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Thread: Mark Sanchez: Across your radio dial...

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    Mark Sanchez: Across your radio dial...

    Mark Sanchez has now had several regular season game winning drives with less than 2 minutes remaining in 4th quarters in which the team is down and needs a score -- OR when the game is in overtime. In my recollection, here is the list of them:

    2010 @ Den
    2010 @ Det
    2010 @ Cle
    2010 vs. Hou
    2011 vs. Buf

    What is similar about all of these? Schitty playcalling? Well, obviously.

    Holmes jogging? Probably

    Westhoff needing to STFU? Perhaps

    Sanchez' injured shoulder/leg/ego/pouty body language? Likely.

    I've heard all these theories, and more, discussed in the thorough and exceedingly well-articulated discourse of this evening on JetsInsiderô.

    Unfortunately, it's a lot more obvious than any of the above.

    Unless I'm missing something, [B]every single Sanchez regular season game winning drive when the team is trailing late or when in OT has occurred when the Jets are moving from left to right across your television.[/B]

    It's that simple folks. Think back. Put our boy Mark with the cameras facing his good side, and he's money in the clutch. Cameras the other way? Forget the 2 minute drill, just give the damn ball to the #3 CB on the other team, Mark's already in the locker room.

    This revelation, coupled with the Schotty reverse-vampire theory, goes a long way towards explaining the offense.

    [img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lemkdyfPaq1qdoghio1_500.png[/img]

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    holee **** hes right

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    .....


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    my God... :eek:

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    Whaaaaat????????:eek:

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    You

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    The real clutchness of the detroit game was in the 4th quarter, not OT. Sanchez went from right to left to tie the game up.

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    The only game that wasnt is against IND in the playoffs.

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    [IMG]http://img.techpowerup.org/100329/mother-of-god-super-troopers.jpg[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=Astoria;4254725]Mark Sanchez has now had several regular season game winning drives with less than 2 minutes remaining in 4th quarters in which the team is down and needs a score -- OR when the game is in overtime. In my recollection, here is the list of them:

    2010 @ Den
    2010 @ Det
    2010 @ Cle
    2010 vs. Hou
    2011 vs. Buf

    What is similar about all of these? Schitty playcalling? Well, obviously.

    Holmes jogging? Probably

    Westhoff needing to STFU? Perhaps

    Sanchez' injured shoulder/leg/ego/pouty body language? Likely.

    I've heard all these theories, and more, discussed in the thorough and exceedingly well-articulated discourse of this evening on JetsInsiderô.

    Unfortunately, it's a lot more obvious than any of the above.

    Unless I'm missing something, [B]every single Sanchez regular season game winning drive when the team is trailing late or when in OT has occurred when the Jets are moving from left to right across your television.[/B]

    It's that simple folks. Think back. Put our boy Mark with the cameras facing his good side, and he's money in the clutch. Cameras the other way? Forget the 2 minute drill, just give the damn ball to the #3 CB on the other team, Mark's already in the locker room.

    This revelation, coupled with the Schotty reverse-vampire theory, goes a long way towards explaining the offense.

    [img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lemkdyfPaq1qdoghio1_500.png[/img][/QUOTE]

    LOL, Cool Story Bro

    And In Indy in the Playoffs the Jets moved from right to left.

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    that explains the AFCCG in pittsburgh..

    the opening drive.

    the 4th and goal stop.

    the last drive that we never got a chance to have because we couldnt get Pitt off the field on 3rd down.



    ...all right to left.

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    dump :beatchair

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    The winning TD against San Diego his rookie year in the playoffs was left to right as well.

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    [QUOTE=CV 40;4254734]The only game that wasnt is against IND in the playoffs.[/QUOTE]

    you mean the one that mattered most?

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    So two playoff games he goes left to right and in the regular season he is going from right to left.:eek:

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    In the playoffs, much like in the southern hemisphere, it flows [I]backwards[/I]

    [img]http://www.hwdyk.com/q/images/bartvsaustralia_08.jpg[/img]

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    Wednesday is Sunday at Carvel

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    Dallas was left to right (technically a gw drive)

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    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;4254737][IMG]http://img.techpowerup.org/100329/mother-of-god-super-troopers.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    just spit out my drink.

    :clapper::clapper::applause::applause::clapper::clapper:

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