristin Stewart, Nikki Reed, and[B] Ashley Green[/B]. Maybe at the same time. There, I said it.[/QUOTE]

    I'm kind of disappointed you didn't post picks of Ashley Greene.

    She is gorgeous.

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;4246710]I'm kind of disappointed you didn't post picks of Ashley Greene.

    She is gorgeous.

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    i'm kind of surprised Borgo finds her attractive.

    her nostrils are quite cartoonish.

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;4246710]I'm kind of disappointed you didn't post picks of Ashley Greene.

    She is gorgeous.

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    Please see thread below.

    [url]http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=214397&highlight=ashley+greene[/url]

    here are a few newer ones of the gorgeous Ashley. She'd be my first choice of the Twilight chicks who I'd munch, and other activities involving me exploding wildly into/onto her.

    [URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/577/ash3.jpg/][IMG]http://img577.imageshack.us/img577/9725/ash3.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

    I printed this one big because, for some reason, I am fascinated with the lower portion of her swimming costume. makes me thing of the Egyptian desert and camels.

    [URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/507/ashleygreeneinwomenshea.jpg/][IMG]http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/9854/ashleygreeneinwomenshea.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

    [URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/26/ashleygreenewomenshealt.jpg/][IMG]http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/6894/ashleygreenewomenshealt.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

    [URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/257/ashleygreenel.jpg/][IMG]http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/6923/ashleygreenel.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;4247222]Please see thread below.

    I printed this one big because, for some reason, I am fascinated with the lower portion of her swimming costume. makes me thing of the Egyptian desert and camels.

    [URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/507/ashleygreeneinwomenshea.jpg/][IMG]http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/9854/ashleygreeneinwomenshea.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

    [/URL][/QUOTE]

    OMG she is a doll.

    _

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    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;4246751]i'm kind of surprised Borgo finds her attractive.

    her nostrils are quite cartoonish.[/QUOTE]

    Not my ideal woman, but I find her very hot. It probably has something to do with effing/munching her to the point where she loses control over her somber persona, and turns into a banshee. I would so do her.

    [URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/9/5636kristenstewartupski.jpg/][IMG]http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/3797/5636kristenstewartupski.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;4247229]Not my ideal woman, but I find her very hot. It probably has something to do with effing/munching her to the point where she loses control over her somber persona, and turns into a banshee. I would so do her.

    [URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/9/5636kristenstewartupski.jpg/][IMG]http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/3797/5636kristenstewartupski.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/QUOTE]

    She looks like a royal c unt in that picture.

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    [QUOTE=Big L;4247246]She looks like a royal c unt in that picture.[/QUOTE]

    Exactly. Read my rationale above. I would love to get her to quiver and cry from a thunderous orgasm.

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;4247264]Exactly. Read my rationale above. I would love to get her to quiver and cry from a thunderous orgasm.[/QUOTE]

    Yeah, well don't be surprised if you follow her into the bathroom for a post-coital micturition and find her standing.

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;4247271]Yeah, well don't be surprised if you follow her into the bathroom for a post-coital micturition and find her standing.[/QUOTE]

    Not a chance, JT. She's all woman, albeit pale. I don't get a tranny vibe from her at all.

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;4247272]Not a chance, JT. She's all woman, albeit pale. I don't get a tranny vibe from her at all.[/QUOTE]

    methinks it's just wishful thinking on JT's part.

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;4247272]Not a chance, JT. She's all woman, albeit pale. I don't get a tranny vibe from her at all.[/QUOTE]

    Who said anything about her being a tranny? She just looks like she's capable of peeing while standing.

    [img]http://gifsoup.com/view4/3166375/step-brothers-bathroom-o.gif[/img]
    Last edited by Jets Things; 11-22-2011 at 04:02 PM.

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    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;4247283]methinks it's just wishful thinking on JT's part.[/QUOTE]

    :rolleyes:

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    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;4247283]methinks it's just wishful thinking on JT's part.[/QUOTE]

    LOL.

    [QUOTE=Jets Things;4247299]Who said anything about her being a tranny? She just looks like she's capable of peeing while standing.

    [url]http://gifsoup.com/MzE2NjM3NQ[/url][/QUOTE]

    I really don't know why that occurs to you. Actually, there is a device I posted a while ago which allows women to pee standing up.

    [URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/694/ggpk.jpg/][IMG]http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/4433/ggpk.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPzC9ifaocY[/url]

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    [QUOTE=TerminatorJet;4246619]In all these new vampire shows and movies the rules for vampires have changed. They can 1) go outdoors during the day 2) they all look like Abercrombie and Fitch models 3) half of them don't even want to drink human blood (even though it's supposedly so irresistible) 4) they don't turn into bats.

    That said. Anna Paquin looks fabulous in True Blood.[/QUOTE]

    True Blood's a great show.

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;4245518]Which was the most awesomest of the series?
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    Don't you think we have gone off topic here from the original question offered by JStokes? :rolleyes:

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