Page 2 of 3 FirstFirst 123 LastLast
Results 21 to 40 of 58

Thread: GFY, Lexus & Their 'December TO Remember'

  1. #21
    All League
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Location
    It's all relative
    Posts
    4,273
    Quote Originally Posted by JetPotato View Post
    Next month, I have to get my wife a new muffler for her 2001 Ford Taurus. I like to think of it as a "January for the Ordinary".
    LMAO!

  2. #22
    Veteran
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Posts
    1,521
    Quote Originally Posted by JetPotato View Post
    Next month, I have to get my wife a new muffler for her 2001 Ford Taurus. I like to think of it as a "January for the Ordinary".
    How about "Jet Potato's Winter of Discontent"?

  3. #23
    Hall Of Fame
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    Location
    Bergen County, NJ
    Posts
    20,096
    This one, for me, is the most detestable. It's as if the chick is admitting "well, my boyfriend is a ghey, might as well get him a white car."

    Seriously, look at this tool with his goofy face and scrawny neck.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6sMZ-hiTOU
    _

  4. #24
    JetsInsider.com Legend
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    (┌・。・)┌ lolgfy
    Posts
    33,211
    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    This one, for me, is the most detestable. It's as if the chick is admitting "well, my boyfriend is a ghey, might as well get him a white car."

    Seriously, look at this tool with his goofy face and scrawny neck.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6sMZ-hiTOU
    _

    LMAO @ teh 'white car' references....I didn't even catch that at first...ghey fembot hipster doofus...

  5. #25
    Veteran
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Posts
    1,521
    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    This one, for me, is the most detestable. It's as if the chick is admitting "well, my boyfriend is a ghey, might as well get him a white car."

    Seriously, look at this tool with his goofy face and scrawny neck.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6sMZ-hiTOU
    _
    Girl: "Ready for your present?"

    Guy (Grinning Like a Moronic Dick): "Yeah"..."Okay".

    Never a person more worthy of facial/cranial slapping and punching in the history of the known cosmos.

  6. #26
    Board Moderator
    Jets Insider VIP
    Charter JI Member

    Join Date
    May 1999
    Location
    State Location Here
    Posts
    8,501
    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    This one, for me, is the most detestable. It's as if the chick is admitting "well, my boyfriend is a ghey, might as well get him a white car."

    Seriously, look at this tool with his goofy face and scrawny neck.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6sMZ-hiTOU
    _
    Exactly.

    "Hey dickwad, Merry Christmas. You're going to remember this December for the next 6 years, at 6.75% interest -- long after your dingbat twatt gf leaves your skinny azz for Raoul the gardener."

  7. #27
    Hall Of Fame
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Posts
    10,532
    My stripper GF just bought me a Lexus for Christmas!!!!

    This is awesome!!!

  8. #28
    Hall Of Fame
    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Location
    LI
    Posts
    20,857
    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    LOL. Check the amazing body on the Latina Mom in this one. Wow.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCUIDNlcpHE
    you could bang her on the hood

  9. #29
    Hall Of Fame
    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Location
    LI
    Posts
    20,857
    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    My stripper GF just bought me a white Lexus for Christmas!!!!

    This is awesome!!!
    No rallye stripes =big time ghey.

  10. #30
    All Pro
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    Long Island, NY
    Posts
    7,571
    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    My stripper GF just bought me a Lexus for Christmas!!!!

    This is awesome!!!
    Welcome to Fantasy Island!


  11. #31
    Hall Of Fame
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Posts
    10,532
    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    Welcome to Fantasy Island!

    LMAOTROROOROR!

    This was pure win!

  12. #32
    Hall of Fame
    Charter JI Member

    Join Date
    May 1999
    Location
    Borgo's House
    Posts
    4,601
    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    My wife goes ballistic every time these spots appear on TV, which is virtually non-stop. She hates that one in particular because of horrendous sound design. If you watch the end, the actress should inhale as she exclaims, "Huh". Instead, the editor has her exhaling.

    As for me, I find the commercials annoying, but am always immediately overtaken by the desire to "F" each of the three actresses I mentioned above, especially the one with the short hair.
    I was going to make a point about the bizarre audio track, but given its orgasmic nature, felt it best not to critique... But your wife and I are on the same page.

    I also want to smack those litttle kids in the face. But that's just me.

  13. #33
    Veteran
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Posts
    1,521
    Quote Originally Posted by Traitor Jay & the Woodies View Post
    I was going to make a point about the bizarre audio track, but given its orgasmic nature, felt it best not to critique... But your wife and I are on the same page.

    I also want to smack those litttle kids in the face. But that's just me.
    The little boy looks like a Honduran version of Mr. Spock.

  14. #34
    Hall Of Fame
    Join Date
    Oct 2011
    Location
    New York
    Posts
    21,208
    LOL. You guys do realize it is just a commercial.

    And yes, some people do actually get cars as gifts.

    +1 For the class warfare.

  15. #35
    Hall of Fame
    Charter JI Member

    Join Date
    May 1999
    Location
    Borgo's House
    Posts
    4,601
    Quote Originally Posted by DDNYjets View Post
    LOL. You guys do realize it is just a commercial.

    And yes, some people do actually get cars as gifts.

    +1 For the class warfare.
    It's a good thing that all of these people getting Lexus' as christmas gifts like the color of the vehicle that they received. I wonder what the Lexus exchange policy is like these days.

  16. #36
    Veteran
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Posts
    1,521
    Quote Originally Posted by DDNYjets View Post
    LOL. You guys do realize it is just a commercial.

    And yes, some people do actually get cars as gifts.

    +1 For the class warfare.
    I'm soon-to-be 55 years-old. I have never known--or heard of--anyone who received a car, especially one as expensive as a Lexus, as a Christmas gift.

    Quote Originally Posted by Traitor Jay & the Woodies View Post
    It's a good thing that all of these people getting Lexus' as christmas gifts like the color of the vehicle that they received. I wonder what the Lexus exchange policy is like these days.
    LOL. Without Lexus' Christmas gift business, the once-thriving gargantuan Christmas present bow business would be all but a memory.

  17. #37
    Board Moderator
    Jets Insider VIP
    Charter JI Member

    Join Date
    May 1999
    Posts
    5,665
    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    This one, for me, is the most detestable. It's as if the chick is admitting "well, my boyfriend is a ghey, might as well get him a white car."

    Seriously, look at this tool with his goofy face and scrawny neck.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6sMZ-hiTOU
    _
    White isn't a bad color, depending on the car. The guy is a massive tool but on that quick glance the car isn't terrible. I didn't know Lexus makes a sporty hatchback.

  18. #38
    All League
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Location
    It's all relative
    Posts
    4,273
    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    I'm soon-to-be 55 years-old. I have never known--or heard of--anyone who received a car, especially one as expensive as a Lexus, as a Christmas gift.
    Me neither, Borgo. We must be low class, and get Jelly of the Month Club instead of cars.

  19. #39
    Veteran
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Posts
    1,521
    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    Me neither, Borgo. We must be low class, and get Jelly of the Month Club instead of cars.
    LOL. One year, someone went all out actually gave me a bunch of Lotto tickets. Surprise, I didn't win.

  20. #40
    All Pro
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    Long Island, NY
    Posts
    7,571
    I really don't play the lottery often. Few times a year when it's really high and I even think of it. But there is no way I would ever give a ticket to somebody because admittedly, I would not be happy if they one millions but instead pissed that i gave it away.

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Follow Us