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    Casino party tonight.

    Single table party. Just me working. 3-Card Poker, with option to convert to Blackjack. Easy money. Dozen or so MILFs, "girls night." They want me to drink with them.

    This could be awesome.

    POSSIBLY.

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    Did you pm southside for hints on meeting (and talking) wiz da womens?

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    [QUOTE=The Boston Patriot;4270891]Did you pm southside for hints on meeting (and talking) wiz da womens?[/QUOTE]

    Dude, my worst crash and burn vs. his best night makes me look like friggin Casanova.

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    Don't forget to post the link to the live webcam feed.


    Gracias muchacho :cool:

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    [QUOTE=shakin318;4270894]Dude, my worst crash and burn vs. his best night makes me look like friggin Casanova.[/QUOTE]

    Pics or it didn't happen. Back of head pics don't count.

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    [QUOTE=The Boston Patriot;4270927]Pics or it didn't happen. Back of head pics don't count.[/QUOTE]

    LOLZ

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    [QUOTE=The Boston Patriot;4270927]Pics or it didn't happen. [B]Back of head pics don't count.[/B][/QUOTE]

    Not if it involves leaving a deposit the shape of Hawaii in the middle of her back.

    _

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    We paid a girl dealer at our home game $100 each to deal topless the whole night. You should try to get the same deal.

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    Must have been some night. He's MIA, lolz.


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    Here's a preview of the Milf photos he'll be posting here for us














































































































































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    [img]http://www.pokerchestblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/old-folks-poker.jpg[/img]

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    Not a bad looking bunch, a couple of real hotties. Guzzled about a half-dozen Blue Moons and a few shots of Goldschlager (I had no idea they were still making that crap -- talk about an '80s throwback party). Threw in some clever double-entendres and innuendo, had a lot of laughs and probably could have gotten it wet if not for the whole being married thing. Easy money, great tip, picked up a couple new jobs.

    Let the lame ghey jokes begin.

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    [QUOTE=shakin318;4273370]and a few shots of Goldschlager [/QUOTE]

    you should have referred to it as GoldSchlonger. I bet you would have got laid.

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    [QUOTE=shakin318;4273370]Not a bad looking bunch, a couple of real hotties. Guzzled about a half-dozen Blue Moons and a few shots of Goldschlager (I had no idea they were still making that crap -- talk about an '80s throwback party). Threw in some clever [B][SIZE="2"]double-entendres and innuendo, [/SIZE][/B]had a lot of laughs and probably could have gotten it wet if not for the whole being married thing. Easy money, great tip, picked up a couple new jobs.

    Let the lame ghey jokes begin.[/QUOTE]

    What are these things you speak of?

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;4274486]you should have referred to it as GoldSchlonger. I bet you would have got laid.[/QUOTE]

    I say, that was quite clever, old chap! I wish I would have been so cheeky. Mmmmyess, yess.

    [IMG]http://lh3.ggpht.com/nutsalad/SLYTjvBihXI/AAAAAAAAAT0/YWp4B7NJDLs/not%2010%5B3%5D.jpg[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=shakin318;4270881]Single table party. Just me working. 3-Card Poker, with option to convert to Blackjack. Easy money. Dozen or so MILFs, "girls night." They want me to drink with them.

    This could be awesome.

    POSSIBLY.[/QUOTE]


    :alien::alien:

    Yeah baaaaaaabay!!!!!

    Whooooooooooooooooooooooo

    Bangarama

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!



    [QUOTE=shakin318;4273370] probably could have gotten it wet if not for the whole being married thing. [/QUOTE]


    :huh:










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    Let me get this straight.

    From the very start....there was no chance of you doing anything....because you are married.

    Correct?

    Correct.

    Then why set us up with that suggestive, [I]"live vicariously through Shakin, Beeatches!!!!!!" [/I] first post?


    Dude.



    :steamin:


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    I was just pumped about the possibility of some elbow tit. I'm sorry if you interpreted my pathetic anticipation as something sweatier and louder.

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    [QUOTE=shakin318;4274587]I was just pumped about the possibility of some elbow tit. I'm sorry if you interpreted my pathetic anticipation as something sweatier and louder.[/QUOTE]

    :D

    Hit Walmart iffin you are looking for elbow tit.

    You got your knee tit, hand arse..a cornacopia of overflowing, dimpled flesh in the first stages of burst-rot.

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    What time does the casino party start?

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    Post #20 in this thread and still no pics of the alleged hotness attending this event.














    Color me non-plussed.:rolleyes:

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