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Thread: F*rting in the stadium, should it be banned?

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    F*rting in the stadium, should it be banned?

    I mean forget the drunks and the trash and the loud music, farting in the parking lot and worse in the stadium is what really ticks me off

    It's all because of the beans and other garbage those darn tailgaters consume. We have rights just like the no smoking no transfat no football tossers do and it's time we stood up to be heard!
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    you can say farting.

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    Obvious Joke Thread is Obvious.

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    Sniff this dude.

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    Thread = fail

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vin
    Obvious Joke Thread is Obvious.


    Alas, there is no obviousisity with personal methane. Those gas thugs get away with sharing their matchless brand, causing US to suffer their noxious, malodorous indifference.


    Such apaTHHHHAAATy.


    oops

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    I made a thread similar to this and it was dumpd.... But this one is
    ok???

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    Quote Originally Posted by neevsmazda07 View Post
    I made a thread similar to this and it was dumpd.... But this one is
    ok???
    Uhh....Who said it's okay?


    This one is Dumpster-bound too.


    Just give it time before 32green and company send it on its merry way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by neevsmazda07 View Post
    I made a thread similar to this and it was dumpd.... But this one is
    ok???
    agree dumps are even worse. If you can't control your bowels stay home and stop making the portapottys unusuable!

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    Quote Originally Posted by neevsmazda07 View Post
    I made a thread similar to this and it was dumpd.... But this one is
    ok???
    Fair enough; I thought it was a humorous counter to the jets season tickets thread. Some relevance; I can dump this no prob

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    Quote Originally Posted by JetsNeedNewton View Post
    I mean forget the drunks and the trash and the loud music, farting in the parking lot and worse in the stadium is what really ticks me off

    It's all because of the beans and other garbage those darn tailgaters consume. We have rights just like the no smoking no transfat no football tossers do and it's time we stood up to be heard!
    I would support a partial ban, limited to domed stadiums when the roof is closed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    Fair enough; I thought it was a humorous counter to the jets season tickets thread. Some relevance; I can dump this no prob
    That's fine, just making my point on the ridiculous tailgate banning threads.

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    Join in farting and everybody is happy, except you smell the difference.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JetsNeedNewton View Post
    That's fine, just making my point on the ridiculous tailgate banning threads.
    I'm pitching in, Sir Isaac. Air space encroachment is something we take seriously here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    Fair enough; I thought it was a humorous counter to the jets season tickets thread. Some relevance; I can dump this no prob

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    I'm pitching in, Sir Isaac. Air space encroachment is something we take seriously here.

    They come up with fancy words for everything, don't they?


    First it's "Custodial Engineer" to describe a Janitor.

    And now it's "Air Space Encroachment" to describe a Fart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vin View Post
    They come up with fancy words for everything, don't they?


    First it's "Custodial Engineer" to describe a Janitor.

    And now it's "Air Space Encroachment" to describe a Fart.
    Correction: It's how I describe YOUR farts.

    Pinky up!


    SAR I


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    Just curious on the urgent need for dumping? If no one is interested it will die a quick death. Otherwise a little humor isn't such a terrible thing. Were you offended?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JetsNeedNewton View Post
    Just curious on the urgent need for dumping? If no one is interested it will die a quick death. Otherwise a little humor isn't such a terrible thing. Were you offended?
    I thought it was funny. That's why I posted the video.

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    I swear I can smell Jim Nantz farting. Every time he opens his mouth.


    Check it out.

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