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    Crosseyed barmaid alert

    Just got back from a client meeting...after the meeting my business partner and I stopped into the Blue Gator on Carleton Avenue in Central Islip for a couple brewskis, and the semi-decent-looking-but-in-an-I-shouldn't-stare-but-I-can't-look-away way barmaid was crosseyed.

    Just thought this might be something some here might want to know.






    ps Great rack and not afraid to let those puppies breathe.

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    I thought this was going to be about me...

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    [QUOTE=southside;4247932]I thought this was going to be about me...[/QUOTE]

    Be patient.

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    [QUOTE=shakin318;4247936]Be patient.[/QUOTE]

    FU DB

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    [QUOTE=shakin318;4247929]the semi-decent-looking-but-in-an-I-shouldn't-stare-but-I-can't-look-away way barmaid was crosseyed.

    ps Great rack and not afraid to let those puppies breathe.[/QUOTE]









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    [QUOTE=32green;4247953][IMG]http://l.yimg.com/a/p/sp/editorial_image/81/81ce28d66f11f6a3bfaf6484833d276e/antioch_community_special_ed_teacher_sara_glashagel.jpg[/IMG]
    -[/QUOTE]

    She's got more of a lazy eye/droopy eye thing going on, probably from the huge gravitational pull of her enormous funbags.

    The barmaid was legit crosseyed...as in I was never really sure if she was addressing myself or my associate.

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    [QUOTE=shakin318;4248131]

    I was never really sure if she was addressing myself or my associate.[/QUOTE]

    Perhapses the nine dewars had something to do with that. Lol




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    [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5SnRaWxfUA"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5SnRaWxfUA[/URL]

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    [QUOTE=shakin318;4248131]the huge gravitational pull of her enormous funbags.

    [/QUOTE]

    which also might explain the cross-eyed thing if she looks over her shoulder for any length of time

    gravity is a *****

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    [QUOTE=32green;4248161]Perhapses the nine dewars had something to do with that. Lol




    -[/QUOTE]

    I lol'd!!:D

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    [IMG]http://oceanupped.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/demi-lovato-cross-eyed-lmfao.jpg[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=Jungle Shift Jet;4248906][IMG]http://oceanupped.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/demi-lovato-cross-eyed-lmfao.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    (in a high-pitched, squeeky voice)

    "Hi, can southside come out and play?"

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    [QUOTE=jetstream23;4249376](in a high-pitched, squeeky voice)

    "Hi, can southside come out and play?"[/QUOTE]

    Her eyes uncross when she's blowing the southside.... :D

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    [QUOTE=southside;4249426]Her eyes uncross when she's blowing the southside.... :D[/QUOTE]

    That's because she's really looking hard to find it.

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    [QUOTE=jetstream23;4249449]That's because she's really looking hard to find it.[/QUOTE]

    and then she rolls her eyes when she finally sees it.

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    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;4249458]and then she rolls her eyes when she finally sees it.[/QUOTE]

    Like doll's eyes...

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    My junk.... it's swollen.

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    [QUOTE=southside;4249705]My junk.... it's swollen.[/QUOTE]


    forever blue ballz.

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    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;4249928]forever blue ballz.[/QUOTE]

    Better than having forever swollen herpez, Dirtdore.

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