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    Just woke up from surgery b***es

    Morphine and percocets pumping!

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    Feeling no pain!!!

    What surgery did you have?

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    [QUOTE=Dimitri_0515;4346128]Morphine and percocets pumping![/QUOTE]

    Don't forget to take the pain and save the drugs.

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    Enjoy the morphine and speedy recovery!

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    [QUOTE=crossfire;4346139]Feeling no pain!!!

    What surgery did you have?[/QUOTE]

    Ablation to fix my heart arythmia. Fukcers went in through my groin up the arteries to the heart. Then burned the electrical impulses. This really sucks. Also have the cathader in me...

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    [QUOTE=Dimitri_0515;4346159]Ablation to fix my heart arythmia. Fukcers went in through my groin up the arteries to the heart. Then burned the electrical impulses. This really sucks. Also have the cathader in me...[/QUOTE]

    Hang tight, get better.

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    [QUOTE=Dimitri_0515;4346159]Ablation to fix my heart arythmia. Fukcers went in through my groin up the arteries to the heart. Then burned the electrical impulses. This really sucks. Also have the cathader in me...[/QUOTE]

    That doesn't sound like fun. Hope they don't yank the cathader while you're awake. [IMG]http://rr-bb.com/images/smilies/faint2.gif[/IMG]

    When do you go home?

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    [QUOTE=crossfire;4346173]That doesn't sound like fun. Hope they don't yank the cathader while you're awake. [IMG]http://rr-bb.com/images/smilies/faint2.gif[/IMG]

    When do you go home?[/QUOTE]

    Going home tomorrow and unfortunately they are pulling it out at 11 while I'm awake

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    [QUOTE=Dimitri_0515;4346193]Going home tomorrow and unfortunately they are pulling it out at 11 while I'm awake[/QUOTE]

    Ouch! Get well soon!

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    [QUOTE=Dimitri_0515;4346159] Also have the cathader in me...[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=Apache 51;4346160]Hang tight[/QUOTE]

    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo:eek:

    No tightness, he has all the tightness he needs!:eek:



    Get well soon.

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    [QUOTE=Dimitri_0515;4346159]Ablation to fix my heart arythmia. Fukcers went in through my groin up the arteries to the heart. Then burned the electrical impulses. This really sucks. Also have the cathader in me...[/QUOTE]

    I figured you were having a sex change. :D

    Seriously get well soon.

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    [QUOTE=Dimitri_0515;4346159]Ablation to fix my heart arythmia. Fukcers went in through my groin up the arteries to the heart. Then burned the electrical impulses. This really sucks. Also have the cathader in me...[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=Dimitri_0515;4346193]Going home tomorrow and unfortunately they are pulling it out at 11 while I'm awake[/QUOTE]

    Good God. Feel better man. Good luck tomorrow.

    I can't believe they got to your heart through your groin. Talk about taking the long way.

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    So the easiest way to a mans heart is...

    through his cawk???:eek:

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    [QUOTE=FF2;4346301]So the easiest way to a mans heart is...

    through his cawk???:eek:[/QUOTE]

    In NE, its two inches south.


    :dunno:

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    [QUOTE=FF2;4346301]So the easiest way to a mans heart is...

    through his cawk???:eek:[/QUOTE]

    It's not?? :D



















    damn, I was doing it wrong all these years :P












    seriously, hope you feel better, dimitri

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    [QUOTE=Dimitri_0515;4346193]Going home tomorrow and unfortunately they are pulling it out at 11 while I'm awake[/QUOTE]

    It's 11...

    Anyone else hear a scream?

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    [QUOTE=crossfire;4346366]It's 11...

    Anyone else hear a scream?[/QUOTE]

    The worst thing I ever experienced in my life.

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    Feel better Dimitri. Enjoy the Percs and try not to get too excited.

    I know, go read through some of Bonhomme's posts, he's as milquetoast as they come.:P

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    Dimitri, feel better my friend, my prescription for you is Percosets & Skyrim.

    On another note, I should stop associating with you guys for awhile.
    There is apparently some sort of 'surgery' bug going around...
    **** everything about that.




    [IMG]http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o38/fishooked/JI/computer-slice.jpg[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;4346572]Dimitri, feel better my friend, my prescription for you is Percosets & Skyrim.

    On another note, I should stop associating with you guys for awhile.
    There is apparently some sort of 'surgery' bug going around...
    **** everything about that.




    [IMG]http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o38/fishooked/JI/computer-slice.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    Lol I'll be out of commission for a week too. 12 hours a day minimum lol

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