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Thread: Does Lifetime Intentionally Make Bad Movies?

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    [QUOTE=sourceworx;4347955]Their movies all follow the same basic formula:

    - Girl meets this incredible guy.
    - Fairy tale romance ensues.
    - Girl gets married to man.
    - Guy turns out to be not so great after all. Girl discovers he is either an adulterer, murderer, or abusive.
    - Girl overcomes.[/QUOTE]

    Forgot the "other" guy who likes her swoops in and gets the bad guy...

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;4347946]Wow....no need to be a douchebag about it.
    Any married man is aware of the network and its dangers to men.[/QUOTE]

    Lighten up, Francis. Your Lifetime watching days sure have made you sensitive.

    I'm married. Guess I dodged some kind of bullet here.

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    Jim Gaffigan has a funny bit about how women are always getting beaten on Lifetime. "Next on Lifetime, Meredith Baxter-Birney gets beaten with a rod. A Lifetime original rod. "

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    [QUOTE=FlagmanL11;4347972]Forgot the "other" guy who likes her swoops in and gets the bad guy...[/QUOTE]

    Not always. Often the girl saves herself.

    Girl Power!!!!!

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;4347976]Jim Gaffigan has a funny bit about how women are always getting beaten on Lifetime. "Next on Lifetime, Meredith Baxter-Birney gets beaten with a rod. A Lifetime original rod. "[/QUOTE]

    LOL they always use some has-been actress as the lead.

    "Markie Post stars in a Lifetime original...."

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    [QUOTE=JetPotato;4347914]No. Do you know all of the brands of tampon, too?

    There's 1,500 friggin channels on TV now. I watch maybe 4 of them. And somehow I still manage to get my share of bj's.[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=Big L;4347922]And who is/was Drew Peterson? Chief of police, Chicago police department?[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=JetPotato;4347973]Lighten up, Francis. Your Lifetime watching days sure have made you sensitive.

    I'm married. Guess I dodged some kind of bullet here.[/QUOTE]

    Apologies...must stop watching Lifetime at once!

    Actually, I have no regrets, because the move was so frickin bad that we LOL'd the whole time watching it.


    The name of the movie is Drew Petersen:Untouchable

    Some Chicago PD seargeant who's 3rd wife is missing then apparently killed his 4th wife too. Also after his 4th wife disappeared before he got indicted he got engaged to some 5th broad.

    You know the guy is crazy if he wants to be friggin married all the time.


    [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drew_Peterson[/url]


    [IMG]http://www.upi.com/r/m/story/12418098428831/[/IMG]




    [IMG]http://www.chicagonow.com/hanging-in-the-heights/files/2012/01/lowe_peterson.jpg[/IMG]

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    and they always have merideth baxter birney in them getting beaten

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;4348005]Apologies...must stop watching Lifetime at once!

    Actually, I have no regrets, because the move was so frickin bad that we LOL'd the whole time watching it.


    The name of the movie is Drew Petersen:Untouchable

    Some Chicago PD seargeant who's 3rd wife is missing then apparently killed his 4th wife too. Also after his 4th wife disappeared before he got indicted he got engaged to some 5th broad.

    You know the guy is crazy if he wants to be friggin married all the time.


    [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drew_Peterson[/url]


    [IMG]http://www.upi.com/r/m/story/12418098428831/[/IMG]




    [IMG]http://www.chicagonow.com/hanging-in-the-heights/files/2012/01/lowe_peterson.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    Ha! I was kidding about the Chicago Police. I was thinking This Sgt. Peterson- at 2:45

    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HNd3qz68Zw[/url]

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    [QUOTE=sourceworx;4347992]LOL they always use some has-been actress as the lead.

    "Markie Post stars in a Lifetime original...."[/QUOTE]


    Or just actresses with really bad agents.
    Markie Post is freakin hot though.....

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;4348110]Or just actresses with really bad agents.
    Markie Post is freakin hot though.....[/QUOTE]

    Settle down, Dan Fielding.

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    [QUOTE=JetPotato;4347914]
    There's 1,500 friggin channels on TV now. I watch maybe 4 of them. And somehow I still manage to get my share of bj's.[/QUOTE]

    I find this somehow incredibly quotable.

    well done sir!

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;4348249]I find this somehow incredibly quotable.

    well done sir![/QUOTE]

    Thanks. I do it for the kids.

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    May I ask the inspiration for this research and proclamation?...aka WHY are you wasting your time watching and then researching the stuff they spew on that channel? haha

    I tried watching something on that channel for a sociology class at uconn, and I decided getting an incomplete on the assignment was well worth not having to put myself through that BS.

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