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    Crosseyed barmaid alert

    Just got back from a client meeting...after the meeting my business partner and I stopped into the Blue Gator on Carleton Avenue in Central Islip for a couple brewskis, and the semi-decent-looking-but-in-an-I-shouldn't-stare-but-I-can't-look-away way barmaid was crosseyed.

    Just thought this might be something some here might want to know.






    ps Great rack and not afraid to let those puppies breathe.

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    I thought this was going to be about me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    I thought this was going to be about me...
    Be patient.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    Be patient.
    FU DB

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    the semi-decent-looking-but-in-an-I-shouldn't-stare-but-I-can't-look-away way barmaid was crosseyed.

    ps Great rack and not afraid to let those puppies breathe.












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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post

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    She's got more of a lazy eye/droopy eye thing going on, probably from the huge gravitational pull of her enormous funbags.

    The barmaid was legit crosseyed...as in I was never really sure if she was addressing myself or my associate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post

    I was never really sure if she was addressing myself or my associate.
    Perhapses the nine dewars had something to do with that. Lol




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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    the huge gravitational pull of her enormous funbags.
    which also might explain the cross-eyed thing if she looks over her shoulder for any length of time

    gravity is a *****

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Perhapses the nine dewars had something to do with that. Lol




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    I lol'd!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jungle Shift Jet View Post
    (in a high-pitched, squeeky voice)

    "Hi, can southside come out and play?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    (in a high-pitched, squeeky voice)

    "Hi, can southside come out and play?"
    Her eyes uncross when she's blowing the southside....

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    Her eyes uncross when she's blowing the southside....
    That's because she's really looking hard to find it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    That's because she's really looking hard to find it.
    and then she rolls her eyes when she finally sees it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    and then she rolls her eyes when she finally sees it.
    Like doll's eyes...

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    My junk.... it's swollen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    My junk.... it's swollen.

    forever blue ballz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    forever blue ballz.
    Better than having forever swollen herpez, Dirtdore.

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