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    [QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4249017]I was riding home on the train tonight and some sweet young thing got on and sat in the seat next to me. I think she must have been a college student because she had a suitcase and seemed like she was heading to the airport. So she's got her head set on and she's listening to music but at some point she notices I'm watching a porno on my iPhone. I could tell cuz she glanced over and then did kind of a double take. After that she kind of turned her head like she was looking away but I could tell she was still checking out my phone. So without letting on I tilted my hand a just a bit so she could see better. And after awhile she dropped the pretense of not looking and we just watched the porno together. I even thought about offering her one of my ear buds but she was already listening to something and a few stops later she got off and went on her way.[B][B] Anyway, it was a nice kind of sharing holiday moment[/B][/B].[/QUOTE]

    Who says Jets fans aren't classy?

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    This should be an interesting Thanksgiving. For the past 4 days I've been saddled with crippling, shooting pains down my left leg. Went to the doctor today and found out I have a bulging disk in my lower back. Now, the heavy dose anti-inflammatories are tearing through my stomach like opposing pass rushes through our o-line. So if I can bear the pain tomorrow and don't clog up my relatives' terlet, everything should be a-ok.

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    [QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4249023]Who says Jets fans aren't classy?[/QUOTE]

    I think Bushy is a chowd. As a matter of fact, iffin there was a priest sitting between the two...that would have constituted a chowd wedding.


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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;4248858]he's a recovering boozer dude:cool:[/QUOTE]

    LOLz. If anything makes me jump off the wagon it'll be the in-laws.

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    [QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4249017]I was riding home on the train tonight and some sweet young thing got on and sat in the seat next to me. I think she must have been a college student because she had a suitcase and seemed like she was heading to the airport. So she's got her head set on and she's listening to music but at some point she notices I'm watching a porno on my iPhone. I could tell cuz she glanced over and then did kind of a double take. After that she kind of turned her head like she was looking away but I could tell she was still checking out my phone. So without letting on I tilted my hand a just a bit so she could see better. And after awhile she dropped the pretense of not looking and we just watched the porno together. I even thought about offering her one of my ear buds but she was already listening to something and a few stops later she got off and went on her way. Anyway, it was a nice kind of sharing holiday moment.[/QUOTE]

    I mean... L O ****ing L. Train to where?

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    [QUOTE=FF2®;4249048]LOLz. If anything makes me jump off the wagon it'll be the in-laws.[/QUOTE]

    Why? They arent proud that their son-in-law has 125,006 posts on a NY Jets ithnerentss board?

    Heathens.

    :D

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    [QUOTE=32green;4249058]Why? They arent proud that their son-in-law has 125,006 posts on a NY Jets ithnerentss board?

    Heathens.

    :D[/QUOTE]

    Actually I'm the most successful of all their kid's spouses (how pathetic is that)?

    I can't leave FIL alone for 10 minutes. Once he "fixed" the low flow shower head in my girls bathroom so water would come out faster.:rolleyes:

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    [QUOTE=FF2®;4249062]Actually I'm the most successful of all their kid's spouses (how pathetic is that)?

    I can't leave FIL alone for 10 minutes. Once he "fixed" the low flow shower head in my girls bathroom so water would come out faster.:rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

    :D

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    [QUOTE=32green;4249058]Why? They arent proud that their son-in-law has 125,006 posts on a NY Jets ithnerentss board?

    Heathens.

    :D[/QUOTE]

    Son in law, how about instead of posting on that Jets board you start drinking again?

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    [QUOTE=32green;4248880]You appear to be maintaining an encyclopedic mental file on other Hamperites booze habits. Are you trying convince yourself you ain't a slobbering hops -Quafer? Good luck Slopester. Happy T day and pray for [B]chuckles the Fist[/B].[/QUOTE]

    Is this a drink?

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;4249077]Is this a drink?[/QUOTE]

    Yeah, but when you scarf one, you start doing a riverdance type dance move while yelling "you piddling carbon based life forms disgust me with your meat eating!!!"

    And flipping your hands around all crazy.


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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;4248305]Let each of us celebrate the splendor of our bounty. Happy Thanksgiving.

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    I totally forgot what this thread is about.

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;4248858]he's a recovering boozer dude:cool:[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=FF2®;4249048]LOLz. If anything makes me jump off the wagon it'll be the in-laws.[/QUOTE]

    Ack, sorry I had no idea (obviously).:O:(

    I assume that means other mind-altering stuff is off the table as well. What to do, what to do...

    Binge eat?:D

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    Hope you all have a great Thanksgiving. May you all be blessed!

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    I've heard you never[B] really[/B] recover, it's just a pretense.

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    [QUOTE=escamoter2;4249098]I totally forgot what this thread is about.[/QUOTE]

    I think it's about Turkey [b]BREAST[/b]..... ;)

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    [QUOTE=Big L;4248577][IMG]http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/7470/tgibin.png[/IMG]

    [IMG]http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/9914/tgibin2.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]


    Those are awesome :yes:

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    [QUOTE=Big L;4248577][IMG]http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/7470/tgibin.png[/IMG]

    [IMG]http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/9914/tgibin2.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    :D

    [QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4249017]I was riding home on the train tonight and some sweet young thing got on and sat in the seat next to me. I think she must have been a college student because she had a suitcase and seemed like she was heading to the airport. So she's got her head set on and she's listening to music but at some point she notices I'm watching a porno on my iPhone. I could tell cuz she glanced over and then did kind of a double take. After that she kind of turned her head like she was looking away but I could tell she was still checking out my phone. So without letting on I tilted my hand a just a bit so she could see better. And after awhile she dropped the pretense of not looking and we just watched the porno together. I even thought about offering her one of my ear buds but she was already listening to something and a few stops later she got off and went on her way. Anyway, it was a nice kind of sharing holiday moment.[/QUOTE]

    LMFAO!!

    Southside, this is how it's done....POSSIBLY

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    [QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4249029]This should be an interesting Thanksgiving. For the past 4 days I've been saddled with crippling, shooting pains down my left leg. Went to the doctor today and found out I have a bulging disk in my lower back. Now, the heavy dose anti-inflammatories are tearing through my stomach like opposing pass rushes through our o-line. So if I can bear the pain tomorrow and don't clog up my relatives' terlet, everything should be a-ok.[/QUOTE]

    Ugh, that sucks.
    I've been living with a bulging disk for 20 years.
    I would have parlayed this injury into a day alone on the couch.

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    [QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4249029]This should be an interesting Thanksgiving. For the past 4 days I've been saddled with crippling, shooting pains down my left leg. Went to the doctor today and found out I have a bulging disk in my lower back. Now, the heavy dose anti-inflammatories are tearing through my stomach like opposing pass rushes through our o-line. So if I can bear the pain tomorrow and don't clog up my relatives' terlet, everything should be a-ok.[/QUOTE]

    Your stomach has become Wayne Hunter. That's very sad. :(

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