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    stop stealing my sprem, *****es!!!

    and now for something completely different...


    [url]http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/11/23/8980012-dad-claims-twins-came-from-sperm-stolen-by-ex-girlfriend[/url]

    [QUOTE][B]Dad claims twins came from sperm stolen by ex-girlfriend
    By Stephen Dean, KPRC
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    A Houston man has launched a unique court battle, claiming his twin sons resulted from his sperm being stolen and taken to a Houston fertility clinic without his knowledge, KPRC, NBC's Houston station, reported on Tuesday.

    "Actually, I couldn't believe it could be done. I was very, very devastated," said Joe Pressil, a 36-year-old telecommunications manager.

    "I couldn't believe that this fertility clinic could actually do this without my consent, or without my even being there," he told KPRC.

    Pressil said he hadn't considered having a family, and his religious beliefs would never allow him to visit a fertility clinic or participate in any form of artificial insemination. Yet three months after he broke up with his girlfriend, she became pregnant with his sperm at the Advanced Fertility Center of Texas on the Katy Freeway near Beltway 8.

    In his lawsuit, Pressil said he found out about the plot when a receipt arrived in the mail, listing him as the patient.

    "Pressil was listed as the 'patient' on the receipt even though he had never been to (the clinic) nor ever sought treatment for male infertility," according to his lawsuit.

    His ex-girlfriend gave birth to twin boys and then sued him for child support. She was granted that child support after blood tests confirmed Pressil was the father.

    Pressil said his ex-girlfriend always claimed she was unable to have children due to a medical condition involving fibroids. He also said she claimed that her condition required a certain sort of condom be used during sex. Now, in hindsight, he said that seems suspicious.

    "I did notice a little bit because she would take the condom and ask me to discard it. And usually, a male would discard their own property, but she would always take the condom and she would run off out of the room and I just didn't think anything of it. And I didn't think that anyone could use a condom and bring it to a clinic to get an in vitro," he said.

    An attorney representing the Advanced Fertility Center and Omni-Med Laboratories, Danny Sheena, called the lawsuit "suspect" and "disingenuous."
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    Women were following me as I sauntered down the boulevard in my new JI tee shirt.

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    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;4250173]Women were following me as I sauntered down the boulevard in my new JI tee shirt.[/QUOTE]


    :huh:



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    His religious beliefs won't allow him to go to a fertility clinic but they allow him to have sexual relations with his girlfriend.......

    I think I'm calling BS on that one.

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    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;4250173]Women were following me as I sauntered down the boulevard in my new JI tee shirt.[/QUOTE]

    Because...the shirt was covered in sperm?

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;4250206]Because...the shirt was covered in sperm?[/QUOTE]

    they thought it was sauerkraut...

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    [QUOTE=southside;4250199]His religious beliefs won't allow him to go to a fertility clinic but they allow him to have sexual relations with his girlfriend.......

    I think I'm calling BS on that one.[/QUOTE]

    Jealous he got laid?

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    [QUOTE=Dimitri_0515;4250261]Jealous he got laid?[/QUOTE]

    He didn't get laid. His sperm got laid.

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    [QUOTE=quantum;4250230]they thought it was sauerkraut...[/QUOTE]

    i can't stop laughing

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