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    JI given reigns by Woody

    Woody Johnson has decided to give up his control of the team to JI posters. I have compiled the consensus over the past 48 hours and the following changes will be made, in some order of demand:

    1. Schotty fired then fired again just to be safe.
    2. Sanchez will be traded for a 4th round pick
    3. Rex fired.
    4. Holmes released
    5. Tannenbaum fired (because he is the reason nobody mentions to blame even though everyone mentions him)
    6. Wayne Hunter axed.
    7. Sean Greene traded for a sixth round conditional pick.
    8. Rest of the OL, sans Mangold, cut, released, fired or burned at the stake.
    9. All safeties goodbye
    10. McElroy named starter.
    11. Folk and Connelly released.
    12. Plex gone.
    13. Bart Scott sent to WWE.
    14. Anyone else on the roster not named Harris, Mangold or Revis will not be back next season.

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    [QUOTE=fivewide;4294495]Woody Johnson has decided to give up his control of the team to JI posters. I have compiled the consensus over the past 48 hours and the following changes will be made, in some order of demand:

    1. Schotty fired then fired again just to be safe.
    2. Sanchez will be traded for a 4th round pick
    3. Rex fired.
    4. Holmes released
    5. Tannenbaum fired (because he is the reason nobody mentions to blame even though everyone mentions him)
    6. Wayne Hunter axed.
    7. Sean Greene traded for a sixth round conditional pick.
    8. Rest of the OL, sans Mangold, cut, released, fired or burned at the stake.
    9. All safeties goodbye
    10. McElroy named starter.
    11. Folk and Connelly released.
    12. Plex gone.
    13. Bart Scott sent to WWE.
    14. Anyone else on the roster not named Harris, Mangold or Revis will not be back next season.[/QUOTE]

    Pretty funny stuff. You forgot that Joe Namath is to be wacked for telling the truth.

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    [QUOTE=fivewide;4294495]Woody Johnson has decided to give up his control of the team to JI posters. I have compiled the consensus over the past 48 hours and the following changes will be made, in some order of demand:

    1. Schotty fired then fired again just to be safe.
    2. Sanchez will be traded for a 4th round pick
    3. Rex fired.
    4. Holmes released
    5. Tannenbaum fired (because he is the reason nobody mentions to blame even though everyone mentions him)
    6. Wayne Hunter axed.
    7. Sean Greene traded for a sixth round conditional pick.
    8. Rest of the OL, sans Mangold, cut, released, fired or burned at the stake.
    9. All safeties goodbye
    10. McElroy named starter.
    11. Folk and Connelly released.
    12. Plex gone.
    13. Bart Scott sent to WWE.
    14. Anyone else on the roster not named Harris, Mangold or Revis will not be back next season.[/QUOTE]


    You forgot #15 - the Jets will trade Kevin O'Connell and Nick Bellore to Indy for Andrew Luck

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    [QUOTE=fivewide;4294495]Woody Johnson has decided to give up his control of the team to JI posters. I have compiled the consensus over the past 48 hours and the following changes will be made, in some order of demand:

    1. Schotty fired then fired again just to be safe.
    2. Sanchez will be traded for a 4th round pick
    3. Rex fired.
    4. Holmes released
    5. Tannenbaum fired (because he is the reason nobody mentions to blame even though everyone mentions him)
    6. Wayne Hunter axed.
    7. Sean Greene traded for a sixth round conditional pick.
    8. Rest of the OL, sans Mangold, cut, released, fired or burned at the stake.
    9. All safeties goodbye
    10. McElroy named starter.
    11. Folk and Connelly released.
    12. Plex gone.
    13. Bart Scott sent to WWE.
    14. Anyone else on the roster not named Harris, Mangold or Revis will not be back next season.[/QUOTE]

    freakin hillarious:D

    I would add we make tom moore full time OC and sign payton
    for 50 mil:D

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    [QUOTE=C Mart;4294500]You forgot #15 - the Jets will trade Kevin O'Connell and Nick Bellore to Indy for Andrew Luck[/QUOTE]

    #16. Re-Sign Braylon Edwards and have him wear a shirt with the words "Limo Lady is my biggest fan"


    :D

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    You forgot to mention Namath being hired as PR rep and official voice for the franchise, plus qb's coach ( and Anchor) for some poor qb who's got better numbers than JWN ever dreamed of having.

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    Five wide one of my favorite posters on jetsinsider!

    Great post

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    [QUOTE=rememberthetitans;4294524]freakin hillarious:D

    I would add we make tom moore full time OC and [B]sign payton[/B]
    [B]for 50 mil[/B]:D[/QUOTE]

    And Peyton will take one snap as an NYJ QB...then sail off with his debilitated neck injury...into the sunset...with his boatload of guaranteed Mil$$$$:yes:

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    Thanks for the laugh.... This has been a depressing 48hrs

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    I'd let LaDainian stay if he wants

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    [QUOTE=fivewide;4294495]Woody Johnson has decided to give up his control of the team to JI posters. I have compiled the consensus over the past 48 hours and the following changes will be made, in some order of demand:

    1. Schotty fired then fired again just to be safe.
    2. Sanchez will be traded for a 4th round pick
    3. Rex fired.
    4. Holmes released
    5. Tannenbaum fired (because he is the reason nobody mentions to blame even though everyone mentions him)
    6. Wayne Hunter axed.
    7. Sean Greene traded for a sixth round conditional pick.
    8. Rest of the OL, sans Mangold, cut, released, fired or burned at the stake.
    9. All safeties goodbye
    10. McElroy named starter.
    11. Folk and Connelly released.
    12. Plex gone.
    13. Bart Scott sent to WWE.
    14. Anyone else on the roster not named Harris, Mangold or Revis will not be back next season.[/QUOTE]

    kool story Bro! but you forgot #15 get Peyton Manning to sign
    with the Jets.

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    You forgot allowing season ticket holders to lease PSLs. :D

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    I AM READY TO ACCEPT MY NEW POSITION AS PRESIDENT OF THE JETS.
    EVERYONE (EXCEPT WOODY) REPORTS TO ME.

    1. SCHOTTY IS GONE
    2. I LIKE SANCHEZ, BUT THIS IS A BUSINESS, & HE IS GONE FOR A TOP DRAFT PICK.
    3. ERIC SMITH IS GONE CUZ HE SUCKS.
    4. REX GETS AN EXTENSION.
    5. BART SCOTT IS GONE FOR A HIGH DRAFT PICK.
    6.OUR #1 DRAFT PICK , PLUS THE SANCHEZ PICK & THE SCOTT PICK ARE TRADED FOR A GOOD YOUNG QB.
    7. OUR SECOND ROUND PICK IS A BIG SOLID OL.
    8. OUR 3RD THRU 7TH PICKS ARE BUNDLED WITH ERIC SMITH FOR THE BEST PASS RUSHER LEFT IN EARLY ROUND THREE.
    9. SUPER BOWL NEXT YEAR.

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    [QUOTE=Baddniss;4294627]I AM READY TO ACCEPT MY NEW POSITION AS PRESIDENT OF THE JETS.
    EVERYONE (EXCEPT WOODY) REPORTS TO ME.

    1. SCHOTTY IS GONE
    2. I LIKE SANCHEZ, BUT THIS IS A BUSINESS, & HE IS GONE FOR A TOP DRAFT PICK.
    3. ERIC SMITH IS GONE CUZ HE SUCKS.
    4. REX GETS AN EXTENSION.
    5. BART SCOTT IS GONE FOR A HIGH DRAFT PICK.
    6.OUR #1 DRAFT PICK , PLUS THE SANCHEZ PICK & THE SCOTT PICK ARE TRADED FOR A GOOD YOUNG QB.
    7. OUR SECOND ROUND PICK IS A BIG SOLID OL.
    8. OUR 3RD THRU 7TH PICKS ARE BUNDLED WITH ERIC SMITH FOR THE BEST PASS RUSHER LEFT IN EARLY ROUND THREE.
    9. SUPER BOWL NEXT YEAR.[/QUOTE]


    All that new talent will become mishandled dogs under the same sucky instructors.

    Revamp the staff or expect the same results.

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    [QUOTE=fivewide;4294495]Woody Johnson has decided to give up his control of the team to JI posters. I have compiled the consensus over the past 48 hours and the following changes will be made, in some order of demand:
    [B]
    1. Schotty fired then fired again just to be safe.[/B]
    2. Sanchez will be traded for a 4th round pick
    3. Rex fired.
    4. Holmes released
    5. Tannenbaum fired (because he is the reason nobody mentions to blame even though everyone mentions him)
    [B]6. Wayne Hunter axed.[/B]
    7. Sean Greene traded for a sixth round conditional pick.
    8. Rest of the OL, sans Mangold, cut, released, fired or burned at the stake.
    [B]9. All safeties goodbye[/B]
    10. McElroy named starter.
    [B]11. Folk and Connelly released.
    12. Plex gone.
    13. Bart Scott sent to WWE.[/B]
    14. Anyone else on the roster not named Harris, Mangold or Revis will not be back next season.[/QUOTE]

    The bolded parts should 100% for sure happen.

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    #13 is my favorite lol

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    [QUOTE=IM3;4294541]Five wide one of my favorite posters on jetsinsider!

    Great post[/QUOTE]
    There's the JI kiss of death right there.

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    [QUOTE=fivewide;4294495]Woody Johnson has decided to give up his control of the team to JI posters. I have compiled the consensus over the past 48 hours and the following changes will be made, in some order of demand:

    [B]1. Schotty fired then fired again just to be safe[/B].
    2. Sanchez will be traded for a 4th round pick
    3. Rex fired.
    4. Holmes released
    5. Tannenbaum fired (because he is the reason nobody mentions to blame even though everyone mentions him)
    [B]6. Wayne Hunter axed[/B].
    [B]7. Sean Greene traded for a sixth round conditional pick[/B].
    8. Rest of the OL, sans Mangold, cut, released, fired or burned at the stake.
    [B]9. All safeties goodbye[/B]
    10. McElroy named starter.
    [B]11. Folk and Connelly released[/B].
    [B]12. Plex gone[/B].
    13. Bart Scott sent to WWE.
    14. Anyone else on the roster not named Harris, Mangold or Revis will not be back next season.[/QUOTE]

    The bolded parts aren't too far off.

    By the way, it's [B]Shonn [/B]Greene, [B]Plax [/B]and [B]Conley[/B].

    Greene is not a feature back. Anyone who believes that is delusional at this point. A sixth is a bit low but a 4th seems more realistic. That's an area the Jets need to upgrade IMO.

    I wouldn't mind having Plax back as long as the Jets bring in a #1 or #1a. Someone to stretch the field. Otherwise, I won't lose any sleep if he's gone.

    Folk and Conley define suck. They both should be gone. Seriously.

    The Jets need TWO new starting safeties. Leonhard is done IMO as a starter. I chose to leave out the word "effective" before starter to be polite. I really don't feel he's been that effective since he's been a Jet. Perhaps because he's had crap at the FS position and misses Ed Reed. But nonetheless, he's done as a starter.

    Wayne Hunter? That's a no-brainer.

    Thank you all for your time.

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    [QUOTE=fivewide;4294495]Woody Johnson has decided to give up his control of the team to JI posters. I have compiled the consensus over the past 48 hours and the following changes will be made, in some order of demand:

    1. Schotty fired then fired again just to be safe.
    2. Sanchez will be traded for a 4th round pick
    3. Rex fired.
    4. Holmes released
    5. Tannenbaum fired (because he is the reason nobody mentions to blame even though everyone mentions him)
    6. Wayne Hunter axed.
    7. Sean Greene traded for a sixth round conditional pick.
    8. Rest of the OL, sans Mangold, cut, released, fired or burned at the stake.
    9. All safeties goodbye
    10. McElroy named starter.
    11. Folk and Connelly released.
    12. Plex gone.
    13. Bart Scott sent to WWE.
    14. Anyone else on the roster not named Harris, Mangold or Revis will not be back next season.[/QUOTE]
    Pretty funny dude shocked first time ive come across your humor
    [QUOTE=C Mart;4294500]You forgot #15 - the Jets will trade Kevin O'Connell and Nick Bellore to Indy for Andrew Luck[/QUOTE]
    Was this a serious suggestion from someone?
    [QUOTE=Jordy;4298041]There's the JI kiss of death right there.[/QUOTE]

    You have have always been one of my favorite posters on this site ;)

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    Missed this over the holidays, but good work.

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