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    [QUOTE=Blacksmurf;4270569]All women are crazy. The trick is to find out how much crazy you can handle. Every man has his own threshold for how much and what type of crazy he can or is willing to deal with.[/QUOTE]

    I'd say this is accurate.

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    [QUOTE=PlumberKhan;4270616]A guy marrying a girl for money?

    LMFAO!!
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    It's called a dual income family. It's a wonderful way to live. Could have married the spoiled hottie who would sit at home while I went to work. Decided to be smarter than that. Instead of struggling on my $400K salary, we can live comfortably on $750K.

    SAR I
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    [QUOTE=SAR I;4270642]Instead of struggling on my $400K salary...[/QUOTE]

    Perhaps you should have shacked up with a financial adviser. Struggling on 400k without a Sheen-sized cocaine addiction is worrisome.

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    [QUOTE=PlumberKhan;4270652]Perhaps you should have shacked up with a financial adviser. Struggling on 400k without a Sheen-sized cocaine addiction is worrisome.[/QUOTE]

    I'd have OD'd long ago with that kind of money...

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    [QUOTE=Blacksmurf;4270569]All women are crazy. The trick is to find out how much crazy you can handle. Every man has his own threshold for how much and what type of crazy he can or is willing to deal with.[/QUOTE]

    Forget the plus' I'm going x10 on that. My threshold must be pretty high b/c my wife is delared crazy by the state. No kidding. I sent her to a friends for the weekend so that I could have a break from crazy.

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    [QUOTE=skippy1999;4270564]K as a woman I can tell you that the men I meet are too stupid to understand women and therefore think they're crazy when in fact the truth is, men are just stupid.

    Now then, I haven't posted here in awhile but I've of course looked in here and I have to ask, what happened to Ham? :confused:[/QUOTE]

    The women are smarter, at least the smart ones.

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    My last 2 relationships, the girl said they were from money, went to private schools, rode equestrian, blah blah blah, then upon further review, well my family has money, just not "my family" these were 2 girls from different parts of the country, but both the same, bat shyt crazy.

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    [QUOTE=1greenNUT;4270658]I'd have OD'd long ago with that kind of money...[/QUOTE]

    lol...me too. But it would have been a helluva weekend :yes:

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    [QUOTE=GronkWelkhead;4270618]What a great lesson for your young son. I can just imagine you sitting in front of the fireplace this holiday season explaining how you only married his " homely" mother for her money, and that you regularly pay hookers for sex. Heartwarming that.[/QUOTE]

    When the time is right, I'll let him know the deal.

    I wish my father would have told me that there's no such thing as love, that you marry for future earnings potential, and that with money you can lease all the hotties you want for $500 in any city in America.

    It would have saved me an entire junior high and high school filled with angst and longing for girls that I couldn't get and, it turns out, I really didn't want or need.

    SAR I

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    [QUOTE=SAR I;4270805]When the time is right, I'll let him know the deal.

    I wish my father would have told me that there's no such thing as love, that you marry for future earnings potential, and that with money you can lease all the hotties you want for $500 in any city in America.

    It would have saved me an entire junior high and high school filled with angst and longing for girls that I couldn't get and, it turns out, I really didn't want or need.

    SAR I[/QUOTE]

    Troll Brilliance, Best Brilliance?

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    [QUOTE=SAR I;4270615]Answers:

    1. All men lease. What, you think we'd be satisfied with only being able to have intercourse with the same woman for life, and a 45-75 year old at that? Never being able to pound a 19 year old again? There's a reason they call it the world's oldest profession. Others will deny they do it. They're lying.

    SAR I[/QUOTE]

    I've never been with a hooker (no lie); tell me what it's like. Is the sex actually better than with a wife that loves you, trusts you, partners in a marriage with you? I'm not trying to belittle you; it just seems odd to go outside the marriage for something so impersonal. It seems to me that if a man needs strange sex, divorce the wife and chase all they want. By the way, I've been married for 14 years, never cheated and I'm a very satisfied man! :yes:

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    The ones truly crazy are those who prefer and/or date "bad boys". Not crazy that they prefer 'em but batsh1t crazy when they later whine about how they were mistreated/cheated on. These chicks are either masochists or delusional in thinking they are soooo special to the point that they can "change" a guy.

    See Sandra Bullock and kat VonDirtbag. Somewhere Jesse James laughs...

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    [QUOTE=Warfish;4270834]Troll Brilliance, Best Brilliance?[/QUOTE]

    Just "brilliance" I guess. Some of the most important things I've learned in life right here in this tread.

    SAR I

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    [QUOTE=gcherd;4270850]I've never been with a hooker (no lie); tell me what it's like. Is the sex actually better than with a wife that loves you, trusts you, partners in a marriage with you? I'm not trying to belittle you; it just seems odd to go outside the marriage for something so impersonal. It seems to me that if a man needs strange sex, divorce the wife and chase all they want. By the way, I've been married for 14 years, never cheated and I'm a very satisfied man! [/QUOTE]

    You ever masturbate to porn?

    It's like that, except it's live. Very simple concept. Just a more expensive version of that ratty High Society magazine you used to hang with in 1983.

    Some of us get more concerned as we get older that we'll never be able to have something young again. I'd argue that the knowledge that that's still there, still possible, keeps a marriage very sound, very much on an even keel. No midlife crisis if you never have to face a world with only midlife women.

    SAR I

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    [QUOTE=SAR I;4270937]You ever masturbate to porn?

    It's like that, except it's live. Very simple concept. Just a more expensive version of that ratty High Society magazine you used to hang with in 1983.
    [/QUOTE]

    Ah yes the trusty skin mags. That's when you had to work to obtain Fappage material...whippersnappers nowadays can just hit the google and voolah.

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    [QUOTE=PatriotReign;4270946]Ah yes the trusty skin mags. That's when you had to work to obtain Fappage material...whippersnappers nowadays can just hit the google and voolah.[/QUOTE]

    A right of passage from days gone by...working up the courage to by a nudie mag. :yes:

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    [QUOTE=ten-not-done;4270771][IMG]http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n525/dash7man/TfOQk.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    How is this gem being overlooked by SAR's prostitute monologue? This was hysterical.

    My favorite is when a girl randomly says, "What are you thinking right now?". Usually, my response is, "Right now, I'm thinking wtf did you just ask me such a stupid question."

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    [QUOTE=SAR I;4270937]You ever masturbate to porn?

    SAR I[/QUOTE]

    Not since noon today. My refractory period has lengthened as I have aged. :(

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