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    Just woke up from surgery b***es

    Morphine and percocets pumping!

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    Feeling no pain!!!

    What surgery did you have?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    Morphine and percocets pumping!
    Don't forget to take the pain and save the drugs.

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    Enjoy the morphine and speedy recovery!

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    Feeling no pain!!!

    What surgery did you have?
    Ablation to fix my heart arythmia. Fukcers went in through my groin up the arteries to the heart. Then burned the electrical impulses. This really sucks. Also have the cathader in me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    Ablation to fix my heart arythmia. Fukcers went in through my groin up the arteries to the heart. Then burned the electrical impulses. This really sucks. Also have the cathader in me...
    Hang tight, get better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    Ablation to fix my heart arythmia. Fukcers went in through my groin up the arteries to the heart. Then burned the electrical impulses. This really sucks. Also have the cathader in me...
    That doesn't sound like fun. Hope they don't yank the cathader while you're awake.

    When do you go home?

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    That doesn't sound like fun. Hope they don't yank the cathader while you're awake.

    When do you go home?
    Going home tomorrow and unfortunately they are pulling it out at 11 while I'm awake

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    Going home tomorrow and unfortunately they are pulling it out at 11 while I'm awake
    Ouch! Get well soon!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    Also have the cathader in me...
    Quote Originally Posted by Apache 51 View Post
    Hang tight
    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    No tightness, he has all the tightness he needs!



    Get well soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    Ablation to fix my heart arythmia. Fukcers went in through my groin up the arteries to the heart. Then burned the electrical impulses. This really sucks. Also have the cathader in me...
    I figured you were having a sex change.

    Seriously get well soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    Ablation to fix my heart arythmia. Fukcers went in through my groin up the arteries to the heart. Then burned the electrical impulses. This really sucks. Also have the cathader in me...
    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    Going home tomorrow and unfortunately they are pulling it out at 11 while I'm awake
    Good God. Feel better man. Good luck tomorrow.

    I can't believe they got to your heart through your groin. Talk about taking the long way.

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    So the easiest way to a mans heart is...

    through his cawk???

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    So the easiest way to a mans heart is...

    through his cawk???
    In NE, its two inches south.




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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    So the easiest way to a mans heart is...

    through his cawk???
    It's not??



















    damn, I was doing it wrong all these years












    seriously, hope you feel better, dimitri

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    Going home tomorrow and unfortunately they are pulling it out at 11 while I'm awake
    It's 11...

    Anyone else hear a scream?

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    It's 11...

    Anyone else hear a scream?
    The worst thing I ever experienced in my life.

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    Feel better Dimitri. Enjoy the Percs and try not to get too excited.

    I know, go read through some of Bonhomme's posts, he's as milquetoast as they come.

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    Dimitri, feel better my friend, my prescription for you is Percosets & Skyrim.

    On another note, I should stop associating with you guys for awhile.
    There is apparently some sort of 'surgery' bug going around...
    **** everything about that.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    Dimitri, feel better my friend, my prescription for you is Percosets & Skyrim.

    On another note, I should stop associating with you guys for awhile.
    There is apparently some sort of 'surgery' bug going around...
    **** everything about that.




    Lol I'll be out of commission for a week too. 12 hours a day minimum lol

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