You appear to be maintaining an encyclopedic mental file on other Hamperites booze habits. Are you trying convince yourself you ain't a slobbering hops -Quafer? Good luck Slopester. Happy T day and pray for chuckles the Fist.
I was riding home on the train tonight and some sweet young thing got on and sat in the seat next to me. I think she must have been a college student because she had a suitcase and seemed like she was heading to the airport. So she's got her head set on and she's listening to music but at some point she notices I'm watching a porno on my iPhone. I could tell cuz she glanced over and then did kind of a double take. After that she kind of turned her head like she was looking away but I could tell she was still checking out my phone. So without letting on I tilted my hand a just a bit so she could see better. And after awhile she dropped the pretense of not looking and we just watched the porno together. I even thought about offering her one of my ear buds but she was already listening to something and a few stops later she got off and went on her way. Anyway, it was a nice kind of sharing holiday moment.